Goutfest ‘22 (Phil’s 40th bday) - Midlife crisis is fully engaged

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Xavier Renegade Angel dijo:
Can't get.diabetes if u never get diagnosed. Big brain time
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Standard DSP approach to all thing in life is to ignore or put it off until it can't be ignored or put off any longer. I won't say he has diabetes or even should go get checked for it specifically, but his lifestyle is definitely setting himself up for plenty of health problems. His ego and laziness won't allow for him to get his health checked to find out problems before they become unfixable. And even if he does get checked out and they find problems he won't follow through with the treatments due to $$$ or laziness so no point in wasting his time bothering.
 
Joshuan Moon dijo:
Standard DSP approach to all thing in life is to ignore or put it off until it can't be ignored or put off any longer. I won't say he has diabetes or even should go get checked for it specifically, but his lifestyle is definitely setting himself up for plenty of health problems. His ego and laziness won't allow for him to get his health checked to find out problems before they become unfixable.
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You should be getting annual routine labs since probably 30 even if you're healthy, and part of that is an A1c, I'd be surprised if he even had a baseline A1c at this point.
 
Full Race Replay dijo:
Phil is probably so lazy he doesn’t even eat that much food nowadays so even though it’s all total shit, his calorie intake is not too bad. So he gets one of those shapes where you’re not too fat but still absolutely no muscle at all.
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His optimal weight is in the 170s. He's definitely 200 and some change.
 
I thought the worst part of watching him eat was his pigsplantions about food and his acting like a culinary expert.
I was wrong.
It's the way he uses his teeth to scrape the food off the fork.
 
RandyFries dijo:
He’s mentioned before his weight fluctuates around 200 pounds which he considers to be a healthy weight. It’s not, it’s in the middle of overweight on the BMI scale.
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Except he's got way less muscle mass than most men his height/weight. BMI only works for people with reasonable muscle : fat ratios so even if he's telling the truth about weighing + or - 200 elbees (which might be made up; since he thinks 200 = healthy he's likely to say that's how much he weighs even if it is not true), his overall body fat % is probably well into the obese range. It's the reverse of how Dwayne Johnson is technically obese, but still probably has the overall health profile of a man half his age because he's pure muscle.

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Xavier Renegade Angel dijo:
How is he not a diabetic?
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Who's to say he isn't? He has complained about tingling in his extremities and hits many of the other symptoms listed in the Mayo Clinic's primer (fatigue, irritability, and frequent infections for 3). He has not gone to a GP for ages so the walk-in clinics he uses instead may not connect the dots either, their job is to treat the immediate problem only then let him go. If he has diabetes he will need to develop severe symptoms like necrosis or a seizure before he even sees a doctor about it.
 
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twattycake dijo:
Except he's got way less muscle mass than most men his height/weight. BMI only works for people with reasonable muscle : fat ratios so even if he's telling the truth about weighing + or - 200 elbees (which might be made up; since he thinks 200 = healthy he's likely to say that's how much he weighs even if it is not true), his overall body fat % is probably well into the obese range. It's the reverse of how Dwayne Johnson is technically obese, but still probably has the overall health profile of a man half his age because he's pure muscle.
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There ain’t no way that fat bitch is 200 probably more like 250 with them chunky ass cheeks.

Them fatty arms alone dangle in around 50 each at least.
 
Joshuan Moon dijo:
Standard DSP approach to all thing in life is to ignore or put it off until it can't be ignored or put off any longer. I won't say he has diabetes or even should go get checked for it specifically, but his lifestyle is definitely setting himself up for plenty of health problems. His ego and laziness won't allow for him to get his health checked to find out problems before they become unfixable. And even if he does get checked out and they find problems he won't follow through with the treatments due to $$$ or laziness so no point in wasting his time bothering.
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I'm wondering if he will get colonoscopies or just bitch about them. Probably has some imaginary story about how he heard someone once say they got molested by their doctor during one and he doesn't want that to happen. That or he will finally come to the fact he is gay.
 
Corpun dijo:
I'm wondering if he will get colonoscopies or just bitch about them. Probably has some imaginary story about how he heard someone once say they got molested by their doctor during one and he doesn't want that to happen. That or he will finally come to the fact he is gay.
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Given his scat fetish and closeted homosexuality he'll probably jump at the chance to shit for an entire day and have a camera shoved up his ass. He might even seek a second opinion with another doctor just to be sure they have a good look up there.
 
The cake tasting in 4 images:
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Delicious cake his wife lovingly made for him. Couldn't even finish a whole piece of it. Finished his water though. Sound good?
 
catholiclutheran dijo:
Not sure who is responsible for this, but bravo to you. The lads that did this... You are all winners.
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Given the list and that most DSP detractors are happy living in DSP circles, not going to autistic lengths for a joke no one cares about, it reeks of ex-Wings trolls. It's funny but it'd be way funnier if he actually put a joke in there instead of listing people, such a tame burn with no teeth.
 
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