Goutfest ‘22 (Phil’s 40th bday) - Midlife crisis is fully engaged

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Derich 2nd of coomland dijo:
You are thinking about this gay ass shit? He even wore his brokeback vest.
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I haven't watched this in a years time so I forgot how bad this was. So everybody that kept saying that last years decorations was worse than what he has now, you were right.

This also screams either man baby or children's entertainer or more likely both.
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Lol I forgot it said "Epic Birthday", that makes it so much better. Those are perfect for Phil he should have them every year to symbolise his stagnation.
 
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Got a lovely front/top view of the hair crater.
 
I forgot about his eating mannerisms.
-Talks with his mouth full
-Chews with his mouth open
-Lip Smacks
-Angry face

This goes for everyone. Not even a "Phil does a thing so it's bad."

This is insufferably irritating and gross. I do not miss this.
 
TheTractor dijo:
My parrot that eats with her 4 toes has more grace than this apex species specimen.

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I'm sure your birb sounds infinitely better, even when she's going apeshit (I've had a few feathered friends myself...I know how loud they can get), than this nasally pigroach.

I helped foster birds for a rescue team where I live. I got this one named Jackson. Beautiful umbrella cockatoo. Sweet as could be, but was VERY clingy. And...made sex moans. I thought it was the TV, or something, but then I looked over and he was going to town just...making those noises. Birds are funny creatures.
 
SomeBoyo dijo:
Happy 40th Phil, here's to another 40 :drink:
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I can't imagine phil still living at 80 unless OIC is there to prop him up like Weekend at Bernie's. Also, it;s a little surprising that phil still buys himself balloons. I have never met a grown man who wants balloons on his birthday, much less his 40th birthday. In most cases women will do that for men on their birthday as sort of a gag, or kids will do it for their dad because it's what they know from their own birthday, but a grown man doing it for himself? Holy shit, phillium.
 
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Big 4-0

At that point in life a person would have a successful career, maybe go back to school(40 is not that old to go back). For Phil, nah, at his point, this is all he needs, no need to better himself or learn any real world skills, nope, just sit there in that room, wondering what you could have done differently in your life when the camera and stream is off.

Whats Khet thinking? Where is Khet? She's not there for this big boi's b-day? I'm suspecting she's really getting tired of his shit and maybe formulating a plan to get out of there, just look at April and Spoony.

Anyway here's to another 10 year legacy ya dope.
 

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