Goutfest ‘22 (Phil’s 40th bday) - Midlife crisis is fully engaged

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Derich 2nd of coomland dijo:
The "funny" thing to me here is that if you go to the second link, there is at least a few images he could have used that does NOT scream "I'm a children's entertainer" but this is the image that is used.
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Remember when he had that gamer balloon last year I think? It was in the shape of a game controller. And every time I think about it I think when he was buying it he actually told the staff its for his birthday, and they probably thought he was retarded lololol.
 
FaXmachine dijo:
Remember when he had that gamer balloon last year I think? It was in the shape of a game controller. And every time I think about it I think when he was buying it he actually told the staff its for his birthday, and they probably thought he was retarded lololol.
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You are thinking about this gay ass shit? He even wore his brokeback vest.
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I haven't watched this in a years time so I forgot how bad this was. So everybody that kept saying that last years decorations was worse than what he has now, you were right.

This also screams either man baby or children's entertainer or more likely both.
 
I have a feeling that todays going to officially dethrone this amazing moment that happened during the vest streak:
 
Prestream started and he's already doing the same fucking song and dance about his Elden Ring playthrough and how alluddapeepol say it's boring but Phil watches other nudniks play the game and they do nothing different so shut up you stupid fucking trolls and tip me!!!
 
So the 'highlight' of the prestream was a story about preteen Phil going to his godmother's 40th birthday. Godmother's adult children were joking with her about getting old, autistic Phil interpreted these as actual insults and wondered if she was really happy. Pivot into how happy he is and how great his mature adult life is.
 
What did he dump into gacha during his last birthday? $2k?

Just remember, all this money he is getting is going directly into the void. The trash, the toilet, and jpegs. He's not going any further in life from getting handed birthday cash.
 
Slight dox of myself but it is pertinent to Phil. Tomorrow is my birthday, and I will be celebrating it with my family after work. I don't mean a wife that hates being in the same room as me and a cat, I mean a family.

Phil could have easily flown over to his parents to celebrate or had friends celebrate with him if he wanted to make it a big deal but instead he will remain the obese hermit he always was and spite every living being around him if it doesn't contribute to his own ego.

Happy birthday Phil, I hope your life isn't miserable.
 
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