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Looks like the invites my kids get from their classmates' parents for a 1.5 hour mid-morning party. Wonder if Phil will have veggie straws and juice boxes too.
Goutfest ‘22 (Phil’s 40th bday) - Midlife crisis is fully engaged
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DiabeticSP
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Will there be on screen cake again, this is vital to deciding whether I watch this shitshow
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- 6 de Ene, 2022
He'll get the cake from walmart via instacart as Khet doesn't want to put up with his shit.
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- 29 de Dic, 2017
Ackdolf "Six Million" Pigler has already confirmed his horse would be making a super special custom homemade birthday cake for his begging extravaganza, to eat on stream.
DiabeticSP
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- 16 de Ago, 2017
Based. Hopefully she buys a better pre-made cake at the local Kroger tier local grocery store this year.
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- 19 de Sep, 2021
Juice boxes might be to much of "a project" and we all know that Phil likes everything around his meals to be easy.
If he's lucky Khet can tear her eyes away from Skyrim long enough to put in the straw for him, but other than that I'd say it's a big NO to the juice box.
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- 20 de Mayo, 2021
Uh, no, it'll be custom.
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- 16 de Ago, 2018
So they do prestreams too? Jokes aside, it's not even him just eating food and then he heads out, it's gonna be like six hours of filler around it. Can't he take out his wife to another Burger King birthday meal? It's so miserable.
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- 5 de Ago, 2019
All Phil is missingis a bouncy house and cotton candy machine.
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- 2 de Mar, 2020
That's his brand, sad degenerate old man teases wearing clown suits for disability dollars. The recitation that his streams are fun meaningful content is a subversion of his actual miserable meaningless donation begs.
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- 12 de Mar, 2019
For the birthday bash my girlfriend has made this for you all so you may remember him
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- 30 de Ene, 2018
He will definitely use super specific adjectives to make his wife's baking look that much better. Actually, I think there is a good chance his roommate realized she doesn't have to make him cakes anymore to stay in the snort fort. He may try to pass a store-bought cake off as home made. Keep your eyes peeled farmers.
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In all fairness, if Phil capped his breaks at 90 minutes / day and swapped out the Costco muffins for veggie straws his streams and overall quality of life would drastically improve.
Fixed that for you. By now it's really hard to believe they do anything together anymore besides unpackaging Doordash deliveries.
Baking autism incoming: A very thin and uniform layer of frosting is a tell for store-made cakes because the spreaders most home bakers use just aren't big enough so any attempt to reapply or redistribute the frosting will just create dips/peaks somewhere else.
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- 10 de Ene, 2018
To celebrate Dave's 40th Birthday, I created a thumbnail he can use for his stream. It encompasses what his life is all about and all the memories he created along the way. If any detractors want to use it for a thumbnail for their live stream then go ahead.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN!
Much Love,
-Duke Morty
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN!
Much Love,
-Duke Morty
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- 26 de Dic, 2019
Roarin’ waters Caprisun and Sun chips cuz they were on sale
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- 11 de Sep, 2018
As with most things DSP's Big 40th Begsday Bash will just be another boring ass rehash of last year. He'll make his prearranged amount during the prestream, finish that sleepy Ghost Wire game, beg, play Skyrim, beg, Devour, beg, play Elden Cheese, beg, eat a pain cake slice, beg, and finish by putting everyone to bed. My call is $300 as a tips goal but He'll crush it thanks to Jeff.
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- 5 de Ago, 2019
It's me again.
No your life has not been tough.
Your viewers life though has.
Every time you make the choice to lie, cheat, and gaslight it makes the people's life that watch you tougher.
So, have a birthday. Gaslight way. I will sit here with the best community of detractors I have seen.
When you finally get demonetized, it will be a WONDERFUL day, because we will get to see you struggle. LEGITIMATELY struggle.
That, Phil makes your life tough.
To 10 mre years of "begging" work a glass of gin to you.
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- 29 de Ene, 2021
How many subscribers did he actually pull in since making that "goal" however many months ago? I know it rounds by 1,000, was he at like 195k or 196k when he first made that goal then?
The Penultimate Warrior
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Are we taking bets on what the tips goal will be? No doubt there are several phastive khantributions already pre-arranged, but for the rest of it? $4k would seem logical but optimistic, so probably $2k.