🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[All becomes gunt]

Watching Ralph's post-beating stream from the hospital (or hotel or whatever)...I never thought I would say this, but I feel sorry for him. I'm afraid if one more thing goes wrong he might explode. I'm afraid he's not far from killing someone or himself. I guess most likely, it probably won't ultimately get bad until he runs out of money. But it's clear he's lost almost everything, has been humiliated, and is not taking it well.

He had a stream ?

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

He had a stream ?

Sorry, I always assume people have seen things way before I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-Te45XRa4&t=7836s

I'm not tech savvy so i hope this link works. Around 1:56:00 Ralph's stream starts

 

[AnOminous]

Watching Ralph's post-beating stream from the hospital (or hotel or whatever)...I never thought I would say this, but I feel sorry for him.

Lmao why? This spastic fuckup literally blew his last money to go to Portugal in the deranged and incomprehensible belief that this somehow owned Warski. It was a pure spite flight. And he ended up fucked up beyond belief. Why is this worthy of sympathy? He did a hateful, dumb thing, and had hateful, dumb shit happen to him.

This is pure lulz.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Watching Ralph's post-beating stream from the hospital (or hotel or whatever)...I never thought I would say this, but I feel sorry for him. I'm afraid if one more thing goes wrong he might explode. I'm afraid he's not far from killing someone or himself. I guess most likely, it probably won't ultimately get bad until he runs out of money. But it's clear he's lost almost everything, has been humiliated, and is not taking it well.

Save it for someone who actually deserves it. Ralph's current life and future trajectory is nobody else's fault but Ralph's.

Sit back and enjoy this once in a lifetime self-immolation.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He had a stream ?

yes the TLDW is;

He's totally not mad at all (isn't it obvious), he's having the best time of his life and isn't bothered in the slightest by any current events or any topic. Where he comes from if you don't get beat badly by niggers until your eyeballs look like a thai hookers asshole, then you're a pussy, he's alpha for getting his ass kicked.

He also flat out admitted that not only did he not chase anyone, but he also didn't throw a single punch. His official story changed from a 1v4 to a 1v2..maybe 3[sic] , He was shit faced drunk sitting on the ground in the street, someone walked by picked up his purse, he stood up and "yelled" and then was beaten to his knees and in the process of balling up got a booboo on his elbows and a bruise on his gunt.

The rest is him trying to deflect troll donos while his few retard paypigs try to change the topic of him being a bitch while larping as a chill cool guy. Made me forget he was in Portugal and thought he was in Coping-hagen

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Veni, Vidi, Vici​

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1489213626489708544

I have a feeling this photo will end up as evidence against him when he tries to plead poverty and deny malicious spending to avoid child support…

Thats a fishing boat not a cruise

I hope they put him to work halfway through the atlantic and threaten to throw him overboard if he doesn't gut fish.

“ayyyy yo Sergio, I’m outta the hospital and I gotta own the Alawgs, where we going next?”

”ehhh Ralúlf, it was e fun for a weekend and all but I have to go to work on the fishing trawler…”

”Ill bring the fancy chapangne glass from my hotel room and my 3euro stogie!”

 

[All becomes gunt]

yes the TLDW is;

He's totally not mad at all (isn't it obvious), he's having the best time of his life and isn't bothered in the slightest by any current events or any topic. Where he comes from if you don't get beat badly by niggers until your eyeballs look like a thai hookers asshole, then you're a pussy, he's alpha for getting his ass kicked.

He also flat out admitted that not only did he not chase anyone, but he also didn't throw a single punch. His official story changed from a 1v4 to a 1v2..maybe 3[sic] , He was shit faced drunk sitting on the ground in the street, someone walked by picked up his purse, he stood up and "yelled" and then was beaten to his knees and in the process of balling up got a booboo on his elbows and a bruise on his gunt.

The rest is him trying to deflect troll donos while his few retard paypigs try to change the topic of him being a bitch while larping as a chill cool guy. Made me forget he was in Portugal and thought he was in Coping-hagen

Such a terrible decision from the Gunt. Leaving Guntsville VA and going to Europe made him a bullseye target for anyone that wanted to fuck with him. Noone is going to save this loudmouthed midget, the cops will look the other way as long as he doesnt die.

 

[Vesperus]

sorry... I just am stupid with this...

To anyone new to the farms (I know @bearycool isn't, but it gave me a thunk):
Some days you are the autist, and some days you are the retard. The trick is, to not care.

 

[bearycool]

To anyone new to the farms (I know @bearycool isn't, but it gave me a thunk):
Some days you are the autist, and some days you are the retard. The trick is, to not care.

I channeled my inner retard and just decided; “eh, all well, gaily forward.”

And then make a thread about orbiters who did some slap fighting with the Vickers.

You just gotta learn

 

[Vesperus]

Veni, Vidi, Vici​

Veni, Vidi, Vicodin.

 

[oramge cat]

Ok, eviscerate this theory if you will, we have no other proof of him being in a fight apart from the orbital injury, and his statement about lost money and a phone (1 of 2) iirc?

Could the orbital injury have been caused if he got himself blackout drunk. or even just overbalanced, fell over and hit something hard on the way down, before trying to create a cartoon like hole in the ground with his body weight?

Could he have simply fallen over? Looking at the evidence, we have: no apparent defensive injuries, his statement only as to what happened, no media reports, and no police reports.

I have no doubt that the murse was taken, but that could easily be minor predators aiding the fallen gunt.

I have seen some odd injuries over the years, including one where a chap fell against a stairway and needed plastic surgery. The surgeon was rather amazed at the cause of injury, as normally it was caused by assault to the skull.

Do we have any credible evidence that there was actually a fight, and it wasn't just a simple alcohol aided fall.

I don't think we can trust his word on the mechanism of injury.

Nearly broke my orbital bone in a fall yesterday. Had I hit the ground harder (like for example, if I weighed 300 pounds) it would have shattered. I had "defensive wounds" in the sense that I had scrapes and cuts on my hand from catching myself when I fell but him being drunk as fuck could explain that.

In a combination of growing up with retards that rumble after school over white trash turf wars who Raccoon one another, I've also known guys that get all of their teeth pulled at 19 because of their meth mouth and have a disturbing knowledge of dentures. If he had spit out a set of dentures they would have shattered on the ground, they are shockingly fragile.

Not arguing in favor of proper hygiene, but looking at photos of his teeth they look real to me. There is this uncanny valley with dentures and implants, they're too perfect. Take a look at Trump's teeth and then even your own as example. I'm sure the alcohol in the Makers Mark is sanitizing his mouth enough to add a few years before they all fall out.

I know someone who had to get dentures young and she got like literally perfectly white, shiny, straight teeth. Looks good in photos but IRL it's kind of uncanny valley. You don't really notice how not white even perfect teeth are until you've seen them cartoon character white and as straight and uniform as a group of soldiers.

 

[NPC304348]

I cant believe no one noticed, he was beaten so bad they broke his skull bones, yet not one tooth knocked out. That is odd very odd. In his stream he had all his teeth not one chip or missing. The only way I see this as possible: They were dentures all along. He got his dentures knocked out (this explains the beating photo, sunken in lips)
DOX DENTURES RALPH
your a filthy pig and I wont believe you have had good oral hygiene.

i wonder if ralph got his teeth knocked out in jail and had to get dentures then?

 

[instythot]

Schizo theory? Nora was responsible for the portubeating. Approximately right location, she allegedly moved on to darker fellows post Ralph, and definitely had motivation to have him attacked if there is even a grain of truth in any of warski's revelations. Could have been tipped off by jade who may not have known what was about to go down or Ade, who was almost guaranteed to be aware of Ethan's movements and probably was aware of what might be about to happen

 

[All becomes gunt]

Schizo theory? Nora was responsible for the portubeating. Approximately right location, she allegedly moved on to darker fellows post Ralph, and definitely had motivation to have him attacked if there is even a grain of truth in any of warski's revelations. Could have been tipped off by jade who may not have known what was about to go down or Ade, who was almost guaranteed to be aware of Ethan's movements and probably was aware of what might be about to happen

I have insider information, it was Gonzalo's network of hitmen that did the hit but the order didn't come from Gonzalo

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

So the fat retard has decided to fly, even though you're not supposed to with an orbital bone fracture

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1489678612714377217

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1489682034465378307

So either he lied about the fracture, or he's gonna die before he learns anything.

i wonder if ralph got his teeth knocked out in jail and had to get dentures then?

Is there a chance the robbers knocked all his teeth out and the hospital gave him dentures? Could you get dentures that fast?

Schizo theory? Nora was responsible for the portubeating. Approximately right location, she allegedly moved on to darker fellows post Ralph, and definitely had motivation to have him attacked if there is even a grain of truth in any of warski's revelations. Could have been tipped off by jade who may not have known what was about to go down or Ade, who was almost guaranteed to be aware of Ethan's movements and probably was aware of what might be about to happen

Ralph really doesn't need anyone's help to get his ass kicked. He certainly didn't when he got punched by a girl.

The only help you need to give him to get his ass kicked is to tell him to go outside, he'll do the rest

 

[AnOminous]

Where he comes from if you don't get beat badly by niggers until your eyeballs look like a thai hookers asshole, then you're a pussy, he's alpha for getting his ass kicked.

Imagine living in Ralphaworld, where talking some dumb wigger shit and getting your shit pushed in and your purse stolen is somehow a victory. It makes no sense outside of the skull of this wigger.

i wonder if ralph got his teeth knocked out in jail and had to get dentures then?

If he goes back there they'll probably jerk the rest of his teeth out with pliers so he can't bite.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Ralph is stuck in Portugal another day due to a flight delay. I'm trying to get a screenshot, but it gets blocked citing DMR protection?
Edit: found it posted by someone else

 

[veri]

Ralph is stuck in Portugal another day due to a flight delay. I'm trying to get a screenshot, but it gets blocked citing DMR protection?

take a picture of the screen with your phone

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

well even though he admitted as much on stream, here's confirmation his dick skinners didn't get a scratch in his epic 1v4 beatdown

 

[oramge cat]

So the fat retard has decided to fly, even though you're not supposed to with an orbital bone fracture

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1489678612714377217

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1489682034465378307

So either he lied about the fracture, or he's gonna die before he learns anything.

Normally you're not supposed to fly with an orbital bone fracture but Ralph is God's favorite idiot and will live forever as long as he keeps up being a laughingstock. He's the modern Wandering Jew.