personally i love the idea nora was behind it. this is now what i believe because i choose to believe it.
what's with fat white faggots and cigars?im not even that anti-smoking but posting pics of yourself with a cigar online only makes you look like a huge faggot.
george carlin's theory is they desperately want a BBC in their mouth
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...unless you're Ethan Ralph, then it's because you're a huge faggot" -Freud
Is there anything more feminine than drinking champagne at any event other than a New Years party or a wedding?
Why would he, it means he can huff shit off of his fingers on the move.
Conservatives think smoking cigars and drinking whiskey make them based and trad like a 1950s guy. I would take a cigarette over a cigar any day!
Smoke them all till you barf out both ends fat boy.
His hands look all swollen, like if you wore a rubber glove and filled it with water.
The Ralphamale doesn't have diabetes. He also shouldn't be on Lasix and other (non-narcotic) drugs because he would be a loser like Jim, and the Ralphamale isn't a loser.
I thought Jim was joking, this dumb fuck is really going to fly this soon? The brain explosion ending might not be too far off then.
it helps people like Ralph larp as if they're big shot businessmen from the 1950s, Ralph in particular wants to larp as Rush Limbaugh
You could hear him straining about how it isn't true.
He will shit himself though. Lets not deny reality here.
That sinus is going to be torture.
And while I pity the flight crew who is going to have to clean it, I'm enjoying the irony of him having to deal with his literal shit before dealing with the shit he stirred up. The only things that can top it is a deep gunt examination by Customs (and they will confiscate the illegal painkillers) followed by getting served with legal papers. All while stewing in his own shit.