🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votos: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votos: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votos: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votos: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votos: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votos: 47 2.0%
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    2,361
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AnOminous dijo:
Imagine being a male.

Then imagine being retarded.

Then imagine being a fat homosexual.

Then imagine you have a purse, because you are literally that gay.

Then imagine being such a complete weakling that you get your purse stolen and your ass kicked.

Then imagine showing up on the Internet fronting like there is any question whatsoever that you are a punk-ass bitch.
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Then imagine trying to unironically tell thousands of people on the Internet that if you don't get spit roasted by niggers you're a bitch.
 
bearycool dijo:
And not just a pussy physically, but an absolute cuck’d pussy ass bitch he can’t handle any critique on his precious Twitter account.

Screaming, Reeeeing “I went to Portugal, none of you fags did.”

Yeah Ralph, and you ate shit like the useless fag that you are, inside and out. Let’s not forget this most likely VIOLATES PROBATINO. Just cause you plead “no contest” does not mean they aren’t gonna excommunicate you out of Portugal and lock you up when you get back home. 🙃

Time is running out Ralph, and everyone wishes for your demise.
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I think that his probation has ended.
 
AnOminous dijo:
Imagine being a male.

Then imagine being retarded.

Then imagine being a fat homosexual.

Then imagine you have a purse, because you are literally that gay.

Then imagine being such a complete weakling that you get your purse stolen and your ass kicked.

Then imagine showing up on the Internet fronting like there is any question whatsoever that you are a punk-ass bitch.
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Imagine that we were all fortunate enough to witness the corn joke told and fulfilled together in this lifetime. Such a historic moment:

Kiwi Farms owner Joshua Moon lambasted Ethan Ralph from his balcony at an undisclosed location in eastern Europe.

Moon said Ralph loses everywhere and declared that if we sacrifice him, "We will have so much corn."

"We will have so much corn if we sacrifice Ethan Ralph that you may get bored with the harvest," Moon said Wednesday. "Believe me, I agree, you'll never get bored with the harvest. We never get bored. We are going to turn Internet blood sports around."

I don't know about the rest of ya'll, but I am not bored with the harvest, keep the combines rolling and the silos full of this wonderful corn. Thank you dearly Null, you have surely kept us fed this winter.
 
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Ralph’s male companion was Sergio the twink escort, who failed miserably at protecting Gunter from himself.
I’m appalled that no one has tracked him down and found out what happened.
You guys are supposed to be able to identify people from toasters and shit. Let’s go!
We know from the few pics that he’s a twink because of his fashion choices and that he was able to blackmail Ralph into protecting his identity.
Those are some pudgy little arms though. He worse his nicest tshirt for the date to show them off. He also trolled Ralph by encouraging him to order, photograph and post the iconic shrimp mess at the tourist trap for gullible hillbillies.
Speculation currently that Ralph is living in Sergio’s moms basement till he raises enough $$ for a plane ticket home.
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Wine em Dine em 69 em dijo:
Ralph’s male companion was Sergio the twink escort, who failed miserably at protecting Gunter from himself.
I’m appalled that no one has tracked him down and found out what happened.
You guys are supposed to be able to identify people from toasters and shit. Let’s go!
We know from the few pics that he’s a twink because of his fashion choices and that he was able to blackmail Ralph into protecting his identity.
Those are some pudgy little arms though. He worse his nicest tshirt for the date to show them off. He also trolled Ralph by encouraging him to order, photograph and post the iconic shrimp mess at the tourist trap for gullible hillbillies.
Speculation currently that Ralph is living in Sergio’s moms basement till he raises enough $$ for a plane ticket home.
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What the fuck am I looking at? Four shrimp in buttered semen over ice?
 
KikeKiller1488 dijo:

Veni, Vidi, Vici​

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CHEERS, ALOGS!

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Ethan all alone on a tourist cruise, asking someone grandma to take his photos so he can post them on Twitter.

The best part is I bet he was bored out of his mind, but he needed to find something to take a photo of him doing in Lisbon other than getting his ass whipped. He also needed to be something he could sit on his fat ass the whole time - hence a boat ride.

A museum, cathedral or Roman ruins would have required far too much physical exertion so it had to be either a bus or boat tour.
 
What beautiful unblemished hands he has. The knuckles in particular are spectacular. Ralph must have a great hand care routine to be in a stand up brawl a few days ago and to already look 5 stars.
 
MirnaMinkoff dijo:
Ethan all alone on a tourist cruise, asking someone grandma to take his photos so he can post them on Twitter.

The best part is I bet he was bored out of his mind, but he needed to find something to take a photo of him doing in Lisbon other than getting his ass whipped. He also needed to be something he could sit on his fat ass the whole time - hence a boat ride.

A museum, cathedral or Roman ruins would have required far too much physical exertion so it had to be either a bus or boat tour.
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He's just trying to save face, what little bit of face he still has left.
 
ANOTHER FIVE STAR DAY IN PORTUGAL*

Five Star Days not guaranteed to be worth five stars.
 
KikeKiller1488 dijo:

Veni, Vidi, Vici​

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I like to think I have a sense of humor, being on this site and all, but is he trying to be funny? Has he rounded that corner and submitted to self-deprecation in order to beat the haterz to it and cut his losses at long last? Did he finally figure out that caffeine exists, in the form of espresso, and realize it’s the cleanest, best pleasure?
Also lol at the polo mumu. Get with it ralph real ballerz wear izodz n shit.
 
lol @ ralph sitting in a restaurant with sunglasses on to hide his fucked up face, spending a hundred dollars on food to try and impress a-logs with and eat alone while May stays at home

lol, lmao
 
... where the fuck is this money coming from? No, seriously. Is he using credit cards or something? Even taking into account that we know he’s barely been paying his co-hosts, we’ve seen his paypigs slowly drying up. And future prospects don’t look much better there.

... Then again, Ralph has repeatedly shown himself to not be fiscally responsible, so I can’t say I’m actually shocked.
 
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