🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votos: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votos: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votos: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votos: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votos: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votos: 47 2.0%
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    2,361
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Burd Turglar dijo:
The lack of any defensive wounds at all makes me wonder if he just got super fucked up, passed out and fell full weight on his fat face. Im sure he got a beat down but how the fuck do you not have ANY damage to your hands?
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Now imagine that punch coming from someone that isn't a stoned wigger NEET. He got knocked out cold and they stomped on his face before pulling off his manpurse and chucking it into the trash. I fully believe he talked shit and got hit, not mugged at this point.
 
Lance Private Drop Off dijo:
Did I hear right in the stream that he isn't Vaccinated? I dipped into the stream briefly and thought that I heard that. I'm sorry for being lazy, but I can't face going back and listening to his inane ramblings to find the statement. I haven't listened to him for years, but is last night typical of his recent content?
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Ralph's repeatedly gone on record saying that he's unvaccinated, although some people have speculated that Ralph might have secretly gotten the jab. Part of the reason people speculate so much is because according to Ralph, he was denied access to his dying mother because he was unvaccinated.

On that note, I have to say, regardless of your opinions on getting the vaccine, imagine holding true to your anti-vax values so firmly that you refuse to get the jab in order to see your dying mother, and then later caving and getting the vaccine for some other reason. It's basically an admission that whatever made you ultimately get the vax was more important than seeing your dying mother. I think that more than any political posturing is why Ralph hasn't gotten vaccinated and likely never will. The only reason he could possibly give at this point that would go over better than a fart in church would be if it was a requirement to be in the delivery room when the mare finally starts foaling (to my knowledge it isn't a requirement currently, but who knows what might change in a month or so).

Inb4 optimistic for Ralph still being alive by then, or actually giving enough of a fuck to be at the hospital to see the birth of his child, or not just flying into a wigger tard rage upon being told he needs to be vaccinated and then just whining on his show about it, thereby kicking the can even more because now whatever does get him to be vaccinated will be more important than his dying mom AND the birth of his child.
 
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Now imagine that punch coming from someone that isn't a stoned wigger NEET. He got knocked out cold and they stomped on his face before pulling off his manpurse and chucking it into the trash. I fully believe he talked shit and got hit, not mugged at this point.
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I just love breaking into people's houses and staring at the camera instead of watching the guy winding up a punch.
 
Ethan Ralph blocked me after I said I was a lolagent of Andy Warski.

Guy has thinner skin than I expected of his fragile ego and more cellulite than neurons in his head.

Ralph, everyone thinks you’re stupid, 5’1’’, and your “4 star” experience at the hotel is not the hotel’s fault. You went looking for trouble at the hotel, and you don’t get the right to degrade them by one star.

Eat shit Ethan Ralph. Your reviews are more useless than your existence.
 
Let's just talk about Ralph here. We all knew he was a tiny little midget barely over 5'1". Also he's fucking fat. And then he got his ass kicked. And somehow, despite claiming he fought back really hard, he has no defensive wounds whatsoever on his hands. This means he got his ass kicked, he got facially beaten and his skull shattered, and he was such a fucking pussy he couldn't even defend his face.
 
AnOminous dijo:
Let's just talk about Ralph here. We all knew he was a tiny little midget barely over 5'1". Also he's fucking fat. And then he got his ass kicked. And somehow, despite claiming he fought back really hard, he has no defensive wounds whatsoever on his hands. This means he got his ass kicked, he got facially beaten and his skull shattered, and he was such a fucking pussy he couldn't even defend his face.
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And not just a pussy physically, but an absolute cuck’d pussy ass bitch he can’t handle any critique on his precious Twitter account.

Screaming, Reeeeing “I went to Portugal, none of you fags did.”

Yeah Ralph, and you ate shit like the useless fag that you are, inside and out. Let’s not forget this most likely VIOLATES PROBATINO. Just cause you plead “no contest” does not mean they aren’t gonna excommunicate you out of Portugal and lock you up when you get back home. 🙃

Time is running out Ralph, and everyone wishes for your demise.
 
Pussies fight with their hands. Real Ralphachads use their faces to beat up on other people's hands and feet. Ralphamales never go out bitchmade
 
Ok, eviscerate this theory if you will, we have no other proof of him being in a fight apart from the orbital injury, and his statement about lost money and a phone (1 of 2) iirc?

Could the orbital injury have been caused if he got himself blackout drunk. or even just overbalanced, fell over and hit something hard on the way down, before trying to create a cartoon like hole in the ground with his body weight?

Could he have simply fallen over? Looking at the evidence, we have: no apparent defensive injuries, his statement only as to what happened, no media reports, and no police reports.

I have no doubt that the murse was taken, but that could easily be minor predators aiding the fallen gunt.

I have seen some odd injuries over the years, including one where a chap fell against a stairway and needed plastic surgery. The surgeon was rather amazed at the cause of injury, as normally it was caused by assault to the skull.

Do we have any credible evidence that there was actually a fight, and it wasn't just a simple alcohol aided fall.

I don't think we can trust his word on the mechanism of injury.
 
Lance Private Drop Off dijo:
Ok, eviscerate this theory if you will, we have no other proof of him being in a fight apart from the orbital injury, and his statement about lost money and a phone (1 of 2) iirc?

Could the orbital injury have been caused if he got himself blackout drunk. or even just overbalanced, fell over and hit something hard on the way down, before trying to create a cartoon like hole in the ground with his body weight?

Could he have simply fallen over? Looking at the evidence, we have: no apparent defensive injuries, his statement only as to what happened, no media reports, and no police reports.

I have no doubt that the murse was taken, but that could easily be minor predators aiding the fallen gunt.

I have seen some odd injuries over the years, including one where a chap fell against a stairway and needed plastic surgery. The surgeon was rather amazed at the cause of injury, as normally it was caused by assault to the skull.

Do we have any credible evidence that there was actually a fight, and it wasn't just a simple alcohol aided fall.

I don't think we can trust his word on the mechanism of injury.
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I've worked with really serious alcoholics who were co-morbid and out of their minds and not one of them ever had his type of injuries following a blackout. One really unlucky punch though coulda knocked him out and done it and then they just beat him more.
 
GenociderSyo dijo:
One really unlucky punch though coulda knocked him out and done it and then they just beat him more.
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Maybe, I was just looking at this from what else we have, and I would love a bit more credible evidence. (Edit: I think you are most probably right, but I hate having to trust the Gunt on anything. His story hasn't exactly remained static, and something just doesn't smell right to me.)
 
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Imagine being a male.

Then imagine being retarded.

Then imagine being a fat homosexual.

Then imagine you have a purse, because you are literally that gay.

Then imagine being such a complete weakling that you get your purse stolen and your ass kicked.

Then imagine showing up on the Internet fronting like there is any question whatsoever that you are a punk-ass bitch.
 
AnOminous dijo:
Imagine being a male.

Then imagine being retarded.

Then imagine being a fat homosexual.

Then imagine you have a purse, because you are literally that gay.

Then imagine being such a complete weakling that you get your purse stolen and your ass kicked.

Then imagine showing up on the Internet fronting like there is any question whatsoever that you are a punk-ass bitch.
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And then imagine that no homosexual wants you and just wants to beat your retarded ass existence.
 
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