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US Navy confirms leaked ‘UFO videos’ are real & never should have been released to the public
About damn time!
It Wasn’t Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
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Payroll company closes and takes $35 million worth of worker paychecks and tax payments with them
From the school of Bernie Madoff
The former Trump campaign manager’s disastrous performance shows that impeachment hearings work.
scientists not sure what is going to happen, crash and 14k mph shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Lets see dem aliens
Begun, the Clone Wars has.
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Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge "projectiles"
A massive blow for cuckolds and jilted wives everywhere
These people think they would win in a revolution or civil war.
This sounds cyberpunk as hell.
What is it about the name Joshua?
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Millions of Americans’ Medical Images and Data Are Available on the Internet. Anyone Can Take a Peek.
Experts are concerned that doxing your skeletons will become 2spooky
"Fatty fatty boombalatty" should be added to the list of unacceptable hate speech.
It's ok bro Jussie got caught too
Mass arrests over West Papua demos in Indonesian cities
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Robert Francis O'Rourke calls on banks, credit card companies to stop backing 'assault weapons' sales
Robert continues to make himself unelectable
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‘The world’s gone totally mad’: Google censors ‘offensive’ ad for traditional ‘faggots & peas’ dish
SAS officer with semi-automatic shotgun kills 5 ISIS nimrods as part of raid on suicide bomb factory
Shotgun is OP, plz nerf.
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California Senate evacuated after vaccine bill protester throws ‘what appeared to be blood’ onto lawmakers
Vaccines cause Autism
Hosers Told To Stop Squatting On the Flood Plain
Woman with DID testifies in court, Father sentenced to 45 years in prison for repeatedly raping and torturing her as a child
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Argentinian woman stabbed 30 times by boyfriend who would join her in local "#NiUnaMenos" feminist marches
The "male ally" theory keeps falling apart
Woke furries mad about cops
Spooky Friday the 13th Edition
Free - Just released from Belmarsh
Hasbro tells socialists to BTFO
Shooting self in foot continues for people supporting renewables as the main source of power to combat climate change.
Oi goyim! Give back the equipment!
conspiracy theorists were right on this one
Lead up to 2020
7 - 2; Sotomayer and Ginsberg dissented
That's not what I meant when I said I wanted Chinese!
Another one goes out through the White House revolving door
Can we please start using the "R" word again?
someone in Ontario has way too much fermented fruit, and I would be glad to take some of it.
The B-1B may have to fight for its life in the not so distant future, but new upgrades could give it the ammo it needs to survive the budget ax.
War
South Africa closes its Nigerian diplomatic missions after Nigerians begin reprisal attacks for xenophobic violence in South Africa
Places including Boise and Denver are growing fast, partly because of employees working remotely
Stop being poor! - The cure for Inceldon
S U P E R P O W E R 2 0 2 0
Yelling "Heil Hitler" and "Kill all the Jews – not 100 per cent, 90 per cent of them"
The hashtag has ignited a social media war.
Dems hope that explicitly defining their impeachment inquiry will strengthen their leverage to compel testimony from witnesses.
The shirt read "I love Canadian oil and gas."
Authorities break with long tradition, adopting practice of Japanese language
Russia and Ukraine have completed a long-awaited exchange of prisoners.
Culture
Burning Man Festival: Outrage over Barbie death camp featuring nude Mattel dolls being shoved into ovens
Operator says he's been doing it for 20 years, and it gets men laid.
AKA: Why Null Should Be Running Your Company’s Legal Department
Suspiciously muscly arm of the law
Dimwit dominated by donkey, and moron mauled by mule.
Definitely not pink eye.
Today's forecast, dark and cloudy and chance of cheek bustin'
Remember folks, superpower 2020
Learn. To. Code.
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Dozens of state attorney generals set to begin their anti-trust investigation into Google and Facebook NEXT WEEK
adding to the scrutiny the tech giants are already facing in a federal probe - IT'S HAPPENING
Worst class ever?
Law
Exclusive: Document reveals the FBI is monitoring border protest groups as extremist organizations
Yahoo for the "Exclusive", Huffingpaint Post for the propaganda
Major accident to occur in a Japanese Train line since 2005.
Reserve your imagined shock for the reveal of the murderer's face and name.
To socialist candidates, even the left-most Democrat isn’t left enough.
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Enough! No one needs to drive luxury cars! say German protesters, who will protest at the Frankfurt auto show in September
Germany Yes!
Oy vey.
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Mike Pence turns into Mike Penis
Man Finds Efficient and Inexpensive Method of Home Keeping
*jingle**jingle*
Sweden's Soft Justice System Strikes Again
War
Trump Administration Considering Using Amazon Echo and Apple Watch to Determine if Citizens can Own Guns
AKA: Trump Considering Whether or Not to Kiss 2020 Goodbye
Culture
More than 17,000 YouTube channels, 500 million comments removed since new hateful content policy implemented
YouTube's slow burn continues
And Jordan Peterson thought he had it pretty bad
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Authorities searching for active shooter between Midland and Odessa, Texas; 20 people reportedly injured; at least 8 dead
Largest city in NJ ignores lead problem for over a decade and goes on damage control
Dykes In Space: She allegedly committed the crime from the International Space Station
This has been confirmed as a death by chemical exposure at one of the main CRE hotels, but unknown if reports stating it is an attendee are true
Lets put all the blame on whitey for a change
Surprisingly not written by dan harmon
You Already Know Why This Isn't A Bigger Deal
Albania, the Czech Republic, Greece and the UK
That means the video platform is okay with “content that is outside the mainstream, controversial, or even offensive.”
Analysis by Chris Cillizza, CNN Editor-at-large
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Israeli missile strike intercepted over Damascus/Hezbollah forces intercept drone attacks over Beirut
Pew pew, I sue you
No more Rapelay for you horny salarymen
All while the Ramadan Derby contender yelled, "F***ING ALLAHU AKBAR!"
Aye Caramba!
The 2020 field pledges not to form a separate political arm from the DNC.
South Park’s “Safe Space” episode becomes even more of a reality
South Korea runs military drills on island disputed with Japan
Insert invisible man joke here
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‘Journalist’ embraced by mainstream Republicans exposed as right-wing troll who hung out with far-right hate groups
Youtube has also banned him, along with many other right-wingers in a massive purge
"Lol fukken Irish should have thrown potatoes" -- Broseph Stalin
This wasn’t just a PR stunt, right Jack?
As big-brained Forbes writer Kalev Leetaru explains
Jurors acquitted former NBA player Mateen Cleaves, but prosecutors say this video proved his guilt
New capability to rapidly deploy 15 QuickStrike sea-mines in area-denial exercise shown off!
This will be seen as proof the world is controlled by (((THEM)))