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Oh the horror! One of 96 questioned, insulted a female politician!
MONTANA UPDATE / SDSP
Crime
South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg was ‘distracted’ when he hit and killed pedestrian
oops!
I wonder who he's voting for
[NY Times] Explaining Kiwi Farms' favourite leader of its favourite nation to Americans
a big night for Buddy Bear
Borat is glowing and it's not from potassium exposure
And yes it was in Florida
Science
CDC Report Admits 94% Of Deaths Attributed To COVID-19 Actually Caused By Other Life-Threatening Diseases
It’s easier than you think, but, of course, it depends upon the girl!
Opinion
‘I feel very bitter’: My late father gave my sister power of attorney. She kept $100K of his savings. Should I pursue legal action?
Culture
Letters to the Editor: Liberals are buying firearms. Will they admit they were wrong about 'gun nuts'?
Disaster
‘It isn’t a matter of love, just a matter of feminism’: I’m 32, pregnant and have a six-figure job. Should I marry my boyfriend?
Refuse to call the holocaust a historiical fact? You're fired and depersoned, apologize
Science
Expensive Edinburgh doctor claims 'vaccine causes autism' and 'chicken nuggets can help cure it'
chicken nuggies for my tummy
Crime
'Extremely disturbing': Montana woman gets 50 years in prison for selling 5-year-old girl for sex
To no ones surprise
Because heaven forbid a woman use her breasts for their intended purpose
the ADL and former IDF goons infest the government
UN
New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern unveils her 'incredibly diverse' cabinet including a foreign minister with a Maori face tattoo and gay deputy PM
Telling your kids to avoid paedos is bad now?
Ryan Clancy shared a meme with Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion along with the parodic lyrics, "There's some holes in this house!"
Disaster
From a Wealthy Socialite to an Israeli Govt Censor, Facebook’s New “Free Speech Court” Is Anything but Independent
Crime
Killer of pregnant woman who delivered baby before dying waited in car for 90 minutes before shooting
Ah yes, Florida Man's rival, Quebec the Kid
"In terms of the ratio of penis to body weight they’re huge … if you’re making love to a prickly ball you need something pretty long to get the job done" - An Englishman
A source close to the situation put the issue more bluntly: money laundering.
too many uncle toms
You'll never guess her ethnicity
But, of course, Republicans and Trump voters are the -real- threat to democracy in America
No malarkey, only bobs and vagene
Well what do you know? Public art with a porpoise!
third time is the charm
Culture
Former teacher draws praise after explaining why teaching is the ‘highest stakes’ job on the planet
Our Taxes at work people
Mad Max: Election Year
Great, now even robots have more friends then I do
Vizhnitz Rabbi Yisroel Hager says closure of ultra-Orthodox schools caused ‘unbearable spiritual and material damage,’ vows they won’t be shuttered again
I feel like half of this could've been another article but I don't make the rules
They resisted a long time but they fell at last
Business
U.S. Embassy of Jerusalem Issues First Passport with ‘Israel’ Listed for Jerusalem-Born American
Conspiracy theorists are always right
There were too many white people, plus Donald Trump is bad.
Do as Trudeau says, not what he does.
The religion of peace strikes again
Matthew Brubaker, 31, Terry Wallace, 41, and Marc Measnikoff, 34 remain jailed for their over 1400 crimes
*to the tune of Pepsiman* FLORIDA MAN
This is not what I meant when I said a new country with Black Jack and Hookers
Crime
A government watchdog says White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows spent campaign funds on personal expenditures
More embezzlement from the Trump campaign
Armed gunmen had abducted Philip Walton from his home in neighboring Niger earlier in the week and there were fears he could be sold to terrorists.
A bird in the hand is worth a jailbird in the clink
THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET
Making midnight munchies all the more harder
The missiles were seized after two U.S. warships interdicted two "flagless vessels" in separate routine security operations in November 2019 and February 2020 in the Arabian Sea.
White guilt doesn't work on Nips
You're angry, not me!
Jeb Surge Incoming
NOOOO MOCKING YOUR LIBERAL BETTERS IS LITERALLY VIOLENCE!
Legend says he was the first A&H poster
- Bloqueado
"YouTube radicalizes people towards the alt-right" narrative BTFO
For the Many, Not the Jew
Because let’s shame a child for having a different opinion than you
Science
Watch the Birdie: A Restored Brass Gadget Dating Back 140 Years Reveals a Historic Photography Trick
Science
Fire Sprinklers Erupt from Ingeniously Camouflaged Huts to Protect a Historic Japanese Village
Go go gadget firehose
Columbia University study of Crispr technology found it made unwanted chromosomal changes in human embryos
At the start, I’m going to explode, so don’t count me out.
Culture
Black queer and trans folk ‘have always been the stewards’ of the liberation movement, even when the world wasn’t ready
facts, ya'lll
Lefties are mad at Zucc for not going full 1984
The Alt-Right and Dirtbag Left as the deranged hatedoms of the New York Times
should have just given the migrants more money
For once they aren't pressing charges
Additionally how he tried to gaslight the media by crying about a tree
Disaster
Couple who are STEP-SIBLINGS divide TikTok with their bizarre videos including recreating their first kiss when their parents left the room
Toronto is not sending their best
Turk Pres. wonders why the French Pres. doesn't understand freedom of belief like he does, says he needs a mental check
Disaster
The ACLU Is Suing Police Across The Country For "Brutality" In Response To Riots And Looting This Summer
"BTS stans built the trolling blueprint for 4chan types, and they’ve proven they can disrupt it." yes, you read that right.
As the proud mom to five cats...
Random man discovers the joy of living in New York City
without it just turning a little bit weird?
"And he smokes wiff cigowettes"
Got a job at the newly formed NATO Ministry of Truth
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'Follow Trump off a cliff’: Psychological analysis reveals 14 key traits of people who support the president
Freedom leads to wrongthink
https://screenrant.com/matrix-movie-1999-study-living-odds/
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'I had to change the channel': 'SNL' host Bill Burr divides fans after controversial opening monologue
They still don't understand why we call them "Regressives"
The media's not covering it so obviously there's nothing there.
Culture
Majority of Israelis prefer Donald Trump over Joe Biden / 70% of Jewish Americans support Joe Biden
a split in ideology
I'm sad and I need to distract from it.
Crime
Man killed in shooting with Indianapolis Police live-streamed chase, moments leading up to his death
The China effect
President reads a parody story, takes it as real
50 also left his balls in her purse for safe keeping.
Science
A Japanese Forestry Technique Prunes Upper Branches to Create a Tree Platform for More Sustainable Harvests
Culture
S.H.O.C.K.E.R! Edo prisoner kills neighbour who testified against him in court hours after jailbreak
Sir Ben Helfgott is simply remarkable
what a cock
Based African-American dresses in white, then assaults the black bloc
US
Jewish Organization Admits To Role Censoring Donald Trump and Conservatives On Facebook and Twitter; Promises More
Federal agency aligns with huge megacorp in opposition to the state of California and some cancer patient's shady lawyers
Science
Enhance! Explore the Orion Constellation in Astounding Detail with This 2.5 Gigapixel Image That Took Five Years to Complete
Crime
Chicago sisters accused of stabbing store security guard 27 times after he asked them to wear a mask
Thelma & Louise but make it ghetto
