You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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The Last Stand dijo:
Cuts just randomly appearing on your fingers. HOW?
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Like paper cuts? I know that feel bro.

As for the eggshell in yolk situation, in my household we do 'surgery' on the egg yolk with either a big or large spoon to remove the egg whites/red spots/shell. :)
 
soft breathing dijo:
Do these people also take a shit together? Or rather tell their partner when they're allowed to take a shit?
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Like omg stop kinkshaming its 2022

People who tailgate you for 5 miles on the highway when you're already going above the limit and there's no other cars around you. Like wow you're in such a hurry you need to do 100+ but you cant figure out there's a whole other fucking lane?
 
The Last Stand dijo:
I try to crack eggs in a bowl; I almost ALWAYS get a shell in the egg mixture. Now I have to pick it out.
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Crack it on a flat surface. If shell falls in, just used one of the shell halves to scoop it out. Now cracking an egg with the intent on separating the yolks from the whites, and having the yolk come out broken, that is incredibly annoying.
 
More of a pet peeve, but when trying to speak I get interrupted multiple times within the span of seconds/minutes. It's like my words are worthless in spite of the person claiming "I value your input"??? Mixed messages much?
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief dijo:
More of a pet peeve, but when trying to speak I get interrupted multiple times within the span of seconds/minutes. It's like my words are worthless in spite of the person claiming "I value your input"??? Mixed messages much?
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Don't get me started when you're on the phone and the person next to you talks OVER you.

Return of the Freaker dijo:
Like omg stop kinkshaming its 2022

People who tailgate you for 5 miles on the highway when you're already going above the limit and there's no other cars around you. Like wow you're in such a hurry you need to do 100+ but you cant figure out there's a whole other fucking lane?
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Congrats, you got to the stop sign/traffic light faster than I did.
 
thegooddoctor dijo:
Just because you have a disability doesn’t mean you are automatically a ‘nice’ person. Even if society should be sympathetic if you have a crippling disease or physical affliction, as long as you are somewhat cognitive you still have the ability to be just as much of a twat as anybody else.
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There was a wheelchair kid in my high school who delighted in running his chair into the back of people's ankles. I learned at an early age that the handicapped are just as likely to be pricks as everyone else.

Another one for me is suburban monoculture. My suburban neighborhood had nothing but flowering dogwood trees lining the streets until a dogwood blight rolled through a couple years ago and wiped out ~75% of them. Do you think the developer would learn from that and plant a couple different kinds of trees? Nope! They replaced them with new dogwood saplings last year, about half of which are currently dying. I currently rent, so I can't do anything to stop them. I like to take my daily walk through the neighborhood next to mine, since it's quieter than my own. Their streets are lined with nothing but miles and miles of red maple trees. One good maple blight will wipe out every tree in their neighborhood. This shit is how the American elm and American chestnut trees ended up geting decimated. People are married to this idea of perfectly uniform trees lining suburan streets with perfectly manicured grass lawns, having learned nothing from the repeated ecological disasters it's caused over the last goddamn century.
 
Shart Attack dijo:
There was a wheelchair kid in my high school who delighted in running his chair into the back of people's ankles. I learned at an early age that the handicapped are just as likely to be pricks as everyone else.
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This is worth repeating ad infinitum: being disabled is not a free pass to be a dick to people.
 
Fathers being praised to the heavens despite having done the absolute bare minimum in comparison to the mother who is treated like she doesn't matter despite having had it harder than the father and having done, usually, the lion's share. Getting your dick wet and taking the kids to the park once in a blue moon is not the equivalent of pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding, or coping with the 24/7 breastfeeding and childcare on top of the stitches, postnatal depression and mastitis etc., in a society that acts as if fathers are the only parent that matters. Notice how deadbeat dads are never vilified like single mothers?

Johnny Depp is a good example of the aforementioned and, for the record, I think Amber Heard is a scumbag. His simps were tweeting what an "excellent father" he was on Twitter yesterday. Really?! He's a fucking alcoholic, junkie who routinely screwed other women while the mother of his children, who he referred to as an "extortionist cunt," raised their kids in France. His kids have even stated that he wasn't in their lives much when they were young. Yet he's an "excellent dad" according to the Deppheads..

Sure, Jan.
 
Wuornos dijo:
Fathers being praised to the heavens despite having done the absolute bare minimum in comparison to the mother who is treated like she doesn't matter despite having had it harder than the father and having done, usually, the lion's share. Getting your dick wet and taking the kids to the park once in a blue moon is not the equivalent of pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding, or coping with the 24/7 breastfeeding and childcare on top of the stitches, postnatal depression and mastitis etc., in a society that acts as if fathers are the only parent that matters. Notice how deadbeat dads are never vilified like single mothers?

Johnny Depp is a good example of the aforementioned and, for the record, I think Amber Heard is a scumbag. His simps were tweeting what an "excellent father" he was on Twitter yesterday. Really?! He's a fucking alcoholic, junkie who routinely screwed other women while the mother of his children, who he referred to as an "extortionist cunt," raised their kids in France. His kids have even stated that he wasn't in their lives much when they were young. Yet he's an "excellent dad" according to the Deppheads..

Sure, Jan.
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I feel the same way about how Christina Crawford slandered her late adopted mother. At least the movie was campy, disturbing fun.

You sound mad.
 
Dwight Frye dijo:
I’ve actually seen the rudest behavior from deaf people. People try to be accommodating, they might not know sign language but I’ve seen them try things like writing on a notepad to tell the deaf person what they’re saying, they’re trying, and almost always the deaf person has an autistic temper tantrum like they’re being treated like a P.T Barnum freak show. Deaf people apparently also have this retarded hierarchy where if someone is mostly deaf but not completely, they’re looked down upon in the deaf community, if someone can’t read lips they’re looked down on. These assholes act like incels that way and I always hated dealing with them
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Don't they also make ear-shattering retard noises like grunts and moans when they're all pissed off? I also heard that their equivalent of yelling is spinning in place while frantically signing.

Cripples and potatoes who act like the entire goddamn planet and every individual in it is responsible for learning how to care for them exactly the way they like piss me off.
 
Dwight Frye dijo:
Fucking jaywalkers. Most of them don’t even make a pretense anymore of waiting for a lull in traffic to jaywalk, they’ll waltz out in the middle of the street just expecting people to stop or have enough reaction time to stop. Almost always it’s some mouth breather with their eyes glued to their phone or some fatshit bitch with her welfare babies in a stroller

I wish it was legal to just run these retards over. They have that much of a death wish grant it to them.
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I know someone who legitimately thinks it's okay to walk in the street whenever because "cars would never hit me HERP A DERP"
 
Nonconsentual Pronouns dijo:
Don't they also make ear-shattering retard noises like grunts and moans when they're all pissed off? I also heard that their equivalent of yelling is spinning in place while frantically signing.

Cripples and potatoes who act like the entire goddamn planet and every individual in it is responsible for learning how to care for them exactly the way they like piss me off.
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Omg you just reminded me of an old story I told in the autism thread. Looking back these two gits probably were deaf

Dwight Frye dijo:
This poor cashier I had to watch deal with two tards that didn't have a wrangler with them last night.

Waiting in line behind these two women with a cartful of groceries. They'd only put two or three items on the belt at once, wait to be scanned and charged before repeating the process. One of them kept flailing her arms and the other one kept squeakung a sort of "uhhh uhhh uhh!" sound and pointing at certain items shaking her head. The cashier thought she wanted the items voided out and did so, both women started doing their retarded jumping jack arm thing and making the sound.

The cashier said she didn't understand what they wanted, and was already getting annoyed having to only ring up two or three items at a time instead if the entire cart. One retard was able to say "paper" and point randomly. The cashier said "oh, are you deaf? I'm so sorry, here" and got a notepad and pen for them.

Retard #1 flung the notepad off the counter, made the "uhhhh uhhhh" noise, grabbed the cashier's hand and directed it towards her fucking cash register receipt paper and started digging out her wallet.

The cashier said "you want my receipt tape?" to which they both vigorously replied "yuh huh huh huh" Now clearly exasperated, the cashier said "you're not having my receipt tape" to which they started rolling their heads and going "ouyyyy oyyyyyy" finally the cashier calls the manager and lets him deal with the retards.

I could have moved to a different line but I didn't want to miss the show.
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serious n00b dijo:
One of my favorite moments of that podcast was when the one dude who sounds like he has a really clogged nose kept bringing up circumcision to have some kind of debate and got really salty when half of the cast disagreed with his thoughts on it.
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That's Zach and he has a tv show on adult swim called Smiling Friends. I know a lot of the lore because they know a lot about Christory.
 
Sandraker dijo:
Its always the people who're really lacking something that only talk about cum and needing the perfect mommy goth gf or some shit.
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Oh my god, yes, but they never put two-and-two together to figure out why they're so lonely. They're basically waifu/husbando losers except worse because they're pining after some hyper-specific archetype.

Another thing that annoys me: when people think it's funny to act as gross as possible. Not just rude humour or whatever, I mean like actively being disgusting or making a huge mess for no reason. What are you, five?
 
Mechanics playing mind games & constantly backpedaling/changing their word. "Oh, I can get it done this week. Nope, I'll have it all next week, Yeah, I'll get to it this week."
Yeah fuck it, I'm taking the keys, I need the car back, family emergency, sorry. Christ, I wish I had the means to do my own repairs.
 
A Series Of Tubes dijo:
Mechanics playing mind games & constantly backpedaling/changing their word. "Oh, I can get it done this week. Nope, I'll have it all next week, Yeah, I'll get to it this week."
Yeah fuck it, I'm taking the keys, I need the car back, family emergency, sorry. Christ, I wish I had the means to do my own repairs.
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I loathe getting any kind of work done on my car for this reason. Mechanics are by and large inveterate cunts, chisellers, anmd dishonest pricks.

Had four new tyres put on my car a few months back. Got quoted X amount, which was about 25% more than the previous time I went there, despite being the same brand of tyres. Called the guy out, and he 'went and double checked.' Sure enough, came back in a few minutes and reduced the price in line with the expected inflation since the first purchase.

Dude was one of those silver tongued shay fucks who you can tell is used to grifting people. He played it off like he'd checked the wrong price code. Sure thing bud.
 
I hate having to check at the store every week for the specific cartons of low-sodium broth I use all the time in my cooking. I wish I could just get some bulk wholesale pickup order for them once every few months or something. I feel bad for having to buy all of those cartons that are on the shelf whenever they're there since there's no way in hell I'm the only one who uses the stuff.

I'm also getting more and more pissed off about the yogurt situation in this country. How many stupid fucks thinking that they're being healthy by eating yogurt that has about as much sugar by weight than a goddamn Coke-a-Cola does it take to push pretty much all of the low-sugar Yoplait out of the cold section? Answer: fewer than there are. Bye bye cherry, peach and blueberry, I guess. I have to hoard the low-sugar Yoplait cups now when I see them too, because no way in hell am I eating yogurt with more sugar by weight than ice cream, and no way am I eating Greek "yogurt" by itself. Greek "yogurt" is just fat free sour cream and anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong. For real though, go get some plain Greek "yogurt" and start using it in place of sour cream. It's healthier, tastes/feels exactly the same and you'll regret not having done it sooner.
 
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