Why is salad so gross?

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Eating a salad every day is one of the easiest ways to level up your health stat. You can just do what I do and blend an entire bag of spinach or green cabbage, ice, and a banana or some frozen fruit, and then microwave it and chug it. Goes down in 2 minutes. Also you can add low fat cottage cheese or even whey/soy for higher protein.

Also buy a salad spinner, you can make a 1lb bag of spinach last three weeks instead of two days by spinning the water out of it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Just skip dressings, then it goes from grotesque to edible but tear-jerkingly boring and bland.

 

[Lizard Pope]

Massaged kale salad, my fat autistic nigga.
Kale, salt, a bit of olive oil.
Tear the kale leafy bits off the stalk and toss into a big bowl. Slap it under the tap and stick your big meaty paw in there. Start swishing, bitch. Pull that shit out and roll it in clean barmops.
Rinse and dry the bowl. Toss the kale back in, hit with coarse (((kosher))) salt and a splash of olive oil.
Stick your hands back in and massage it. Really work it.
It takes like five (5) minutes, and then you can add whatever you fucking want. Cara Cara orange supremes, a splash of raspberry vinegar, some pecans… top that shit with goat cheese and welcome yourself to Flavortown.
Obligatory: nigger.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

1. A group of friends, family members, colleagues or a straight couple is out to lunch or eating lunch at a table of any kind

2. The TV women have salads on the table

3. The TV men don't.

I always noticed this about jazz and sam on danny phantom! as well as sheldon and amy

In real life, if multiple women ordered entree-sized salads then there's a good chance that there'd be an ingredient they wouldn't touch.

 

[stares at error messages]

Salad is what cows and rabbits eat. I eat cow and rabbit, therefore I eat all the salad I could ever need. That's how foodchains work.

 

[TheBomber]

because we aren't even made to eat salad, it's just a bunch of fiber we can't digest well, though if you put ranch on it, then it might taste a little bit better

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I hated salad until I found out I was being served Romaine and iceberg lettuce which are painfully bland.
I switched to butterhead, little gem and oak leaf and enjoy salads much more now.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Restaurants use low quality vegetables