Why is salad so gross?

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there is lots of salads that actually taste good, but none have the "salad" plant in them
iceberg salad fucking sucks, it tastes like nothing and your basically eating crunchy paper

coleslaw is good, potato salad is good, onion-tomato is good, this greek-whatever antipasti stuff is good...
just "salad" salad fucking sucks, dont get how they could gaslight anyone into enjoying that shit

IBM Broadway dijo:
why is balsamic even a thing???
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to sprinkle just a wee bit onto your tomato-mozzarella plate

2mm and 99 others dijo:
There is this working-class slop that is some low-end salami and pickled vegetables held together by mayonnaise and it's also called salad. No, thanks, I will starve to death. I never got how is anyone able to buy an entire box of this sensory assault or its variations and eat it for a snack.

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As for the lettuce, today I had to save some from the fridge before it gets bad by force-feeding myself and I thought, why do people buy that, when there are many more interesting or at least less so damn boring vegetable items. Arugula and watercress are ok tho, they have at least some flavour.

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omg i love this stuff as spread on a bun
but its not salami, its cheap mortadella

2mm and 99 others dijo:
Yeah there exists also this jello thing with many variations and I hope I will never be that hungry while this being the only option

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The consistence looks repulsive even tho I'd be okay with all that gelatine, if it was in a liquid state as a part of a normal warm broth or a soup.
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if its just gelatin and not "jello" then it looks worse than it tastes
sülze & sourmeat are good, just look a bit wierd
but its not a salad, its a main u eat with fried potatoes
 
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Gregis dijo:
You're too autistic to eat ketchup? What exactly do you like to eat?
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It seemed like my senses went into overdrive when I was four. Couldn't even keep a kiwi down. And ketchup was out. Didn't like it again until I was maybe 14, but I ate barbecue sauce. I think more "blended" flavors are less objectionable than ones like salad where you can clearly smell the lettuce, vinegar, cold chicken, fetid cheese, and whatever else goes in Caesar dressing.

Western cooking was made to fuck with people like me.
 
Ketchup isn't even food. It's industrial produce from tomato+binder/thickener

IBM Broadway dijo:
I think more "blended" flavors are less objectionable than ones like salad where you can clearly smell the lettuce, vinegar, cold chicken, fetid cheese, and whatever else goes in Caesar dressing.
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You sure can. It's still one of the better ones for green cardboard water food
 
I find that the swarthier cultures have much better salads than wipeepo(not counting potato salad, pasta salad and tuna salad which I put away like the UK puts away its native populace) . A Greek salad with diced tomato red onion and cucumber topped with olives and feta and a simple olive oil vinaigrette is delicious. Tabbouleh, which is a bulgar(type of wheat) and herb based salad with very finely chopped parsley, tomatoes and mint covered in lemon juice and olive oil contains no lettuce and might be especially palatable to an autist because of how homogenous the texture and flavors are.
 
Am I a psycho, all of yall are talking mad shit on lettuce. Damn straight it's crunchy water! That's why it's so fucking good! You can spear the damn thing with a fork and not have to fuck around trying to poke like you do arugula or spinach. It doesn't taste like cleaner or old shoes or the floor it just tastes like fucking water! It's the perfect ingredient since you can mix it with whatever the fuck and it will taste like the mixture while keeping a good texture! Hell you don't even need the fucking rest of the salad I'll eat a damn head of lettuce by itself and I'll enjoy it!
 
I had a basic salad from a bag three days ago and got the worst fucking heartburn I've had in quite a while. I think it had something to do with the house style Italian dressing I bought so I gave it to a neighbor I don't really like who bends my ear any time I go outside. I still feel like I was chugging fucking pepper spray from a salad that was entirely mild.

What the shit

Looked it up, god damn radishes, and I might have GERD. God damnit.
 
Some excellent salads:
Caesar salad with hot fried oyster
I do agree the salads with cold chicken are not so great but “fecal” is a hit much, innit
Cobb salad with bbq beef brisket instead of chicken
spinach salad w goat cheese n candied walnuts and craisins
The wedge salad w the blue cheese dressing

There is a world of delicious salad waiting for you OP
 
I dunno I like a nice salad before the main course. Caesar and southwest style are my faves. That creamy salsa dressing chick fil a sells is goated.
 
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