That's a lot of words to say you've never been to Long Island.
I know this is bait, but I'll bite anyways.
I live on Long Island and have for most of my life, so I know what kind of bullshit goes on in here. The Long Island of now is not like the Long Island of the past where the majority of people were white... so white you barely had any niggers graduating in school with the whites. Lots of towns in Long Island have been taking over by non-whites and the whites that continue to live there are a mix of based/pozzed with the latter being more heavy with each passing year.
Hickville - fucking forget it. Jeet city all around. Driving down 107 you'll see nothing but this shit
Bonus - They even have their own prayer center
Levittown - basically Queens part 2 Electric Boogaloo. Used to be all white but not only the jeets, but asians and spics have steaked their claim there. Lot's of asian food places opened up with the former while the later have this one section to themselves on hempstead turnpike
And behind that.... a ghetto-ass "game center"
Anything west of Levittown (Garden City, Westbury, Hempstead, East Meadow, etc...) is worse than that. This is all in NASSAU county by the way. The crowdedness and trash of the 5 boroughs basically made their way east and settled here. Whatever "nice" places these towns have are completely overshadowed by this shit, and unfortunately they are the majority.
Even if you find the whitest of white towns, you still are bombarded with shit like this
Even if you were to argue "well why not just go more east", you wouldn't have much luck either in Suffolk County. MAYBE all the way at the tip of the island because that's where the wineries and "high class" areas are but there's still Fire Island, the most well known gay are of Long Island.
The last time I experienced something "based" on long island was when Massapequa high school with the support of Linda McMahon was fighting the town to keep their Indian Cheif mascot because the town wanted to get rid of it because it was racist or some shit. When they won, you saw boomers and maga trucks celebrating in the shopoping center parking lot across the street, but otherwise that's it.