Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

[OJ Simpson]

Do you have to buy some sports as DLC?

Riders Republic is currently included with Game Pass (Premium.) I could always try it whenever, but like with skate., the experience gets bogged down through persistent grinding of repetitive activities.

I think you do if you just get the base game. That's why I wait for deep sales if I really want to get a ubisoft product and then get the complete edition. Like when I got Breakpoint Ultimate Edition for 25 bucks when it released on Steam. Now I think it gets as low as 12 bucks. I'm just not going to let them nickel and dime me lol. Give it to me all at once or keep it. Thankfully they do have deep sales on all editions of their games from time to time, especially on PC.

But to answer your question, I think so, yes. And try it out, man. If you've ever liked any extreme sports at any point in your life you'll probably get some enjoyment out of it.

 

[The Last Stand]

But to answer your question, I think so, yes. And try it out, man. If you've ever liked any extreme sports at any point in your life you'll probably get some enjoyment out of it.

Well, my gamerscore is odd and this game has several odd achievement values (16, 32) for whatever reason. So there's a reason to try it. Odd meaning indivisible by 5.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

The clock is ticking

It's 4 years later and Ubisoft is still failing. Somebody more competent should just buy the company.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's 4 years later and Ubisoft is still failing. Somebody more competent should just buy the company.

It's been tried but the Guillemots keep engaging in Talmudic treachery to elude buyouts.

It would be better to just let the company die then sell off the IPs at a yard sale.

 

[p1138]

It's been tried but the Guillemots keep engaging in Talmudic treachery to elude buyouts.

It would be better to just let the company die then sell off the IPs at a yard sale.

And to prevent that is likely why they created the weird business division shit with Tencent's involvement when they shuffled tom clancy, assassins creed, and far cry into their own little special business unit thing.

But yeah, the family just will not let the shit go. The customers who know about the family don't want them there, the shareholders don't want them there. Normally it's after the original owners leave that shit goes south, in this case it's the original owners refusing the move the hell on while trying to drive the business into the dirt.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Normally it's after the original owners leave that shit goes south, in this case it's the original owners refusing the move the hell on while trying to drive the business into the dirt.

And worse still they're installing their shit for brains kids in leadership positions, like Yves's retard son, ensuring the dynasty will endure long after the founders retire/die.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

On the one hand, this looks kinda fake. On the other, it is completely on brand for Uber-shit to remake the Rayman game LEAST in need of a remake.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

In AssCreed Black Flag Resynched they literally used male assets, Ubisoft is lazy as fuck, just look at that bicep

 

[Incecticyder]

In AssCreed Black Flag Resynched they literally used male assets, Ubisoft is lazy as fuck, just look at that bicep

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REPRESENTATION!!!

 

[Miller]

In AssCreed Black Flag Resynched they literally used male assets, Ubisoft is lazy as fuck, just look at that bicep

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0:02

Maybe it's the compression but they all look like men with wigs.

 

[regalterry]

In AssCreed Black Flag Resynched they literally used male assets, Ubisoft is lazy as fuck, just look at that bicep

Their games always reeked of cheapness, even at the height of their popularity (original Black Flag timeframe) they always lacked the kind of passion and attention to detail you'd see in similar titles.

 

[Jace on ice]

In AssCreed Black Flag Resynched they literally used male assets, Ubisoft is lazy as fuck, just look at that bicep

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Yaar there be a troon!

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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On the one hand, this looks kinda fake. On the other, it is completely on brand for Uber-shit to remake the Rayman game LEAST in need of a remake.

Wow! This is completely and utterly pointless!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Wow! This is completely and utterly pointless!

Am I over-reacting or does this look exactly the same as (or maybe even worse than) the original?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Am I over-reacting or does this look exactly the same as (or maybe even worse than) the original?

But look! 3D flying segments and CGI Pixar-ripoff cutscenes! Doesn't that make it all worth it? Now shut up and consoom product, or we'll never make another Rayman game again.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Fuck these faggots.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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Fuck these faggots.

Yes gotta neuter the heckin male gaze for this game whose audience is children! Women can't have big breasts in current year +11!

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

BIG TITS...are...prohibited

loses 1234213346457 millions of dollar more

 

[Waffle Iron]

Why do people think boobies are so scary?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Why do people think boobies are so scary?

Because ugly women and trannies don't have the distinguishing characteristics of attractive women, so said ugly women/troons, who dominate in the gaming industry for

some strange reason, out of jealousy, cut the attractive women in gaming down to their size.