The Worst TV Shows You've Ever Seen

[potato fan]

ALF
seriously, fuck ALF

the new episodes of "Full House". I dont remember the original one, so I can't compare, but the new one is absolute garbage. I can't believe it got a second season

"The end of the fucking world" - the premise for the show is interesting, but it is boring and protagonists are so unlikeable I hoped they finally killed themselves

 

[SavorySheikah]

Do shows that were banished straight to video count? Because then I'd have to give that award to Trollz. The show was an attempt to market those creepy troll dolls to an audience of pre-teen girls and it is every bit as cringy as it sounds. I can't describe it, however apparently the show bombed so hard that DAM, the company that owns the rights to the trolls, sued the company that made Trollz because it performed so poorly. It's that bad.

And while we're on the subject of straight-to-video trash (although, this one's actually a movie,) Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage. The DVD bonus features touted that the movie used motion-capture technology to film the skateboarding montages, and you can clearly tell that's where most of the budget went. The movie in its entirety is up on Youtube if you're feeling especially masochistic.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I said 'pretty much'. I still maintain that The American Office was better than the British one (FUCK Ricky Gervais)



They also really fucked up The Doors. So much so, even Glee fans complained!

Karl its okay he cant hurt you anymore

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Do shows that were banished straight to video count? Because then I'd have to give that award to Trollz. The show was an attempt to market those creepy troll dolls to an audience of pre-teen girls and it is every bit as cringy as it sounds. I can't describe it, however apparently the show bombed so hard that DAM, the company that owns the rights to the trolls, sued the company that made Trollz because it performed so poorly. It's that bad.

And while we're on the subject of straight-to-video trash (although, this one's actually a movie,) Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage. The DVD bonus features touted that the movie used motion-capture technology to film the skateboarding montages, and you can clearly tell that's where most of the budget went. The movie in its entirety is up on Youtube if you're feeling especially masochistic.

All I remember is that @ILoveMylarBalloons was like a really hardcore fan of that show.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I only watched it because it had a reputation for being the worst TV show ever made. It is hard to believe there can be something worse. My Mother the Car. 60s show where the lead character's mother is reincarnated as a car.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=riOcOgUE-W8

I'm going to necropost this because I finally got bored enough to watch this, and had a realization. In 1965, the "antique car collector" in his 1920's country suit, buying up 1920's beater cars, was just a Sammy-tier autist, obsessed with old outdated 30~40 year old garbage. "Antique car collector" back then made as much sense as "antique Ford Pinto collector" today.

My whole life, this sort of character would have been ridiculous, but respectable and on point in his determination. Back then, he was just a sperg hoarding a junk pile. And the protagonist plays a 55 year old game of kick the autistic.

 

[SavorySheikah]

My Life Me

/co/ frequenters should know what I'm talking about

I finally took out the time to watch My Life Me, and hoo boy. I mean, seriously, I've seen better shit on Newgrounds with this exact same art style. What surprised me the most was that it was co-created by Svetlana Chmakova, writer of great books like Awkward and Brave. But hey, we all make mistakes in our past. Some worse than others.

On another note, celebrity reality shows (i.e. reality shows that follow the lives of celebs) tend to be pretty trash. One of these types of shows I particularly like is Viva La Bam. The show follows pro skateboarder Bam Margera as he acts like the asshat he is, tormenting his parents and making sure to cause as much property damage as possible. Think Bam's stunts on Jackass, but turned into a full show. It's trashy, but definitely in a "so bad it's good" kind of way. I probably like it as much as I do because I like Jackass, tbh.
I sincerely consider you give it a watch. However, the show is pretty sad to look back on now, considering that Ryan Dunn is dead and Bam has fallen off ever since.

Edit: This is the kind of stuff Bam got known for. How he managed to get his own show based off of doing shit like this is completely out of my realm of knowledge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=_qrLEd6BLz4

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

I hated Dublin Murders, it was so badly adapted from the book and confusing.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

95 percent of what FOX has greenlit over the past 20 years

 

[Deftones]

Riverdale and everything else the CW shits out.

 

[Big Ruski]

13 Reasons Why or STarT dA ConVerSation is pretty god awful after the first season. When the main character confronts the mentally unstable, sodimized white boy who had a weapon on him was so fucking stupid. This nigga also tries to reason with him instead of calling the fucking cops lmao. Also the main character turns into Jack from Fight Club because they didn't know what to do with him after season 1. The only best part was the over the top racist, white jock lol. Dude was so petty he called ICE and had that gay mexicans family deported, threaten to kill a kid, and broke that Asians guy leg during football lmao.

 

[SavorySheikah]

Sorry to necro this still living thread. I wanted to mention this in my last post but for some reason I couldn't edit it.
Remember when Bam Margera had a cartoon? No? Good.

Bamimation was a pilot for an animated series that never got off the ground for various reasons. From the looks of it, the show would've been a lot like Viva La Bam, only twice as retarded, with dribbles of gross out humor, dumb sex jokes, and none other than the late Ryan Dunn getting ass raped by a bug. Classy.

On another note, regarding another post I made earlier in this thread, here's the entirety of Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage. Apparently this movie won awards for "Best Production - Feature Length" and "Best Original Music Score" at the first annual Canadian Awards for the Electronic and Animated Arts, according to the Wikipedia article. Make of that tidbit of information what you will.

 

[Deftones]

13 Reasons Why or STarT dA ConVerSation is pretty god awful after the first season. When the main character confronts the mentally unstable, sodimized white boy who had a weapon on him was so fucking stupid. This nigga also tries to reason with him instead of calling the fucking cops lmao. Also the main character turns into Jack from Fight Club because they didn't know what to do with him after season 1. The only best part was the over the top racist, white jock lol. Dude was so petty he called ICE and had that gay mexicans family deported, threaten to kill a kid, and broke that Asians guy leg during football lmao.

Lol that shit was funny as hell. One of the many reasons (heh) why I don't take Netflix seriously.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

13 Reasons Why or STarT dA ConVerSation is pretty god awful after the first season. When the main character confronts the mentally unstable, sodimized white boy who had a weapon on him was so fucking stupid. This nigga also tries to reason with him instead of calling the fucking cops lmao. Also the main character turns into Jack from Fight Club because they didn't know what to do with him after season 1. The only best part was the over the top racist, white jock lol. Dude was so petty he called ICE and had that gay mexicans family deported, threaten to kill a kid, and broke that Asians guy leg during football lmao.

I once had to deal with a tard who wouldn't stop sperging about how much she hated that show

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Binge reading this thread makes me glad I don't watch television. Or have a subscription to Netflix. Or any other subscriptions for that matter.
I'll give it another decade before I start thinking about tv shows again. Maybe all the woke shit will be gone by then. Or maybe I'll be in a gulag ran by black transfurry overlords by then. Dunno which is preferable tbh.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Game Center CX

Some dull ass Japanese guy plays games badly while his staff laugh hysterically every time he opens his mouth. The guy is a black hole of charisma and listening to his staff try to make him seem more interesting by laughing at everything he says is just grating.

 

[Aquinas]

Game Center CX

Some dull ass Japanese guy plays games badly while his staff laugh hysterically every time he opens his mouth. The guy is a black hole of charisma and listening to his staff try to make him seem more interesting by laughing at everything he says is just grating.

cringe

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Sorry to necro this still living thread. I wanted to mention this in my last post but for some reason I couldn't edit it.
Remember when Bam Margera had a cartoon? No? Good.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0YLXPYrLPABamimation was a pilot for an animated series that never got off the ground for various reasons. From the looks of it, the show would've been a lot like Viva La Bam, only twice as retarded, with dribbles of gross out humor, dumb sex jokes, and none other than the late Ryan Dunn getting ass raped by a bug. Classy.

On another note, regarding another post I made earlier in this thread, here's the entirety of Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage. Apparently this movie won awards for "Best Production - Feature Length" and "Best Original Music Score" at the first annual Canadian Awards for the Electronic and Animated Arts, according to the Wikipedia article. Make of that tidbit of information what you will.

The only character I liked on that was Dico. He's a talent compared to the others. And Bam comes across as a spoiled kid with a big head who doesn't care much for his friends.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm going to be unpopular here but the old shows Bewitched and I dream of Jeannie were shit. Two megapowerful, smug assholes fucking with ordinary people for shits and giggles just to do it

Not everyone needed a comeuppance.
Just fuck off with your magic bullshit.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The Marvel shows that Netflix shat after the success of Daredevil. They realized, that it wasn't woke enough, so...

Jessica Jones is for feminist agenda. They even turned her male boss from comics into a dyke. Otherwise, every male character ends up being a coward, fool or psycho, or just "why the fuck is he even here?". Jessica herself is a cunt, so the antagonist steals the show completely, but the only way to keep tension that showrunners knew was "villain is caught - villain runs away". They do this shit for like 3 times during the show and kill him in the end.

Luke Cage is for black agenda. Yeah-yeah, it's comic shit, but it has typical illness of the bad script - if your villains are idiots and yet they triumph, therefore their opponents are even dumber and here it fucking shows! It is also extremely boring, because main character is unkillable nigger, who can shrug off the explosion like it was nothing, so there is really no threat to him for the majority of the series. Yet he can't just walk to the bad guy, beat the shit out of him and save Harlem, otherwise it would be too short. The protagonist is dumb, angsty and hypocritical, the antagonist is an annoying assclown, so there is no one to root for. On top of that action is just not there, because they can't afford something epic, but can't stage something choreographically impressive with bulletproof almighty nigger.

Iron Fist is for... autistic agenda? I mean, protagonist is a fucking emotional wreck and acts like a toddler after spending 15 years in the monastery, where every asian wanted to beat the shit out of him and yet he climbed to the top. The problem with dumb villains is cranked up to 11 here, action is even worse than in Cage, despite it being a show about martial arts, for fuck's sake! Half of the episodes feel like a filler and change nothing. Also, the nurse from Daredevil was turned into death machine, that can fight people, who devoted their lives to martial arts, it looks so fucking dumb.

All of this was to make Defenders - like Avengers, only with no money, talented people behind it and nobody really asked for it. Surprise-surprise, if you mix one good show with three shitty, you're just gonna make one big shitty show. It was so bad, that ratings of all four tanked afterwards, killing the Marvel TV-universe.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Sorry to necro this still living thread. I wanted to mention this in my last post but for some reason I couldn't edit it.
Remember when Bam Margera had a cartoon? No? Good.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M0YLXPYrLPABamimation was a pilot for an animated series that never got off the ground for various reasons. From the looks of it, the show would've been a lot like Viva La Bam, only twice as retarded, with dribbles of gross out humor, dumb sex jokes, and none other than the late Ryan Dunn getting ass raped by a bug. Classy.

On another note, regarding another post I made earlier in this thread, here's the entirety of Tony Hawk's Boom Boom Sabotage. Apparently this movie won awards for "Best Production - Feature Length" and "Best Original Music Score" at the first annual Canadian Awards for the Electronic and Animated Arts, according to the Wikipedia article. Make of that tidbit of information what you will.

What if Ryan Dunn saw this pilot, hated it, then got so trashed that night that he died in drunken car wreck and THAT is why Bam is wrecked with guilt becoming a train wreck himself?