The DarkSyde Sexuality Thread - Explore Phil's sexuality or lack there of.

[Lady Adjani]

How the fuck would Phil cheat? He would need another woman willing to let the pig creature mount them. And he would have to leave the snort fort and drive somewhere other than the grocery store or burger king.

It's such a moronic statement to make, as if he has porn stars throwing themselves at him.

reminded me of :

 

[Agent Proper]

Oh yeah, I forgot about something, I'm not suggesting anything with this, it's more like something curious.
If you want to see the COMBOMASTER he put on his old website, you're welcome to see it:
https://archive.md/oVeAl

NSFW, make sure no young ones are near.
* He links it to an external website, that's why the file is not stored in his (inserted link on "Disclaimer").

Without even clicking on the link I know exactly what you are talking about.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Oh yeah, I forgot about something, I'm not suggesting anything with this, it's more like something curious.
If you want to see the COMBOMASTER he put on his old website, you're welcome to see it:
https://archive.md/oVeAl

NSFW, make sure no young ones are near.
* He links it to an external website, that's why the file is not stored in his (inserted link on "Disclaimer").

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

The first is this time when Phil was filming the hotel room he and Leanna were staying in, and Leanna is just presenting her ass to Phil as he's recording this video. Phil is rocking back and forth like he's on Noah's fucking arc and filming Leanna's ass, but somehow isn't aware of it? This reeks of autism to me, the swaying back and forth and inability to pick up on obvious bodily clues like Leanna presenting herself. At no point does Phil think "Maybe I shouldn't film my *barely* 18 yr old girlfriend's pussy from the back and upload it to Youtube for the world to see." It's as if he doesn't understand the very sexual *hint hint, wink wink* that's staring him in the face.

( this clip has been edited, I wasn't able to find the original so it's all I got )
panda reeeee.mp4

Lol, he practically rocks his upper body right back out of the room.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

In which game did Phil shy away from breastfeeding? Which game he is likely to play even has that?
About his sexual preference, how does he act around male JRPG protags lately? I've only seen clips of him that don't go into too much autistic analysis but he always struck me as the kind of guy who is too stupid to think beyond the immediate stimulus provided by the game, and in his case the reaction is anger most of the time because he's so bad at games. I don't think he has the mental horsepower to be sexual and play videogames at the same time.

 

[Balr0g]

In which game did Phil shy away from breastfeeding? Which game he is likely to play even has that?
About his sexual preference, how does he act around male JRPG protags lately? I've only seen clips of him that don't go into too much autistic analysis but he always struck me as the kind of guy who is too stupid to think beyond the immediate stimulus provided by the game, and in his case the reaction is anger most of the time because he's so bad at games. I don't think he has the mental horsepower to be sexual and play videogames at the same time.

That was Amnesia Rebirth. Can't find the clip though and i am not brave enough to wade through Phil's playthrough

 

[Super Dent Head]

That was Amnesia Rebirth. Can't find the clip though and i am not brave enough to wade through Phil's playthrough

Around 2:51:11 is where is begins. Never seen someone so uncomfortable with breast feeding. It's a natural thing, Phil, as are tits. Stop being the gayest person on earth for 12 seconds.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Around 2:51:11 is where is begins. Never seen someone so uncomfortable with breast feeding. It's a natural thing, Phil, as are tits. Stop being the gayest person on earth for 12 seconds.

I think it needs to be said that gay people don't react with horror and cringe like this at the sight of boobs. They just aren't interested in them. They don't freak out and run out of the room over them like Phil does. 12 year olds with parents in the room do however cringe like Phil does. It's like he's mentally regressed to a prepubescent child since he met kat and mommy can't know he's watching boobs.

 

[myone]

I think it needs to be said that gay people don't react with horror and cringe like this at the sight of boobs. They just aren't interested in them.

I think it needs to be said, that if Phil were gay, that doesn't make him a normal (gay) person. He'd be a gay DSP. Of course he'd be the xtra retarded special sauce version of being gay.

In conclusion: Citing what a normal person with quality x would do as evidence that DSP can't be x is stoopid dood.

 

[Corpun]

It's like he's mentally regressed to a prepubescent child since he met kat and mommy can't know he's watching boobs.

Hard to mentally regress when you never progressed past that point.

 

[detractorzer0]

Around 2:51:11 is where is begins. Never seen someone so uncomfortable with breast feeding. It's a natural thing, Phil, as are tits. Stop being the gayest person on earth for 12 seconds.

"They imply the torture but show the breast feeding."

Given the option I think most people would rather see breast feeding than torture, Phil.

 

[Corpun]

"They imply the torture but show the breast feeding."

Given the option I think most people would rather see breast feeding than torture, Phil.

To Phil, this is more comfortable to watch than a natural act like breastfeeding.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

The thread reminded of this from a few months ago, only thing Phil describes with any passion is food and men..

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The thread reminded of this from a few months ago, only thing Phil describes with any passion is food and men..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ancksXsFVg8

That little outburst really is a peak into Phils mind.

He really does make a good case for himself being a repressed gayboi.

I fell into a rabbithole with this whole asexual and gayboi thing.
The TL;DR was among other things that it is quite common for the non fem/sissy type (even more so if closeted) gay men to show active disgust towards the more "fabulous" gays and women.

 

[clothes in my closet]

The thread reminded of this from a few months ago, only thing Phil describes with any passion is food and men..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ancksXsFVg8

Man this is weird...

I can't really come up with the words to explain what I'm thinking, but, while yes, Phil is being a massive homofag here, I think there is something to be said about the true child-like nature that he's radiating in this video.

Maybe something about autism and it how it can make someone mentally stunted in certain facets of life, while seemingly on-the-level in most others.

Spoiler: over thinking it

You know how we joke about Phil being mentally 12 years old? His love of dick and fart jokes, shit like that. That is the behavior of a 12 year old. Phil is an adult, there's no reason why he should bust a fucking gut laughing about sweaty wrestler nipples and saggy ballsacks.

I would liken Phil's change in demeanor towards female "sexual content" in games, to that of a teenage boy going through puberty.

Phil went from the middle schooler who figured out how to write " 8008135 " on his calculator, to the high schooler who gets uncomfortable sitting next to girls who have tits now.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Phil is impotent from sleep apnea and alcoholism, but he is kinsey level 50 gay and would inhale a cock in a hot second if he’d only let himself.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

How the fuck would Phil cheat? He would need another woman willing to let the pig creature mount them. And he would have to leave the snort fort and drive somewhere other than the grocery store or burger king.

That or Phil could try to slide in other women's DM's on Twitter and try to "woo" someone like he did soulmaid. Hell, he did it with Panda when YouTube had DM's. Phil CAN be charming, that's what narcissist like Phil do, to get what they want. Remember he tried hitting on that stranger on Twitter about how she took a day off to play Halo, Phil had to peacock because that's what Daddy Philbucks does, saying that he does for work and how he "loves his job"? Pepperidge farm remembers. Remember when Phil tried to get that one of those blue hair chicks into the vortex until the detractors warned her *NOT* to talk to Phil, as he's a major piece of shit, and a list of other things? You 'member!

Hell, I'm sure Phil has tried to throw his shot at females NOT just on Twitter, but also Instagram, or oily buff men that Phil wishes would body slam him into the mat.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Phil CAN be charming

huge X to doubt.
pandalee was an impressionable child and fat kat is a functional retard

 

[Corpun]

What I want to know is why didn't Phil RQ Elden Ring when he got to Malenia? I mean if you get disturbed by a sexy fridge, surely an actual naked women would make you want to quit the game.

 

[Sup3r]

What I want to know is why didn't Phil RQ Elden Ring when he got to Malenia? I mean if you get disturbed by a sexy fridge, surely an actual naked women would make you want to quit the game.
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I think it's because with ER, he was still seething over the mockery of RQing a kids game. He was determined to prove that he wasn't completely shit at vidya. With AH, he was determined to find an excuse to wagequit it. If the whales had stepped up and given him his die, we'd have never heard about it.