The Bufords 2025 Kiwi Awards - Pre-Show Discussion - The Awards by Kiwis, for Kiwis!

Best Overall Contributions - @Osama Bin Laden, @Relinquish, @Admiral Throbnelius, and @Axiom. for their excellent thread and OP rewrite writing.

Best New OP - Kiwitubers/Lolcowtubers by @Osama Bin Laden

Best Rewritten OP - Nikolas Talbott by @Admiral Throbnelius

Best Researcher - Probably @Useful_Mistake for legal shit.

Best Lolcow Fan Work - Rekieta bodycam reenactment by @Shush as well as “The Stirrings of the Pig King” by @Loling at Cows

Most Deserved Ban - @Vinluv Handesbukia

Best Featured or Sponsored Content - the Izzat post by @GluttonousManSlob
 

Best Overall Contributions - @Relinquish

Everyone has highlighted Relinquish's great thread work already, but I want to also credit him for his ability to make lolcows absolutely SEETHE, simply by documenting their behavior. My favorite example is the FuturisticHub thread, where Relinquish's rewrite triggered Brian/Kevin Martin to create a sock account in the thread and have a meltdown. Some of the absolute gems from the thread:

Including screenshot for posterity from @RealBrianMartin's retard rage in Null's profile as the comment chain is a good laugh. He responded a few times within the chain before getting banned:
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I still stand by what i said relinguish has no clue or timeline correct in the nonsense be typed. Hes incorrect on everythint including the email part. He doesnt know the law or the rule 60d3 statute limitations does not exist. Relinguish i suggest you stop typing about this because you clearly cant get your facts straight.
Thank for sharing the video you fucking nigger. You don't know how to read and listen it seems in the video Brian didn't once say that the girls were underage. If he was 25 in this video and the girls are 18 that doesn't make him a pedo. You are all a bunch of faggots that actually think anyone is going to believe a word you say. This is exactly why you guys are niggers. Show me in this video proof that Brian was saying he was talking about underage girls. His remarks saying "Ah I feel like such a pedophile" is a fucking troll ass joke remark that hes nearly 30 and 18 year old girls are flying to his dick something you mother fuckers are too ugly to achieve. You fuck your mothers and your sisters.
Learn english you stupid russian fuckhead
This is whole entry is total bullshit and I'll explain as follows why Relinquish is a total fucking faggot here.
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And this is just number 1 of Relinquish being a total fucking faggot here and not knowing how to read which doesn't surprise me cause most of you faggots in here can't read.
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OP continues to fag up himself and we are not even on number 3.
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OP is being a complete fuckwit here once again reading between lines and not knowing english. Read the fucking bottom of the screenshot OP the faggot who knows fuck all about the law
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OP again just fags his way through everything.
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In this, OP the faggot continues to think he knows the law when the law is written in front of him. Lazy fucktard OP can't do simple Google search and...Martin's lawyer does a great job explaining why OP is a faggot and reads at a 1st grade reading level
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OP knows he is a lazy faggot and can't do a simple search on the 14th Amendment of the United States Constitution which reads...
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OP demonstrates his faggotry in this by stating that Martin had due process when...
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Perhaps the worst thing about this toward OP's nonsense is Rule 60(d) 3 has no statute limitations.
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The appeal is ongoing and OP is too much of a faggot to understand complex law.
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OP thinks he knows everything but he's just a faggot who plays lawyer without actual citing resources. Hey OP citation is always needed you fucking faggot. Kill yourself next time you wannabe Russian spytard.
Sucks when the truth is actually posted and OP enjoys everyone looking at his faggotry and lies about Brian and anyone he writes about huh?
Relinquish is a total FAGGOT and enjoys being one it seems


Plus, resident "anti-pedophile" lolicon sister abusing faggot Donal Christian Schultz gave a shoutout to Relinquish for his work in his thread:


Best New OP - Claudio Hernández Castañeda by @Spectate

I'd like to nominate Spectate for putting together the OP for an infamous thread (tragically locked due to narco-terrorism). I appreciate the countless photos and videos that highlight the various aspects of all the hilarious failures of Claudio. The initial paragraph describing this bisexual tracheal-tubed synthcel, who got off on furry/feral porn and constantly power-levels, pulls you right in as you have to know where this story leads.

Best Rewritten OP - FuturisticHub Rewrite by @Relinquish

This rewrite was quite an undertaking, considering the ~18 year timeline of degenerate faggot behavior that needed to be documented. The rewrite covers FuturisticHub's various arcs, along with hilarious (and disgusting) videos that show why Brian/Kevin Martin are such deranged freaks. The rewrite was so damaging that it triggered a massive meltdown by Brian/Kevin Martin in the thread, and various people's profiles/DMs (including Null).

Best Researcher - @notorietus

I am not involved in many thread creations, or deep lore effort posts, but I regularly see that @notorietus is involved in most of the interesting developments I've reviewed. I'd like to call out his VRC thread post as an example of his work, where he clearly analyzes a documentary expose on VRChat's Lead Server/DevOps Engineer Katie Holly (aka Fusl, Kevin Holly) being a degenerate, lolicon enjoying pedophile (surprise, surprise), as well as collects various supplemental information for further documentation on this freak.

Best Lolcow Fan Work - Glass' Lolcow Live Interview by @MK3

I'm not sure if this fits here, as I technically also nominated this in the Julays thread for Best Lolcow Media, but maybe it's a better fit here as it's a fan edit of the content? In case it makes sense here, I want to nominate @MK3 who regularly puts together hilariously edited content covering Glass. Glass regularly flags MK3's YouTube channel content, so he has put his library of content onto his Odysee channel as well as locally archived in the Glass thread.

This video is especially kino because Glass regularly mentioned how Keemstar was an idol of his, and so eventually he decided to spend $100 to get pay piggie status in the Lolcow Live channel, so that he could be brought on live for an interview. The interview only lasts a few minutes before ending disastrously with Keemstar booting him off after quickly uncovering his behavior with a 17 year old girl.



Most Deserved Ban - @Das ist dumm

This faggot was shitting up the VRC thread with his hot takes about ERP:
Look man, as someone who's ERPd before it's not that bad okay. You just haven't experienced it yet. I've been playing VRchat for 4 years now and TBH maybe 1/7th of my playtime has been ERPing. This is a valid take but some people just aren't ready for this truth.Ver archivo adjunto 8086195

Then eventually got banned for suspicion of being part of 764 sphere. His ERP takes are not surprising if he gets involved in 764 shit.

Best Featured or Sponsored Content - X reveals user account locations @gernig

I want to nominate this as I believe this, along with the amazing Izzat write-up by @GluttonousManSlob , happening together had a one-two punch effect culturally on worldwide views of Indians. Not only do we have a better understanding of how to articulate what is so jarring about Indian culture, but we have proof that Indians are a major contributing factor to extremism (far left/right accounts are simply engagement farms for their Indian owners) and general shittification of the Internet. I also believe that exposing this has also made it more culturally acceptable to talk negatively about Indians and Indian culture affecting the world's day to day life. This may be the modern equivalent of the Berlin wall collapse, only time will tell if that is the case.
 
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Best Overall Contributions - I nominate @Ghostse for his continual heroic efforts to explain what's going on in the three-day special military operation full-scale invasion of Ukraine. This in spite of the fact that he is not actually Napoleon, no matter how he identifies. (Sources close to the subject say I will enjoy gulag.)
 
@notorietus should definitely be considered for Best Overall Contributions. He's the living embodiment of :informative:. I've seen many an OP or infopost where he's specifically thanked by the author for help behind the scenes and that's on top of everything he's posted himself.
 
Best Overall Contributions: Too autistic and dedicated to save time of farmers watching Anisa's husband livestreams @Bulgarian Lives Matter
Also @AltisticRight for balldo posting and other times I've seen interesting posts of his.

Best New OP:
Definitely The Francis E. Dec thread by @Mister Mint
It's hard to summarize everything as he did. First time I read it I got the "Quality OP" feel almost instantly afterwards.

Best Rewritten OP:
Nothing of note, maybe the Russell Greer one (from memory).

Best Researcher:
@Useful_Mistake - no explanation needed

Best Lolcow Fan Work:

Will edit later, there was a Killstream drawing of the ragepig hoofing coke. Not sure who that was, but it stuck.

Most Deserved Ban
Zoey (the attention whore cunt)

Best Featured or Sponsored Content
Any lolsuit against the KF or the Tranny surgery horror thread
 
What about a newfag of the year award? New quality users don't show up too often, I think they deserve a shout out too. @PaperRoads, @dcss, and @Speedrunner come to mind if we're only counting 2025 dates. If you extend it to the 2nd half of 2024 I think you'd have plenty of good options.
 
Best Overall Contributions

My nomination goes to @Dull Pencil for his immense work on the Kiwifarms Doom map pack 2. He really made something very special. @ArticleWriter gets a shoutout too.
Runners up are @Relinquish and @Osama Bin Laden

Best New OP

Francis Dec by @Mister Mint but there are so many good ones. The Donal Schulz by @Nigga Bullshit was great as well

Best Rewritten OP

Sam Hyde by @Lidl Drip . Justice for marky !!

Most Deserved Ban

@S_A_L_T for posting pictures of his feces in genchat, to prove how sick his rectum was. He also constantly begged for bitcoin for lsd, cocaine and hookers, and he posted videos of dutch children he filmed from a bush. But there are so many who deserved it. Eddie Riggs who spammed gore, for example.

Best Featured or Sponsored Content

@GluttonousManSlob for his effortpost about izzat, which caused the most indian seethe since kitboga redeemed the third google giftcard in a row.
 
Best Researcher
@Folgers Can for phonebooking the bejesus out of all the people in the pro-Rekieta, pro-Melton, anti-Imholte clown circus in the Rekieta thread. This includes the Schizo Sean guy that Mint Salad recently dumped Riley for.

His work is always quite thorough and impressive.

Best Lolcow Fan Work
Rekieta Bodycam parody by @Shush. Hands down.


Most Deserved Ban
@Get the rope Macaulay!
 
Best Overall contributions:
@Useful_Mistake keeps the legal threads tidy and are always helpful.

Best researcher:
@Folgers Can is a little intimidating with their phonebooking posts and makes it looks easy, but they deserve this recognition.

Best Rewritten OP:
@Sexy Senior Citizen has done a great service with the Greer thread and helped myself and others fill our gaps in lore much more easily.

Best fan work:
@Shush for the Rekieta bodycam re-enactment that randomly pops into my head and gives me a laugh.
 
@Hamplanet Fitness,

I have a question.

For "most deserved ban," does that include the people that have been put in the new Spergatory tard cage, or do they have to be outright site banned? Null thought it would be funny to only let them post in their tard containment threads.
Probably gonna keep it to full site bans because there have been a lot this past year
 
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