The Bufords 2025 Kiwi Awards - Pre-Show Discussion - The Awards by Kiwis, for Kiwis!

[Admiral Throbnelius]

For "most deserved ban," does that include the people that have been put in the new Spergatory tard cage, or do they have to be outright site banned? Null thought it would be funny to only let them post in their tard containment threads.

Since some of the Spergatory Tard Cage people weren't ever banned and just moved there and designated as lolcows, it's probably best to just stick with full site bans.

 

[SCV]

Best Overall Contributions (could be anything - donations, thread-writing, getting zoophiles arrested, archiving, janny duties, etc.)
@neger psykolog He brings a ton of stuff to the community happenings thread and is generally a high volume / good quality poster.

Best Researcher
@Useful_Mistake No explanation necessary. Honestly next year maybe we should break this up into best general researcher and best FOIA / PACER / government researcher. The Hardin award.

Best Lolcow Fan Work
Not sure if this fits the category but @I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis for the tumblr files.

Best Featured or Sponsored Content
We must credit @GluttonousManSlob his izzat.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

Best Lolcow Fan Work
Not sure if this fits the category but @I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis for the tumblr files.

Best Overall Contribution or Best Sponsored Content could also work.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Best Overall Contributions: @Magic Pickle for Stinkditch posts

 

[Account]

Nominate @Gibs for best researcher.

 

[Magic Pickle]

I'd like to vote @Vott for Best Researcher (as Vott can phonebook trannies with the skill of a classic hardboiled P.I.) and @GenociderSyo for Best Overall Contributor over in the Deathfats subforum (as GS keeps multiple fatcow threads alive at once). These are two great users who quietly - yet diligently - feed farmers well with their posts, and definitely deserve the recognition for their efforts!

 

[Relinquish]

Neat. I've just been making a list of OPs that I really liked

Extending this list since some threads that I wanted to be featured here finally made out of PG (Also because I forgot to include some of them):
Francisco Austria Barzaga / Kiko Barzaga / Congressmeow by @Tommy John Surgery
Pedro Fuertes Stille / @Turkey Beef / @redlenses2112 / @Disgusted Face Hold / @jewish Content / Duwango / @Rokto / Sailor Troon (and many others) by @dcss
George Angelos Ganitis / BadEmpanada by @Lieutenant Rasczak
Michael Evans / Mevans / Mevans2703 / Mevans_2001 / MevansOdyssey / @CutLooneyTunes / @DailyCBMusic by @Relinquish
Felix Lang / thegooddoctor / agoodhistory / flang9000 / felixlang1970 / FLXWESTMINSTER2017 / Armonia / Xentrilius / Zellogi / 54321 / 7 Grandad by @Admiral Throbnelius (Yeah, I know it's still in PG but fuck you, I'm still nomination it bitch)

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Felix Lang / thegooddoctor / agoodhistory / flang9000 / felixlang1970 / FLXWESTMINSTER2017 / Armonia / Xentrilius / Zellogi / 54321 / 7 Grandad by @Admiral Throbnelius (Yeah, I know it's still in PG but fuck you, I'm still nomination it bitch)

This is a weird one because it would be closer to a rewrite. It's a retroactive OP for a Mass Debate thread to turn it into a lolcow thread (Same situation as Colton Lochmann), it just hasn't been merged yet.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

The Sims Online / FreeSO / Sim Nation and the rest by @Demon Mist

I second The Sims Online thread for best new OP. It is really thorough and covers years of drama from a niche community.

And I nominate Kurt Eichenwald for every other category. It's his year.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Best Overall Contributions
@Kees H for all the cool shit he has done for the bossman community. we still miss you mate ;-;7

Best Researcher
@Avenue Nothing can stop the avelloon when he is doxing a nigga


Best Featured
@Bloitzhole climbing mount olympus to leave a sticker for kees and ask zuse for big wins , what a king o7

🃏 Bossman Publicar en el tema 'Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah'

16 de Jun, 2025

It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended via the louki route to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas

to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.

Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the...

• Bloitzhole

Reacciones: x 480 x 188 x 145 x 127 x 1 x 5 x 4 x 2 x 1 x 1 x 5 x 2 x 1 x 1

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I want to nominate @Bruno Powroznik for Best Overall Contributions - an overall great poster and a genius artist, but his best contribution was providing the only copy of Bossman's arrest. The clever twist? The clip was niggermarked, meaning it couldn't be stolen by YouTube clip hoarders (ads on ofc) without putting the video through editing 10 times, which made one such hoarder, Rafael Carvlho, seethe so hard at this site and its users that he started scrapping Keno Kasino messages to his Discord server, where he later resorted to promoting gambling sites himself (despite claiming he runs his channel full of stolen clips in order to prevent people from gambling), among other shameful acts of spiteful faggotry.

Now, he authorized along with his anifag moderator of his "_x86" (ID: 582355203525836801) to monitor and archive the chat of the Keno Kasino which was short lived after Kiwifarms users (like @dumbledore & @Midnight Cooking) bypassed the filters by saying "nigger" and using terms that could get their Discord server terminated. Also out of fear of "privacy concerns".

 

[AlfaMale]

another for The Sims Online / FreeSO / Sim Nation and the rest by @Demon Mist for best new OP. talk about a rabbit hole.........
love me some new CAHNtent

 

[Charnel Ground]

Vinluv and Bruno are clear leaders in the most deserved ban category but I'd like to see Get the rope Macaulay! in there too.

See:

Debate @Get the rope Macaulay! on whether or not laws against child exploitation will harm Kiwi Farms​

He was such a sperg in his favorite threads (Redbar for example), I took a perverse pleasure in reading his rants and was appalled by his weird turn to basically defending CP.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

Best New OP

Mevans / Michael Evans by @Relinquish
Braden Peters / Clavicular by @Guns of the Gaytriots
Karl Jobst / FAQ_GOD / Approachhernow.com by @Gremperor
Creeperman 90 / Demetrious Liberta by @Jobama
Wings007 / Jonathan Wilkins by @Artaius
Nachisu Miku / Kenneth Schulz / JEWJEWJEWJEW by @Nigga Bullshit

Best Rewritten OP

Fallen Chungus / Francis Joseph Benditt IV by @Admiral Throbnelius
FuturisticHub / Brian Martin & Kevin Martin / WeatherManKevin & MeganLeeHeart / Chrissie L. Barmore by @Relinquish
Linkara / Lewis Jeffrey Lovhaug / Nasty Cockslut / HMMMM? by @Admiral Throbnelius

 

[Artaius]

Wings007 / Jonathan Wilkins by @Artaius

I'm honored but I know my shit ain't that good lol.

 

[Adr1anD]

Best Lolcow Fan Work — @ladmanboy for Ralph cartoon.
Best Featured or Sponsored Content — @GluttonousManSlob for Izzat breakdowns.
Best New OP — @Rux for AniList.
Most deserved ban — Eddie Riggs.

Honourable (even though the poster is banned) mention — user formerly known as Ted Kaczynski for telling Null "Not your personal army" (and being threadbanned for a month on air).

 

[IrishGuy088]

Gotta be The Sims Online by @Demon Mist for best new OP!

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Adding another vote for @Magic Pickle for Best Overall Contributions. Their long compilation posts are the backbone of Stinkditch.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Best Overall Contributions - @Osama Bin Laden, @Relinquish, @Admiral Throbnelius, and @Axiom. for their excellent thread and OP rewrite writing.

Fuck this. @Osama Bin Laden alone deserves best overall contributions. He single-handedly started the domino effect that led to the destruction of Leaping Lemur’s career and caused a slew of lolcowtubers to actually credit us. AND on top of all that he faced Lemur in an IBS match.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

of all that he faced Lemur in an IBS match.

in which he got raped harder than his ex ever did