Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

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No love for Brendan Schaub?

he has a thread

 

[Wesley Willis]

Bill Hicks would be one if he were alive. "Durr I hate blacks & women & shit all over veterans but the libs think I am one of them because I do drugs & opposed the Vietnam war! That comedian who said rscism is bad totally stole my jokes! So what if I have no proof & never sued him?". He'd 100% be a Trump's Deranged Supporter today.

Edit: forgot I posted this prior but I stand by ut- Hicks was an unfunny piece of shit & a fucking liar. He's comedy's version of Roger Waters.

Damn, you're edgier than Bill Hicks.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Whenever I’m at my parents’ place, I’ll occasionally overhear bits and pieces of Tony Hinchcliffe’s podcast. Maybe I just catch it at bad times, but I genuinely don’t understand how anyone finds that stuff funny.
The last time I was there, some guy on the show made multiple jokes about sucking cock. If you’re a man and you make one joke about that? Fine. Depending on context, it can be funny. Two times? Ehh, alright, whatever. But more than six times? At that point, I have to wonder why you’re so fixated on the idea of a dick in your mouth.
I really think a straight guy gets one gay joke per week. Same goes for saying faggot, honestly. Once, it can be weird, but I’ll let it slide. But if it comes up more than that, it’s not humor anymore; you’re definitely projecting.

 

[Biker]

Bill Hicks would be one if he were alive. "Durr I hate blacks & women & shit all over veterans but the libs think I am one of them because I do drugs & opposed the Vietnam war! That comedian who said rscism is bad totally stole my jokes! So what if I have no proof & never sued him?". He'd 100% be a Trump's Deranged Supporter today.

Edit: forgot I posted this prior but I stand by ut- Hicks was an unfunny piece of shit & a fucking liar. He's comedy's version of Roger Waters.

can you provide some examples of bill hicks being cringe or a libshit? instead of making things up that he might say in current year.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Whenever I’m at my parents’ place, I’ll occasionally overhear bits and pieces of Tony Hinchcliffe’s podcast. Maybe I just catch it at bad times, but I genuinely don’t understand how anyone finds that stuff funny.
The last time I was there, some guy on the show made multiple jokes about sucking cock. If you’re a man and you make one joke about that? Fine. Depending on context, it can be funny. Two times? Ehh, alright, whatever. But more than six times? At that point, I have to wonder why you’re so fixated on the idea of a dick in your mouth.
I really think a straight guy gets one gay joke per week. Same goes for saying faggot, honestly. Once, it can be weird, but I’ll let it slide. But if it comes up more than that, it’s not humor anymore; you’re definitely projecting.

was it tim dillon? cause that dude is gay as fuck.

can you provide some examples of bill hicks being cringe or a libshit? instead of making things up that he might say in current year.

every one of his rants is cringe. he's the proto karen, the worst of post acid george carlin.

So naturally, they only pop for the dumbest shit. I'm aging myself but until Fox basically killed it, MadTV was far superior because a random audience of walk-ins weren't influencing the writing and production.

it started to suck when bobby lee joined and was dead by the time bonquiqui popped off. but damn was it hilarious.

 

[frito57]

Whenever I’m at my parents’ place, I’ll occasionally overhear bits and pieces of Tony Hinchcliffe’s podcast. Maybe I just catch it at bad times, but I genuinely don’t understand how anyone finds that stuff funny.
The last time I was there, some guy on the show made multiple jokes about sucking cock. If you’re a man and you make one joke about that? Fine. Depending on context, it can be funny. Two times? Ehh, alright, whatever. But more than six times? At that point, I have to wonder why you’re so fixated on the idea of a dick in your mouth.
I really think a straight guy gets one gay joke per week. Same goes for saying faggot, honestly. Once, it can be weird, but I’ll let it slide. But if it comes up more than that, it’s not humor anymore; you’re definitely projecting.

Kill Tony is a show for legitimate retards and hasn't been funny in a very long time. The people who watch Kill Tony are the same retards that think reaction videos are good content. Braindead.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Kill Tony is a show for legitimate retards and hasn't been funny in a very long time. The people who watch Kill Tony are the same retards that think reaction videos are good content. Braindead.

I remember Metokur talking to a tranny on the Kumite I think and tranny explained how the funniest thing they watch is Kill Tony. I forever associated the show with that.

 

[FedPostalService]

it started to suck when bobby lee joined and was dead by the time bonquiqui popped off. but damn was it hilarious.

I’ve never found Bobby Lee funny. He’s just a little Chinese man with a humiliation fetish. There’s nothing else to him.

 

[raidforumgod124]

all of them could be considered lolcows

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Jim Jefferies

 

[Green Kitbash]

The only Bill Hicks thing I ever saw was a "hurr durr Oklahomans amirite" bit and i clicked off to watch Mitch Hedburg instead. Maybe Hicks wasnt a libshit or whatever but I've seen that shit before and you cant convince me that the "Oh lord them rednecks" wasnt the safe kind of propaganda from the 60s to the 00s

can you provide some examples of bill hicks being cringe or a libshit? instead of making things up that he might say in current year.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe Hicks wasnt a libshit

He absolutely was, complete with feeling nothing but disgust and disdain for working class whites. I mean just listen to his bits, like the waitress who asked him not what he was reading but why. Hicks shit on others to make himself feel sophisticated and smart, and he attracted libshit fans just like himself.

 

[FedPostalService]

He absolutely was, complete with feeling nothing but disgust and disdain for working class whites. I mean just listen to his bits, like the waitress who asked him not what he was reading but why. Hicks shit on others to make himself feel sophisticated and smart, and he attracted libshit fans just like himself.

A comedian punching down is not hecking poggers, frienderinos.

I swear, this place is getting more faggy than Reddit every day.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

I AMA CUCK I HAVEA SHIDDY BLACK WIIIFEE

fuck every "funnyman" that went to riyadh to entertain saudiniggers and their slaves, crack amico once again summarises quite aptly:

 

[GameratePTSD]

Proto-idubbbz Bill Burr is chuckling insanely in his podcast, losing subs and his mind.

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

Proto-idubbbz Bill Burr is chuckling insanely in his podcast, losing subs and his mind.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KsopsRabpps

Nigger wife

 

[Peep Plops]

A comedian punching down is not hecking poggers, frienderinos.

I swear, this place is getting more faggy than Reddit every day.

Yes well that what you get when most of the userbase is comprised of incredibly fragile rightoids that get triggered by every little thing and never stop seething about it.

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

Yes well that what you get when most of the userbase is comprised of incredibly fragile rightoids that get triggered by every little thing and never stop seething about it.

Nigger HAHAHA

 

[Biker]

Nigger HAHAHA

nobody is offended by this, you're just shitting up the right-wing hug box thread.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

I AMA CUCK I HAVEA SHIDDY BLACK WIIIFEE

fuck every "funnyman" that went to riyadh to entertain saudiniggers and their slaves, crack amico once again summarises quite aptly:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UXJ5U-X-YH0

That was delightful.

Proto-idubbbz Bill Burr is chuckling insanely in his podcast, losing subs and his mind.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KsopsRabpps

I can't wait for this fake faggot who I'm guessing his comedy material really isn't his to fully crack. Burr is such a phony. Someone send him a CWC medallion.