"I had a gay dream the other night. This was really weird, Dr. Katz, I had a gay dream. And I didn't know I was having a gay dream until partway through.
See here's how it was... The dream...I was at a cafe in Italy with a friend of mine and we're sitting there having espressos and... These 2 young Italian boys, come up to us they say, "Come swimming with us,
we're going to go swimming. Come on, it's going to be very nice to go swimming!"
And you know, it's a dream,
so we were like, "What the hell, why not, you know, go swimming with these Italian kids?" So I get on the back
of the kid's scooter there and we go into the mountains. So they take off their clothes, and they start swimming and they're saying to us, "Come on in to the water! It's beautiful, don't be afraid!"
So we're starting to get undressed, and I asked my friend "Is this gay, do you think, to swim with Italian teenage boys?"
And my friend's like, "No, of course not!" And I said, "Yeah, you're right." Anyway, so, I'm making out with one of them, you know...
Like, kissing him, and it hit me all at once! Of course, this is gay!"