random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[frozen_runner]

Raw milk is better…raw HUMAN milk.

Retvrn to tradition, White Man.

I would probably kill myself if cheese stopped existing.

i want a gf to play project zomboid with me so we can prepare for the zombie apocalypse together as a couple

Null is a pooner and respects all pronouns

if I donate $.01 can I leave a comment calling them niggers?

There is no pain greater than being smarter than like 90% of your ethnicity and becoming aware of it.

It's called hustlin' CRACKAAAAA

As time goes on, I feel better and better about becoming a racist.
If only I could stop being attracted to women of different ethnicities, that would complete my transformation.

Ian slurps Hasan's cum out of Anisa's pussy on the advice of his therapist

Null is directly working against me and hates me.

jew on jew violence, indians most effected.

Thanks for the kick in the dick, I have it on VHS.

Devon is fat and not even trannies would have sex with him

Even if the evidence is scant, The man’s physiognomy instinctually makes me conclude that he wants to touch kids.

So he is a classical communist, and just like a good communist he died.

There's this neat site called KiwiFarms ran by an obsessed pissy autist and his harem of unpaid jannies. You should check it out, bro.

Just when you thought, you could hate the Jew in peace along come a Muslim!

I wish I could hit you from trapped behind this screen

TRANNY TRY NOT TO NAME THEMSELVES LILITH OR VIVIAN CHALLENGE *IMPOSSIBLE!*

This is the most A&N headline I've ever seen
Where the fuck do you guys even find this shit

Rest well fellow AnNigger. I'll keep tard vigil on night shift.

It's not often I get to feel smug for being Australian, but man.

Why aren't we teaching our children to dress up in leather and electrocute their balls? Sounds a lot like fascism if you ask me.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Am I giving a male vibe here?". Sir, you're giving a male concert, a male orchestra.. I don't know what else relates to a vibe but that too.

one's value as a human is inversely proportional to their reddit karma

I am now deeply offended by the shitty kerning on that shirt.

Honestly, I think the most concerning thing is that you're willing to take serious love life advice from kiwifarms users.

 

[Chromeo]

What's with this nigger's lips? Was he in there eating bees or something?

Sunlight privileges are for people who didn't go to college

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Shueisha presents: That time I was reincarnated as a nigger on public transit

 

[CaddestSlown]

You know it's a slow news day when there's real primo autism posting going on here

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I don't know who you are, why are you in spergatory ?

(Knife censored due to lack of license.)

god is dead and I killed him by accident

I want to laugh, but I also don't wanna go to Hell.

(i.e. you are like Destiny but without the dick sucking and pedophilia).

Spoiler: Black Bonus

I sure hope all the Black employees keep their jobs at Bungie because I AM BLACK!

 

[Tablet County]

It's like he's intentionally dressing to trigger that "this guy is a closeted homosexual faggot" part of women's brains that evolved to prevent us from getting AIDS.

prophecy doesn't care who you are, it will totally fuck logic up to make itself happen. You went off-script and moped and self-sabotaged, so now everyone's acting fucking weird and you're getting cucked by a dinosaur.

"To beat the retard, you must become the retard."
- Retards

The last 3 threads I've lurked out of curiosity have all had a gay incel sperging out. Bro, just get laid

Because Penis is funny and saying penis and/or variations of a words used to describe male reproductive organ is also very funny.

I, a functioning human being, can see people put penis as their name and think it’s funny.

You, a latent homosexual, see a word used to describe the male sex organ and instantly think of homosexual acts.

 

[The Ugly One]

eurocucks really wonder why we look at them as subhumans as they are not only abiding the rape and grooming of their children but complaining other people aren't killing themselves with the elements out of sheer retardation like they are

 

[Tablet County]

30 MIN HOT GAY SECKS WHERE WE PUNISH A FAGGY LITTLE BIRD IN THE LOCKER ROOM!?!?!?!?!?!!) OH YEAH TOBY KILL NOELLE I WANT TO [PROCEED] BERDLY BIRDY ANUS RIGHT NOW

Hit them with the Holy Jab and the Divine Trinity of punches and the Chokehold of Gehenna.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I want your kind hung.

My kind is already hung.

The white racial grift attracts so many gay men because they can finally go "no blacks/no fats/no rice/no spice" without other gay men calling them out on it.

 

[pro drivor]

bring back the 90s and the coke and broken people instead of this bullshit pornstar/influencer thing

You didn't see the pooners on grindr threads?

Depression is a terrible thing; a hidden scourge in the lives of cis men. Add in mounds of used cum tissues, self-harm scars from exploding mechanical equipment, and an innate desire to seek out the Long Way Down Bridge, and this might be the perfect mental health exploration fic for you. Post Nut Clarity? Nah, try Post Nut Depression clarity, as fucking your trans roommate is all you need to cure the itch of spraying your brains on the ceiling.

author known for owning the 4chan chuds once again makes the titular Mexican a rapist who tried to assault a lesbian this time.

I posted this in the yaoi thread, but 'All the Young Dudes', the most popular Harry Potter fanfic on AO3, is getting turned into an original series called 'Wolfboy'.

- Want that so bad, baby, wanna give you litter after litter.
- Want you in a - ah - whelping box in our classroom. Just full with my pups, all the time.

This repeated talk about being kept in boxes and shitting out 'litters' of offspring like you're a dog is...weird, to say the least.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Louis Dominic Gagliardi III, fraudulently referred to by himself and his fellow sodomites (only) as "Ash," is an evil person. I pray I get to stand next to him at the Last Judgment.

This can't even be considered a cuntboy. This is just a whole-ass woman.

There goes one femmy son of a bitch. That bastard is the goddamn Hercules of womanhood.

"Sure, baby, I totally see you as a man and am so horny for gay sex with your vagina".

No lesbian will ever know the overwhelming joy of the day they walk into the bathroom, and find that the lessons stuck, the toilet has been used, the toilet seat wiped, toilet flushed, lid closed, pulling out her phone, beaming with pride, opening her developmental diary and typing, "Mike, age 435 months, learned to flush the toilet".

She's aging like a lostprophets tattoo

 

[Stan]

7. The complainant was the individual referenced in the article. She said the article breached Clause 1 as it was inaccurate to refer to her as a “bloke” and “Mr Molly” as she is a woman. She also said it was inaccurate to refer to her as a “lunatic”.

 

[Meat Target]

please. those fat fucks would be out of breath just sitting up straight what are they gonna do? Gas you to death with stale ball sweat & fart stench?

Q&A on account of the free dangerous entities in sandy cat's basement as well as the scat loving rapist and his 500 clones

Does it count as winning in a fight if you just just briskly walk around someone until they collapse from a heart attack?

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

[Sulu] tells the entire Federation they’re retarded and he’s starting his own Starfleet with blackjack and hookers.

edit:

I fell asleep during good luck have fun don't die, woke up with cat dick on the screen. Went wtf. I liked what I saw before I fell asleep. No idea how cat dick happened or why. Might revisit.