random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[frozen_runner]

Raw milk is better…raw HUMAN milk.

Retvrn to tradition, White Man.

I would probably kill myself if cheese stopped existing.

i want a gf to play project zomboid with me so we can prepare for the zombie apocalypse together as a couple

Null is a pooner and respects all pronouns

if I donate $.01 can I leave a comment calling them niggers?

There is no pain greater than being smarter than like 90% of your ethnicity and becoming aware of it.

It's called hustlin' CRACKAAAAA

As time goes on, I feel better and better about becoming a racist.
If only I could stop being attracted to women of different ethnicities, that would complete my transformation.

Ian slurps Hasan's cum out of Anisa's pussy on the advice of his therapist

Null is directly working against me and hates me.

jew on jew violence, indians most effected.

Thanks for the kick in the dick, I have it on VHS.

Devon is fat and not even trannies would have sex with him

Even if the evidence is scant, The man’s physiognomy instinctually makes me conclude that he wants to touch kids.

So he is a classical communist, and just like a good communist he died.

There's this neat site called KiwiFarms ran by an obsessed pissy autist and his harem of unpaid jannies. You should check it out, bro.

Just when you thought, you could hate the Jew in peace along come a Muslim!

I wish I could hit you from trapped behind this screen

TRANNY TRY NOT TO NAME THEMSELVES LILITH OR VIVIAN CHALLENGE *IMPOSSIBLE!*

This is the most A&N headline I've ever seen
Where the fuck do you guys even find this shit

Rest well fellow AnNigger. I'll keep tard vigil on night shift.

It's not often I get to feel smug for being Australian, but man.

Why aren't we teaching our children to dress up in leather and electrocute their balls? Sounds a lot like fascism if you ask me.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Am I giving a male vibe here?". Sir, you're giving a male concert, a male orchestra.. I don't know what else relates to a vibe but that too.

one's value as a human is inversely proportional to their reddit karma

I am now deeply offended by the shitty kerning on that shirt.

Honestly, I think the most concerning thing is that you're willing to take serious love life advice from kiwifarms users.

 

[Chromeo]

What's with this nigger's lips? Was he in there eating bees or something?

Sunlight privileges are for people who didn't go to college

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Shueisha presents: That time I was reincarnated as a nigger on public transit

 

[CaddestSlown]

You know it's a slow news day when there's real primo autism posting going on here

 

[Sawamura Simp]

I don't know who you are, why are you in spergatory ?

(Knife censored due to lack of license.)

god is dead and I killed him by accident

I want to laugh, but I also don't wanna go to Hell.

(i.e. you are like Destiny but without the dick sucking and pedophilia).

Spoiler: Black Bonus

I sure hope all the Black employees keep their jobs at Bungie because I AM BLACK!