Presidential Penis Speculation

[Asperchewy]

Warren G. Harding...... mount up.

 

[The Dude]

Clinton's is gnarled with horrible genital warts. Her husband Bill's is rather average and leans to the left.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Why was this featured this sounds super gay

Its Abraham Lincoln

 

[CWCissey]

Lincoln's was for scoring, but it was last 7 years ago

FDR's left testicle was the only one that worked.

William Henry Harrison could last for 30 days.

Andrew Jackson just had huge balls.

Obama was labelled biggest Presidential disappointment.

Clinton is always secreting pre-cum, hence his slick Willy.

Both Bushes were the hairiest.

 

[Furina]

Why was this featured this sounds super gay

Its Abraham Lincoln

Spoiler: I can believe it

 

[not william stenchever]

I am going to guess without evidence that Lincoln had a chode (i.e. length < girth)

 

[SugarSnot]

Video footage found of Trump's blumpf sighting Stormy Daniels under an ocean of make-up.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

FDR had the most massive dong he could do nothing with thanks to his infirmity. Every day he would curse God for the joke and wait until he could finally get his blue balls off by nuking two cities. Then he died just before the bomb was ready. Rekt.

jfk's was good enough for marilyn monroe so he has to be in the runninng for top presidential dicks.

she was always drugged out of her mind and probably couldn't even tell if it was in or who it was

 

[Garfieldchu]

Election 2020: Toad vs. Spanish Stink Ditch

 

[Raiken]

Could we tag every single mistress they had here and ask them?

 

[Red Hood]

Election 2020: Toad vs. Spanish Stink Ditch

:autism: theory:
Trump's dick is shaped like Toad. The Toad is a relative of the Frog. Therefore

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Lincoln's was the biggest. They call it the Lincoln Log for a reason. Second place is Lyndon Johnson; the clue is in the name.

Teddy Roosevelt had a fairly average member but you should have seen the size of his balls.

Jimmy Carter wasn't awfully well endowed. It was a bit like a peanut really.

JFK had a smaller dong than you would expect but he knew what to do with it and was grabbing them by the pussy long before that was a thing.

Nixon was extremely under endowed. There's a reason he coined the term "ratfucking."

Finally, Barack Obama's penis. Was fairly big, but didn't work. Hence his tendency to flip flop on all the important issues.

 

[OrsonZedd]

When Teddy Roosevelt masturbated, he spoke softly and carried a big stick,

 

[CWCissey]

Did McKinley keep shooting his load despite something that would prevent that being in the room at the time?

 

[Cake Farts]

Everybody’s talking about the basic thots and ignoring the fact Hoover fucked an entire nation once

 

[ForTheHoard]

Howard Taft's dick looked like a Skoal can.

 

[Terran Wraith]

George Washington is the original, all other presidents are just imitations.
He is on the 1 dollar bill for a reason. Numero uno.

 

[Inklings]

All politicians have tiny dicks in comparison to Hulk Hogan

Terry Bollea's on the other hand...

 

[Jaimas]

I have nothing to contribute about presidential penises, but I am going to suggest that Luke Plunkett clearly craves Trump's DRUMPF, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

How can this even be up to debate when we have the most scientifically accurate analyzing software at our disposal already?

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I used that same analyzer to compare the dicks of the last 4 presidents.

No wonder Monica Lewinsky gave Bubba a Blowie lol