Presidential Penis Speculation

[You Can't Sit With Us]

Why're you on Grindr

Cus im a horny fag, you doofus.

 

[CWCchange]

FDR had the most massive dong he could do nothing with thanks to his infirmity. Every day he would curse God for the joke and wait until he could finally get his blue balls off by nuking two cities. Then he died just before the bomb was ready. Rekt.

FDR's dick was substandard pubic works.

No wonder Monica Lewinsky gave Bubba a Blowie lol

Nah, Clinton had a needledick if it could be substituted with a cigar tube up Monica's cunt. Now if it was Chelsea Clinton's pogs container (after all, it was the 90s)...

 

[Ginger Piglet]

ah, Clinton had a needledick if it could be substituted with a cigar tube up Monica's cunt.

I thought it was the actual cigar itself?

FDR's dick was substandard pubic works.

Calvin Coolidge was a two stroke eddie. This is not speculation.