Presidential Penis Speculation

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Why're you on Grindr

he fag

 

[LazloChalos]

Jimmy Carter's was shaped like an elephant, legs and all, with a length of 5.3 inches and a girth of 1.6 inches.

His ejaculations were powdered and made a sad trombone sound.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Bet Donald has a larger pee pee than DSP.

 

[thismanlies]

I believe that Stormy Daniels' description of Donald Trump's penis is quite accurate. Through much scientific research, I believe she was describing the bulbus glandis, aka the knot. These biological structures were designed specifically to fuck bitches.

 

[Golly]

Taft had a micro peen.

 

[Htom Sirveaux]

Let's just say they didn't call Lincoln "The Old Rail Splitter" because of his skill with a hatchet.

 

[Jub-Jub]

How can this even be up to debate when we have the most scientifically accurate analyzing software at our disposal already?
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[Piga Dgrifm]

Dubya always ejaculates twice during sex, he refers to intercourse as an inside job.

Barack Obama’s penis size unfortunately comes from the white side of his family and not the black.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

It's on record that Lincoln's was four score and seven inches long.

We also know that the founding fathers were pretty good with theirs. They brought forth an entire nation, conceived in liberty. And they were all created equally long.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Old Tippacone fucked a ton of Native chicks, had a bunch of kids with his wife and gave no shits at all. Bet he's a number one contender. Not to mention a canoe is made from wood... hard wood.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Taft had a micro peen.

William Howard Taft's must've been a chode.

James Buchanan's penis never got anywhere near a woman, so your guesses are as good as mine.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Washington cut down that cherry tree with his magnum dong.

 

[Red Hood]

Millard FILLMORE. It's in the name.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Taft had a micro peen.

Despite what Chance Carmichael would have you believe, William Howard Taft was the actual inventor of 'fat pad fuckin'. He invented it while he was waiting to be freed from the bathtub he was stuck in.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Buchanan had the smallest of them all and was probably gay so he'd be on the receiving position.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Well according to this https://onlinedoctor.superdrug.com/std-us-eu/ Washington D.C. currently tops the charts for Syphilis, Chlamydia, and Gonorrhea. . .so if that was the case going back through history as well I'm going to guess: Gross looking, especially the ones from before antibiotics

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

It is a well known fact that George Washington had 4 nads and 30 dicks.

 

[Furina]

I can imagine Roosevelt having a pretty thick dick. He seems like the kind of guy who probably never thought twice about it before because it was just a fact of life. This is the most I've ever had to think about dicks but I think it's ok because Roosevelt was a badass.

 

[MG 620]

I changed my profile pic on Grindr to a picture of Trump, and this happened:

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Also, i literally got banned from Grindr for impersonation, because i had a Trump profile pic for a couple of hours.

Rude! They could have asked you to tweet something on Twitter as proof.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

jfk's was good enough for marilyn monroe so he has to be in the runninng for top presidential dicks.