💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Ho'boy, this is gunna be an interesting saga if she goes down this route.
 
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Ho'boy, this is gunna be an interesting saga if she goes down this route.
This is either going to be hilarious or incredible depressing, par of the course for Pixy I guess. I'm just a little optimistic there might be humorous shenanigans of her trying to skin walk as Mr. Grey. I do wish we could see her interactions with others as she fails to take on these personas, be that fly on the wall. After hearing about a irl person's recount of her trying to speak broken Japanese to her racially Chinese teacher and acting like her interpretation of a real life Japanese Anime girl I can only image the awkward hilarity.
 
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Ho'boy, this is gunna be an interesting saga if she goes down this route.

Are there any men (you will not HARM) who like 50 Shades of Repurposed Twilight Fanfiction? Seems like an awful female aimed book for this totarry real man to read. Especially given its origins. She really thinks she's Mr. Grey because she fantasizes about peeing on totally really college aged Kairi?
 
Going blind in one eye? Maybe she should wear an eyepatch and we get the Solid Pixy saga.
Anything would be better than the current belted troonery nonsense.
Pixy buys a package of diapers as another finger on the monkey’s paw curls up.
 
How feminine of her to flick her bean to 50 shades. She's like 15 years late. I hope she picks up acotar next.

You’d think Heated Rivalry would be up her alley. At least for the Asian guy.

Predicting a lot of “I am NOT an inner goddess!” from Pixy in the future if she actually cracks it open. Probably only checked it out because of the very manry tie on the cover.
 
Of all the books to check out from a public library, that's so gross. I mean, good for Pixy finally being smart with money I guess, but if she really must read this trash, this is like the one book where I wouldn't blame her for purchasing her own copy. Lmfao I bet the pages are all stuck together
 
Of all the books to check out from a public library, that's so gross. I mean, good for Pixy finally being smart with money I guess, but if she really must read this trash, this is like the one book where I wouldn't blame her for purchasing her own copy. Lmfao I bet the pages are all stuck together
Smart with money? She paid $9 to borrow a library book she likely could have bought at Goodwill for a dollar.
 
Smart with money? She paid $9 to borrow a library book she likely could have bought at Goodwill for a dollar.

I was under the impression she was paying already existing late fees to get her borrowing privileges back. Reading books from the library, even if she owed them $9, is a downright sensible leisure activity for a person who endlessly complains about being poor. Compared to eating at Japanese restaurants alone or buying piles of overpriced badly-fitting cosplay crap she'll promptly ruin, Pixy could be charged $9 at every library trip and it'd still be a step in the right direction.

Give me rainbows, because I'm sure it won't last long before Pixy throws a shitfit after getting "ma'am"ed and refuses to go back or gets banned for refusing to stop some other type of disruptive or inappropriate behavior. Even libraries that are basically de facto daycares for the homeless won't tolerate printing out pornographic manga or humping tables and vending machines.
 
Another dream, and this time a fishy one. In real life Vanitas' dad would never give him money to be a fish, but this was a dream and he could spend all week as a fish. Relaxation at last. Vanitas was fished-out with cool purple fins, dark red scales, and golden eyes. He swam out to Whatawormer and there was a girl in his usual spot. Light blue, young, and in obvious distress. She couldn't even swim upright. What a revolting slag. She smelled like a human "down there". Delicious.
Vanitas swam up, giggling frantically. "Hey slut, do you come here often? I'm pretty much HOOKED on this place!"
OMG! This is perfect. Just like how she writes.
 
she would have been a mother that makes the grandparents or other extended family raise the kids
I think we call those "niggers".

On-topic: her reproductive system is almost certainly ruined.

More terrifyingly: if some fool does climb onto the town bicycle and she somehow becomes pregnant, God help all...

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I translate Moon Runes for a living, and stuff like 雄っぱい doesn't really come up much in my work, but I like it!

Could even make it more ridiculous by spelling it as 雄っ杯..
 
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As of this post she's written three more chapters. Here's one of them where she and Kairi go hiking in the woods because Vanitas needs to lose weight. Remember that Vanitas is Pixy so he doesn't look like the skinny twink in KH. He looks like a fat, smelly woman wearing two binders and a packer. Yet still Kairi is hot for his knob. Pixy can't even just fantasize about being her skinwalk 100%. It's gotta be more like her in cosplay. It's so pathetic.

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Right off the bat there's two discrepancies about Kairi's weight. Like Pixy forgot she already wrote about it in the first paragraph.

she was 110-120 lbs and shorter than him

I seriously doubt Kairi is even 100lbs. And if she's shorter than Pixy in this fic then she's probably under five feet. I think this is why Pixy dumped Aqua for Kairi. Because she's much smaller and with Pixy's one dimensional thinking height=dominance.

She was 120-140 and he was probably 190, ashamedly.

So now she's 120-140? That's a 20 lb difference on a tiny frame. You're gonna notice that pretty quickly. Given Pixy's history of wearing things that do not fit it's understandable that she doesn't understand how weight works. She thinks she only needs to lose 20 lbs. At 170 and maybe 5'1" at best she's still a whale.

He had his Fitbit watch on his right hand and wore simple purple stretch pants and a casual white polo.

Sounds more like Karen's yoga outfit. There is nothing manly about this in any universe.
 
He had his Fitbit watch on his right hand and wore simple purple stretch pants and a casual white polo.

Again with the totally unnecessary description of clothes. Why do bad writers always focus on what their character is wearing as it matters?

As for the attempts at being sexy, Pixy once again proves she has no clue.

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