💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Dysnomia dijo:
And to this day I thank God that Pixy has no kids. She can't even be bothered to scoop litter without threatening to rehome her cat. She probably thinks her waifu would do all the work while she cosplays and stuff her face at Whataburger. Because she's the MAN and her ideas of gender roles are very black and white.
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Back when we were naïve enough to believe she could get better and redeem herself, she would have been a mother that makes the grandparents or other extended family raise the kids. She's too far gone now, though. I sincerely believe Pixy would be one of those mothers who kills her kids, either from incompetence at best, or actively murdering them at worst.

It's a relief her most fertile years are behind her and she's made herself so viscerally repulsive that no one would want to get intimate with her.
 
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God DAMN, she is exploding out of that suit. I'm amazed she can zip it closed at this point. I enjoy the irony of her gaining weight in her breasts so that they're harder to hide, and instead of either accepting that she's female or eating more vegetables to lose weight, she just calls them "pecs." Still can't pose like a man, still making a million excuses as to why cosplay still isn't complete. Having only a Hobby Lobby nearby is the lousiest excuse for not being able to make her own accessories when she can fucking order "better" supplies online. She'll never admit that's she's a stubborn, lazy retard who learned nothing in the 25 years she's been cosplaying.

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All her wrinkles are still visible even after she boosted the brightness, and so are her inbred Cajun witch nose and chin. Peak delusional. If she's not stuffing her face with fried carbs or writing stories about sexually abusing petite, white trash "college" students, she's eyefucking herself to cope with being a waste of space. Sarah will still think she should have gotten rich and famous off her looks when she's homeless, laying in an alleyway atop a heap of garbage and dying of sepsis in 10 or so years.
 
Phouquehead dijo:
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God DAMN, she is exploding out of that suit. I'm amazed she can zip it closed at this point. I enjoy the irony of her gaining weight in her breasts so that they're harder to hide, and instead of either accepting that she's female or eating more vegetables to lose weight, she just calls them "pecs." Still can't pose like a man, still making a million excuses as to why cosplay still isn't complete. Having only a Hobby Lobby nearby is the lousiest excuse for not being able to make her own accessories when she can fucking order "better" supplies online. She'll never admit that's she's a stubborn, lazy retard who learned nothing in the 25 years she's been cosplaying.

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All her wrinkles are still visible even after she boosted the brightness, and so are her inbred Cajun witch nose and chin. Peak delusional. If she's not stuffing her face with fried carbs or writing stories about sexually abusing petite, white trash "college" students, she's eyefucking herself to cope with being a waste of space. Sarah will still think she should have gotten rich and famous off her looks when she's homeless, laying in an alleyway atop a heap of garbage and dying of sepsis in 10 or so years.
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My alt account desperately wants to say, "in what world do you look 27? 47 is closer to the truth." But I don't cowtip and I don't want that account to get blocked. Lol
 
Phouquehead dijo:
God DAMN, she is exploding out of that suit.
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And yet she thinks she's only 20 lbs to her goal.

I kinda hopes she completes her cosplay. I want to see the hilariously miscolored wig. We can add that commissioned belt to the list of junk she's wasted money on while moaning about being poor.

Phouquehead dijo:
Sarah will still think she should have gotten rich and famous off her looks when she's homeless, laying in an alleyway atop a heap of garbage and dying of sepsis in 10 or so years.
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The weeaboo version of Sunset Boulevard.

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th dijo:
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I wonder who told her she needs Jesus. Also that cat remark is completely from left field.
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I'd like to know why telling someone you should believe in God makes them a sick fuck. She lives in the Bible Belt. She should be used to this sort of thing. No clue about the cat remark. She must have stopped taking her meds after those couple of days of near normalcy. Now she's a cat.


NationBaitin dijo:
My alt account desperately wants to say, "in what world do you look 27? 47 is closer to the truth." But I don't cowtip and I don't want that account to get blocked. Lol
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And a few posts from now she'll be whining about being old. It's all cope because she's obsessed with youth. Being obsessed with something as fleeting as youth is a total waste of time.
 
I hate the “free me” graffiti because it makes me think of the Jizzler breaking the surly bonds of Sarah‘s tummy. FWIW, Victoria is essentially a bedroom community/suburb of Houston. Sarah has no reason she can’t get the material for decent cosplay other than laziness and fear of the Black and Brown (money, but when has fiscal responsibility ever stopped her from shining).
 
Stinkyboy dijo:
That's also my first impression, BUT this is Pixy. Her dad might have told her to clean the litter box or something and said the word cat, which she glommed on to. We've seen her do this in real time in videos.
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Since this is a woman who has, in the past, thought she was being turned into a hamburger, a basketball and copic markers anyone's guess goes.

What's sad here is that there's a video on the archive of Pixy playing fetch with a half grown Suki. It's just depressing to see. Maybe Pixy should have taken her meds and did cat vlogging instead of bad cosplay. She'd get more views of a cat playing fetch than she would waddling around busting out of her Yuna cosplay back then.

She's gonna be stuck on these cosplay guest yumes forever. That's never going away even though the actual reality is that it's never ever going to happen.
 
Dysnomia dijo:
She posted some more previously unreleased pics. This was before she ruined the wig. As you can see she's got Debbie's gait belt on. Is that target symbol supposed to be the sun? It would go with the smoke and fire theme of the robe. Pixy's too dumb to get the reference to astrology though. And she looks 65 in the bottom middle pic. But still not masculine.
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This makes me think she's glomped onto the gait belt because it vaguely looks like a karate belt or kaku obi. I'd bet money when she first saw it she thought it was a karate belt and thought "perfect, this will show everyone I'm a tough manly MAN and NOT TO DISRESPECT ME" and when she finished digging it out of the hoard and saw what it actually was said "well close enough".
Phouquehead dijo:
God DAMN, she is exploding out of that suit.
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I can't believe KH finally ran out of Disney worlds to visit and had to resort to sending fat Vanitas to the Barrio. The "transport a stolen car to the drug-front vintage garage" side quest should draw in the GTA crowd though.
 
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