💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[burntgrilledcheese]

More whining and whinging from Pixy.

(*spoiler goes here*)
The kanji is for orchid.
Her chili looks like shit and she's in Texas. There's no beans in Texas chili.
She's in the US. Guys give women chocolate on Valentines not the other way around. And even if she got it in Japan it would be giri-choco or "obligation chocolate". Basically the cheap mass produced stuff. You give more expensive stuff to superiors, cheap stuff to everybody else and something home made to the special man in your life. Now I bet you she's not going to complain next month about not having anybody to give stuff to on "White Day" where the roles are reversed.
(*End of spoilers*)

And the less said about the painting the better.

Also, on a purely unconnected level, since the changeover I'm unable to do anything but give a "thumbs up" like to anything. And it goes to another page to ask if I really want to do so. Seems weird. Also the spoiler function doesn't work.

EDIT: formatting

There are beans in Texas chili, as there's more than one standard for chili here, and you'd be hard pressed to find a group of Texans with the same definition, but her chili attempt is criminal nonetheless. And I love how she state she made it all by herself WITH Dad's help. May she never make sense, amen.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I bet it was better than Kailyns chili.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I bet it was better than Kailyns chili.

I gotta be honest, Kailyn's looked far more edible. If Pixy faithfully followed her dad's recipe and that shit was the intended result, then it's no fucking wonder she prefers to live on Whataburger and avoids eating at home. It's also possible that his actual recipe is fine, but Pixy has an incredibly autistic palate and he adapted it here to suit her preferences so she'd actually eat it. I say this because I'm recalling her posting a "dinner" she made once that was just a few whole hard boiled eggs over plain pasta - maybe she only likes food if it's dry, gross, and absolutely devoid of any clashing textures or ingredients that might provide additional flavor whatsoever.

 

[Levi]

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That has to be the most unfortunate chili ever made by a Texan that I've seen yet.

 

[Breadbear]

Annie ain't looking okay there

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There are beans in Texas chili, as there's more than one standard for chili here, and you'd be hard pressed to find a group of Texans with the same definition, but her chili attempt is criminal nonetheless. And I love how she state she made it all by herself WITH Dad's help. May she never make sense, amen.

I've always head that Texas chili had no beans and purists insist that it's just meat and chili peppers along with spices and masa to thicken it up.

Either way it still looks like shit.

 

[Vampirella]

So I skimmed this and didn't know it was chili. I thought it was from some frozen slop meal that she was eating. Texas Chili can have beans in it like @burntgrilledcheese said. My personal recipe uses either left over pinto beans if I made any or black beans. If that's her idea of chili I'm taking away her Texan card. I'd rather eat canned chili then whatever she has on her plate.

Anyway if you want a quick history on Texas Chili...

 

[Phouquehead]

It's also possible that his actual recipe is fine, but Pixy has an incredibly autistic palate and he adapted it here to suit her preferences so she'd actually eat it. I say this because I'm recalling her posting a "dinner" she made once that was just a few whole hard boiled eggs over plain pasta - maybe she only likes food if it's dry, gross, and absolutely devoid of any clashing textures or ingredients that might provide additional flavor whatsoever.

Her Google reviews also hint at her being picky/autistic about food but not to the extent that she eats blandly on a regular basis.





I think she makes and photographs meals like the plain pasta with a hard boiled egg, or that plain baked/microwaved potato with ham, to illicit pity. "Woe is me, I can't cook because my evil parents never taught me and I'm too poor to eat out tonight. Please feel sorry me and buy my mom's unused shampoo so I can eat enchiladas and ice cream before I die from sadness." None of this really explains why her chili looks so dry and bland though. Just that she prefers sugary, starchy, cheesy food that other people make for her.

Spoiler: Fresh Google Reviews bullshit from Sarah

Apparently she got another piercing and is bothering a different salon to maintain her terrible haircut.




Plenty of lolcows have poor opsec, but I feel dirty knowing the businesses in this shopping center inspire her sex fics.

Wonder if that Dollar Tree is where she had to clean toilets before she quit after a week because of her hurty foot.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So I skimmed this and didn't know it was chili. I thought it was from some frozen slop meal that she was eating. Texas Chili can have beans in it like @burntgrilledcheese said. My personal recipe uses either left over pinto beans if I made any or black beans. If that's her idea of chili I'm taking away her Texan card. I'd rather eat canned chili then whatever she has on her plate.

Anyway if you want a quick history on Texas Chili...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vM6nkG4vP0Q

Interesting. It's just everything I've read on the subject said that Texas Chili had no beans. Granted I've been to Texas twice in my life and never ordered chili so what do I know?

I think she makes and photographs meals like the plain pasta with a hard boiled egg, or that plain baked/microwaved potato with ham, to illicit pity. "Woe is me, I can't cook because my evil parents never taught me and I'm too poor to eat out tonight. Please feel sorry me and buy my mom's unused shampoo so I can eat enchiladas and ice cream before I die from sadness." None of this really explains why her chili looks so dry and bland though. Just that she prefers sugary, starchy, cheesy food that other people make for her.

Pixy has the mind and palate of a child. Expecting her to be a complete human being is a waste of time and effort.

 

[athousandrustynails]

Eating off a frisbee again. Does papa gilbeaux not trust her with the fine china?

 

[Vampirella]

I'm sorry, she goes back to the piercing shop to have it checked if it's healing well every month or so? You don't need to do that, and I don't remember it being more then about 2 months for a piercing to heal if you clean it well.

Eating off a frisbee again. Does papa gilbeaux not trust her with the fine china?

It reminds me of the plastic plates that toddlers use. Why would they have that.

Interesting. It's just everything I've read on the subject said that Texas Chili had no beans. Granted I've been to Texas twice in my life and never ordered chili so what do I know?

All this talk about chili with bean or no beans reminded me of a song from a silly little movie called Frostbiter Wrath of the Wendigo.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It reminds me of the plastic plates that toddlers use. Why would they have that.

They have it because of Pixy. I mean DUH!

 

[Shay Van Buren]

I'm sorry, she goes back to the piercing shop to have it checked if it's healing well every month or so? You don't need to do that, and I don't remember it being more then about 2 months for a piercing to heal if you clean it well.

Pixy is retarded, so she probably assumes she has to keep going back, or she's going there just to try and bug the female staff since they were "so nice"

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

If only she had post a video of her eating the chili, we could have had a Kai vs Pixy vs The Guntess eat off to decide who's feeder fetish content was the most viscerally disgusting!

 

[Dysnomia]

There are beans in Texas chili, as there's more than one standard for chili here, and you'd be hard pressed to find a group of Texans with the same definition, but her chili attempt is criminal nonetheless. And I love how she state she made it all by herself WITH Dad's help. May she never make sense, amen.

I think Pixy is taking her pills for now. She fixed her car and she made chili all by herself (with dad's help!). She seems a bit more stable than usual. We all know it won't last.

Looking good?
Since when is Michael Jackson a red haired woman?

No one's gonna buy this. But I think it actually would look better with the black bars. Takes the attention away from the random red and blue shapes and the terrible face.

And why is she always going "ugh"? It's like her version of a stress sigh I guess.

"Try AI"
"But it's not the kanji for Ai"

What's AI? Is she really that dum-
You know what? She is. What am I saying.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Eating off a frisbee again. Does papa gilbeaux not trust her with the fine china?

She’d probably try to list the Correl Wear on FB Marketplace.

 

[Dysnomia]

Wonder if that Dollar Tree is where she had to clean toilets before she quit after a week because of her hurty foot.

In one of her fics she takes Aqua or Kairi (it's a blur now) to the Dollar Tree bathroom and pees on her. So I guess that place literally pissed her off.

You can tell she's never had to worry about food a day in her life because she's nitpicking so much. She cries about being poor because she can't buy more cosplay. Not because she can't get necessities. And now she's got a new piercing. But she's poor and please buy this painting of Michael Jackson cosplaying as a naked Ginger from Gilligan's Island.

Pixy is retarded, so she probably assumes she has to keep going back, or she's going there just to try and bug the female staff since they were "so nice"

I seriously hope she isn't trying to "flirt" with them. They probably just think she's a sped and feel bad for her.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

It's so teenage how she immediately defaults into turbobitch mode every time something unexpected or unwelcome happens. Probably her worst trait.

 

[Dysnomia]

It's so teenage how she immediately defaults into turbobitch mode every time something unexpected or unwelcome happens. Probably her worst trait.

It's something she probably inherited from Debbie. You can see it in the way she treats Kairi in her fics. Constantly nitpicking her behavior, table manners, hygiene ect...

 

[NationBaitin]

Ok Jan...

After having seen this fat hag in public in the past week, she needs to lose about 140# to be in a healthy weight range.