💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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This makes me think she's glomped onto the gait belt because it vaguely looks like a karate belt or kaku obi. I'd bet money when she first saw it she thought it was a karate belt and thought "perfect, this will show everyone I'm a tough manly MAN and NOT TO DISRESPECT ME" and when she finished digging it out of the hoard and saw what it actually was said "well close enough".
It's still a white belt. Not really that impressive.

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So Sarah is a cunt because she doesn't have a flat chest, not because she's genuinely an unpleasant individual.
Can't get a flat chest because she's a woman. Or here's an idea. Save up her money and get her tiddies yeeted. But that's silly. All her money goes towards cosplay shit.

Come to think of it, didn't she want a smaller chest back in her kawaii idoru days? It's not dysphoria, she just wants to be skinny.
Yeah but now she wants them totally gone.

Before she was an "oppai" monster or "breast" monster. Now she's a man and men don't have boobs. Even though she's now calling them her manboobs / pecs.

You hear that, Dad? If you don't like my attitude, take out a reverse mortgage so I can remove the hated mounds and unleash the jizzler!
That would be funny if he did. Then he dies and Pixy is now out on the streets because that reverse mortgage needs to be paid NOW!
 
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I'm in awe of how much stretch her Vanitrash suit has. And of Sarah thinking this was a good pose to photograph in the first place.

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So Sarah is a cunt because she doesn't have a flat chest, not because she's genuinely an unpleasant individual.
I'm sure her therapist loves hearing her blame her behavioral problems on having breasts. Although if he's pozzed, he might see that as ~valid~ sign of dysphoria and not Sarah just parroting shit she read online about trannyism. She doesn't want to take responsibility for anything including her own personality. If she got a call one day telling her she won a free mastectomy, she wouldn't go through with it. She knows she won't be able to handle getting carved up. It took her over a year to recover from getting her heel bone shaved down by a millimeter or whatever the fuck they did to treat her heel spur. It's also funny how she words these posts like she wants her tits to magically disappear overnight instead of needing to be surgically removed (or putting in the effort to lose weight so they shrank naturally). Why not wish to magically become fully male too? Oh wait, because she doesn't actually want to be a man. If she did, she would have figured out how to medically transition either on daddy's or the government's dime by now. She just likes the persecution complex that comes with being a person of gender.
 
Come to think of it, manboobs/pecs are also called oppai (雄っぱい instead of おっぱい).
You think Pixy actually knows Japanese? This is the woman who liked to say, "I'm not yaoi" when trying to say, "I'm not gay" as in a male homosexual. Yaoi can't be used in that context. She could have said "gei" as that's a Japanese loan word for homosexuals. Or she could have been proper and said, "douseiai-sha".

But then I'm not hip with Japanese slang and always called pecs, "munekin" so what the hell do I know?
 
The way she complains about "being sheltered" makes me think maybe Debbie forbade Sarah from doing things like cooking and car maintenance for herself for some deranged reason, but that's giving Sarah too much credit. This bitch really went 20 years without doing much of anything for herself except driving
I think that in these really dysfunctional families, it's almost impossible for outsiders like you or I to really understand the exact dynamics of what happens within their homes. I think that the Guilbeaux family is a very bizarre one and unhealthy relationship dynamics abounded in ways that aggravated Sarah's mental conditions.

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So Sarah is a cunt because she doesn't have a flat chest, not because she's genuinely an unpleasant individual.
I haven't used FB since the early 2010s, but I find it so comical that she'll post like the most mundane 'FB Mum' memes in between her freak out posts. How does someone go from celebrating cheesecake in one post to lamenting the state of their bosom in the next? It makes me laugh.
 
I'm in awe of how much stretch her Vanitrash suit has. And of Sarah thinking this was a good pose to photograph in the first place.

Just because it stretches doesn't mean it fits, Sarah. This is just "If it zips it fits" all over again. She looks like a cruise liner in this thing.

Never mind the terrible expression on her face, why is she stretching the suit in the first place? Is this supposed to make her boobs look smaller or show us all that she lost weight? And her badly spiked hair is starting to take on "I need to speak to the manager" Karen vibes. It doesn't look like any sort of masculine style I'm familiar with.
 
So I don't know much about fish and looked up bettas. They're freshwater fish. They don't jump out of the water to have hot fishsex either. What is that jutting out of the water? Is it supposed to be coral? Or did she read that article about Lover's Arch collapsing in Italy and was inspired to draw this half dead looking coral thingy? The world may never know.

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Here's some bonus betta facts. Dad takes care of the kids. Depending on the breed mom either swims away or does the manry duty of guarding the area while dad broods the eggs, which he keeps in his mouth and spits out when they hatch. So he's technically "pregnant" just like a male seahorse.
 
So I don't know much about fish and looked up bettas. They're freshwater fish. They don't jump out of the water to have hot fishsex either. What is that jutting out of the water? Is it supposed to be coral? Or did she read that article about Lover's Arch collapsing in Italy and was inspired to draw this half dead looking coral thingy? The world may never know.

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Here's some bonus betta facts. Dad takes care of the kids. Depending on the breed mom either swims away or does the manry duty of guarding the area while dad broods the eggs, which he keeps in his mouth and spits out when they hatch. So he's technically "pregnant" just like a male seahorse.
So... she's now a fish?

I guess that explains the smell.
 
Wouldn't those fish be unable to mate- or do anything- that high above the sea? Also, is she implying that she's willing to force herself on a woman?

Well being that bettas are freshwater fish they'd die in the sea anyway. Might as well get one last shag in beforehand.

She didn't even research the fish she was painting. I think she just wanted to paint a fish that had Vanitas colors and was all edgy and cool because they straight up murder each other. I hope she doesn't get a betta. The poor thing would end up rotting in a dirty bowl for weeks before Pixy even realised that smell was a dead fish and not her snatch.
 
So... she's now a fish?
Another dream, and this time a fishy one. In real life Vanitas' dad would never give him money to be a fish, but this was a dream and he could spend all week as a fish. Relaxation at last. Vanitas was fished-out with cool purple fins, dark red scales, and golden eyes. He swam out to Whatawormer and there was a girl in his usual spot. Light blue, young, and in obvious distress. She couldn't even swim upright. What a revolting slag. She smelled like a human "down there". Delicious.
Vanitas swam up, giggling frantically. "Hey slut, do you come here often? I'm pretty much HOOKED on this place!"
 
Another dream, and this time a fishy one. In real life Vanitas' dad would never give him money to be a fish, but this was a dream and he could spend all week as a fish. Relaxation at last. Vanitas was fished-out with cool purple fins, dark red scales, and golden eyes. He swam out to Whatawormer and there was a girl in his usual spot. Light blue, young, and in obvious distress. She couldn't even swim upright. What a revolting slag. She smelled like a human "down there". Delicious.
Vanitas swam up, giggling frantically. "Hey slut, do you come here often? I'm pretty much HOOKED on this place!"
Omfg she did paint a Vanitas fish
 
Another dream, and this time a fishy one. In real life Vanitas' dad would never give him money to be a fish, but this was a dream and he could spend all week as a fish. Relaxation at last. Vanitas was fished-out with cool purple fins, dark red scales, and golden eyes. He swam out to Whatawormer and there was a girl in his usual spot. Light blue, young, and in obvious distress. She couldn't even swim upright. What a revolting slag. She smelled like a human "down there". Delicious.
Vanitas swam up, giggling frantically. "Hey slut, do you come here often? I'm pretty much HOOKED on this place!"
Okay, this made me legitimately cackle.
 
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