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💥 TrainwreckPixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy
More tism faces. Why would anyone take so many pics of a blank stare? I miss the days of her awkward constipation faces. At least she was trying. What on Earth is she conveying here? And that ratty stole. She mentioned before that she dyed it purple like with the wig she ruined. It looks like purple dyed roadkill. Yeah. Vanitas would totally wear that.
Ironically, Japan is cheap especially for food. Sarah would kill herself though once she saw the multiple lines of thin, attractive Japanese girls lined up in orderly queues waiting to take pictures in front of attractions. Brushing eyebrows, fixing their hair and styling their outfits.
Especially right now with the valentine spots and outfits. Even the gothic lolita women are out.
If she feels old and fat now…
But for how much she bitches about money, and how much she spends on junk, she could easily afford a plane ticket and a hotel and tons of food.
She could probably stay a month in Japan seeing all the tourists sites for under US$5000, including the round-trip airfare. After so many years of pining and yearning, you'd think she'd just open up a credit card and max it out on her dream trip, but alas.
In psychoanalytic terms: we don't really desire what we think we desire. Humans are more captivated by the feeling of desire itself than they are by the object of their desire. PT doesn't really want to tour Japan, she desires the experience of wanting to go to Japan. That's what she enjoys, and she enjoys it much more than she would enjoy an actual trip there, because the trip would ruin it.
Ironically, Japan is cheap especially for food. Sarah would kill herself though once she saw the multiple lines of thin, attractive Japanese girls lined up in orderly queues waiting to take pictures in front of attractions. Brushing eyebrows, fixing their hair and styling their outfits.
Especially right now with the valentine spots and outfits. Even the gothic lolita women are out.
If she feels old and fat now…
But for how much she bitches about money, and how much she spends on junk, she could easily afford a plane ticket and a hotel and tons of food.
Considering she gets her idea of "manliness" from anime and video games... maybe that's it? She chooses what she wants to be seen as. A bishy softboi who is also in control so she can ladle out the humiliation and stuff that she endured.
She could probably stay a month in Japan seeing all the tourists sites for under US$5000, including the round-trip airfare. After so many years of pining and yearning, you'd think she'd just open up a credit card and max it out on her dream trip, but alas.
In psychoanalytic terms: we don't really desire what we think we desire. Humans are more captivated by the feeling of desire itself than they are by the object of their desire. PT doesn't really want to tour Japan, she desires the experience of wanting to go to Japan. That's what she enjoys, and she enjoys it much more than she would enjoy an actual trip there, because the trip would ruin it.
She was offered a trip to Japan years ago when she was heavily into her weeb phase and was totally half-Japanese but she didn't want to because she was "too old". I think she was almost 30 at that time.
In other words Pixy doesn't want real Japan. She wants the fantasy land she's made in her mind.
If Sarah ever made it to Japan, she'd immediately suffer the opposite of Paris Syndrome. The reality of Japan verses her long-held delusions about the country would snap whatever tenuous sanity remains.
She could probably stay a month in Japan seeing all the tourists sites for under US$5000, including the round-trip airfare. After so many years of pining and yearning, you'd think she'd just open up a credit card and max it out on her dream trip, but alas.
In psychoanalytic terms: we don't really desire what we think we desire. Humans are more captivated by the feeling of desire itself than they are by the object of their desire. PT doesn't really want to tour Japan, she desires the experience of wanting to go to Japan. That's what she enjoys, and she enjoys it much more than she would enjoy an actual trip there, because the trip would ruin it.
She's wasted thousands on stupid things just in the past few years. Cosplay, fast food, Starbucks, all those hotel trips to get away from her mean old parents, hideous Dollar Tree Prince style clothing, the piercing that she had to pay for twice since it came out, the retarded barf tattoo, all those autistic keychains, the wig she ruined, the dye she ruined it with ect... The list goes on. And that's just the stuff we know about.
Pixy has a cycle of: WAAHH! I'm Poor/Dad gives her money/she gets a new credit card/she blows everything on retarded crap/WAAHH! I'm poor! Lather rinse repeat for eternity or until Papa Guilbeaux goes to his reward.
This is why she will never go to Japan. That and in the back of her mind she knows it's not just like her animes.
Considering she gets her idea of "manliness" from anime and video games... maybe that's it? She chooses what she wants to be seen as. A bishy softboi who is also in control so she can ladle out the humiliation and stuff that she endured.
Judging from what we've seen of her fuck buddies there weren't any heartthrobs in the mix. Kris looked like a goblin that lives under the sink and James looked like the purveyor of his very own trailer park meth lab. No wonder she idealizes the bishy look.
Since I'm currently playing Birth By Sleep I took a look at Aqua's hair in various lighting and so far there isn't a single area where it looks sea green. Pixy often calls it sea green in her piss fics. But it's very blue. I'm also thoroughly disgusted by her characterization of Aqua. Yes I know she was a stand-in for Pixy's gross sexcapades and she never even played the game. But it definitely doesn't fit her personality in the slightest. Not even close. It's just nasty. I keep thinking of Pixy every time I play. There's this part in Radiant Garden with all these fountains and...
I noticed similar sentiments when I went back digging through this thread and the older one for stuff on her relatives, along with several people swearing up and down she could not possibly troon out! It's so hard to accurately predict and guess where these cows will wind up in 5+ years, other than still being cows.
I noticed similar sentiments when I went back digging through this thread and the older one for stuff on her relatives, along with several people swearing up and down she could not possibly troon out! It's so hard to accurately predict and guess where these cows will wind up in 5+ years, other than still being cows.
Alright, I'll make a prediction. If I turn out to be correct, donate to the Farms in my honour:
Within five years, Pixy will be either dead or seriously ill as a direct result of actively ignoring her gynecological health. Probably cervical cancer.
Pixy really needs mental help, and she isn't going to get it unless she hurts someone.
She's tired of being old and ugly and poor. Also, her car has brake problems. Real men fix their own cars. I bet she can't even change a tire.
Some schizo salad about cutting off her finger and getting a red and black band. Like anybody would marry this sorry lump.
The First Friday people hurt her feefees by telling her "No". I wonder if word got around about her LARP debacle and no one wants her tard raging and possibly damaging people's art in the process.
I love how she's showing her broken blood vessel with those stupid contacts still in her eyes. A normal person would immediately remove the contacts. Not Pixy. She must skinwalk.
I've seen some impressive popped blood vessels but they will heal up on their own after a few days. Ideally you don't constantly fuck with it, I don't imagine dirty contact lenses will help healing at all. I'm here for the MY EYE HURTS IM DYING saga!
Of course she can't change a tire or top up her brake fluid. Hell she'd complain the moment she had to put washer fluid in.
Real men change their own oil, know how to replace a tire and do basic maintenance. A quick tutorial on the internet could even show her step by step what to do.
Of course the wedding band has to be red and black. Even in this she has to channel her inner Vanitas. But I'm guessing she wants to cut off her finger so the rape ghost can't force a ring on her.
I love how she's showing her broken blood vessel with those stupid contacts still in her eyes. A normal person would immediately remove the contacts. Not Pixy. She must skinwalk.
She could have gotten that without the contacts. But a broken blood vessel like that isn't a big deal. It'll clear up in a week or so. Of course she needs to freak out over it like everything else.
The First Friday people hurt her feefees by telling her "No". I wonder if word got around about her LARP debacle and no one wants her tard raging and possibly damaging people's art in the process.
I love how she's showing her broken blood vessel with those stupid contacts still in her eyes. A normal person would immediately remove the contacts. Not Pixy. She must skinwalk.
It is certainly more fun to be young, beautiful, and rich, but this word of hers stuck out to me: "...still..."
Still old, and ugly, and wrinkled.
Lady, aging sucks; I know. I'm a guy, and beginning to wish I'd used more sunscreen over the last ten years, considering how much time I spend outside when I'm not shitposting here. These days, I watch my diet, drink less (not now, though; screw winter right in the ear; I get why Russians drink so much and hate absolutely everything, including themselves), I moisturise after every shower — fuck, I even use retinol-infused oil at night.
No, I'm not a fag, but if I take care of myself, and shave off the Reddit beard, I look twenty years younger, literally.
Aging never goes backwards, Pixy, my man lady. You can either lean into the older, dignified man/woman thing, or be an awkward, unfuckable gender-blob. I'm never going to look like Anthony Kiedis in his prime again (I totally did), but I can rock the dignified-professor look fairly well.
On-topic, 'cause I caught my first thread-ban the other day for off-topic sperging:
She still — and I mean this — is not a lost cause: she has a teaching degree, and she could easily use that to get a job in majikaru nippon teaching English. It wouldn't be the greatest gig — at least at first — given her age, empty-and-when-not-empty-weird résumé, but it would get her to Moonland, give her a good purpose, provide a very good middle-class (for Japan) income, and most importantly: keep her out of trouble. Hell, it would probably even introduce her to other, lonely, male weebs whom might want to "oil her bike chain".
Ew, I just made myself queasy...
I know, I know... she is far too mentally-ill to manage that sort of thing, as even moving across the city is tough, while moving across the world to a very different nation and culture is intimidating to the best of us. I spent the latter half of my adult life in Weebtopia, speak, read and write Jap very well, possess some rare and attention-attracting qualifications, and even for me, it's hard. Ageism is a Thing.
(sigh) She isn't lost; she just badly needs someone to bodily kidnap her, and throw her into a eikaiwa school; I really do think she'd thrive there; she simply hasn't the strength to do it herself.
And she really needs to knock off the stomach-penis crap. That really jostles my jizzler.
And keep her away from the damned animus and maid outfits. The weeb-to-pooner pipeline is real. (I personally know two(!) IRL, and this Lord Of Shit is pretty antisocial).
Anyway, I'll take my gay-ass rainbows, now...
*Editted for spelling, 'cause retarded and drunk**
**mostly retarded
She still — and I mean this — is not a lost cause: she has a teaching degree, and she could easily use that to get a job in majikaru nippon teaching English.
She has a BA in English, and has done nothing with it for almost 20 years. The closest she got to any education work was being a paraprofessional for like a week or two before she got fired for dressing like a spaz-whore (and likely being a useless moron). She can't even hold a basic customer service job because she hates being told what to do and helping others in any way. She would be a horrendous teacher for any type of student: Japanese people learning English, children, teens, even fellow speds. So she is never teaching English anywhere, let alone Japan. Bitch can barely write proper sentences nowadays anyway.
The problem with her Japan dreams is she wants to live there AND wants to be ethnically Japanese, and since the latter is untrue and the former is extremely difficult under her own self-sabotaged circumstances, she can't just settle for a cheap week-long stay at whatever city or attraction she can manage. Everything has to be exactly like the dumb fantasies in her head or she won't accept it at all. She also knows that people there won't see her as an idol. They won't even see her as a regular ol' white American either, because she's a freak right in her own hometown. She wants to be worshipped for being a belligerent slob, and since that will never happen, she'd rather just cry about everything 24/7 instead of ever working towards a goal.
Her whining about aging is how she whines about everything else: she just wants to whine about something and do literally nothing to improve what she can. She can't even live with her own natural eye color, which is even more insane than wanting to be a man or be Japanese, and that's the real reason she wears colored contacts all the time. I'm surprised she didn't blame the burst blood vessel on how much she cries every day. Who the hell says "they hurt me and I'm crying" after they get denied entry to some artsy fartsy event? Sarah wants to be a coddled little child more than a man, or an adult at all for that matter, and she wonders why she'll never nab an IRL Kairi for a wife.
The First Friday people hurt her feefees by telling her "No". I wonder if word got around about her LARP debacle and no one wants her tard raging and possibly damaging people's art in the process.
I love how she's showing her broken blood vessel with those stupid contacts still in her eyes. A normal person would immediately remove the contacts. Not Pixy. She must skinwalk.
Going blind in one eye? Maybe she should wear an eyepatch and we get the Solid Pixy saga.
Anything would be better than the current belted troonery nonsense.
She has a BA in English, and has done nothing with it for almost 20 years. The closest she got to any education work was being a paraprofessional for like a week or two before she got fired for dressing like a spaz-whore (and likely being a useless moron).
I know! The BA in English would easily get her in, even considering her age and lack of practical experience. It's the spaz-whore (and likely being a useless moron) bit which would tank her within a week, and trust me: the standards for eikaiwa teachers are not high. Several of the people I worked with were utter fuck-ups, and not even the entertaining kind which we document here.
Here, the standards:
1. Don't smell bad (insta-Pixy fail, right there)
2. Don't be too weird or weeby (see above)
3. Don't creep on your kids (I am trying to be nice, but she'd likely do something inappropriate with one of the young males)
4. Show up on time on do your damned job (Pixy's near-daily crises make this a problem, too)
Why am I feeling like a defence-attorney whom just did the prosecutor's job for him?
