OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

As long as no one tells them what our one weakness is, we can make them do whatever we want.

Wait, I shouldn't have mentioned that we have a weakness...
And I CERTAINLY shouldn't have said it out loud!
It's too hot today.
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Finally caught up! I don't think I could begin to understand the tuba shit (heh), and I've been exposed to some pretty weird shit on the web growing up.

KIWI
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You get a lot of leftoids who will have a realistic panic attack (that didn't have to go so hard) when they get reminded of Trump existing enjoying content where people regularly call things gay. They invented the term "dark woke" as a coping mechanism, since actually enjoying something made by a chud is verboten in their sphere. It's an impressive cognitive dissonance on display, and kind of sad that ideology has reached the point that people have to lie to themselves about because they enjoy content by people like Oney who probably aren't even that right wing, but definitely not into the lefty shit.
never heard of "dark woke" but it's an incredibly funny term.

Throwing in my two cents always thought that most of the current Oneyplays cast is "apolitical". They're not here to validate anyone's politically opinions since they just play games, draw and goof around with stuff. It's kind of strange how some of the fandom are the very chronically on twitter types that think they are edgy.
 
Can I get a run-down of this. I've been seeing people referencing it on Twitter.
-DingDong got upset that Walt the Jr² uploaded a 40 minuet clip from one of his streams and saying that it's taken out of context (it's not)
-He proceeded to stream for over 24 hours trying to be the victim
-Seems like the majority of people aren't siding with DD&J
 
People still seething in the offstream chat.
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I still can't get over the fact that people posting about their e-daddies on an entirely different website was interpreted as "being raided".
"Its why theyre the sort to argue about genshin impact character being problematic" you're the niggers who'd get upset about that, they could make the blackest characters with the reddest lips and I'd laugh my ass off, while you'd send death threats and "boycott" the franchise by playing it 10 hours a day, instead of 20 hours.
 
I almost envy you for the journey you're about to go on.
I don’t think I’m even halfway through and I can’t believe half the shit I’m reading. He suddenly reveals Chris tormented them during OneyStays? The Dustborn thumbnails are malicious right-wing propaganda? Smiling Friends has conservative dog whistles because Zach is secretly a Trumper? I’m used to Ding Dong sperging out but this is some next level faggotry.
 
never heard of "dark woke" but it's an incredibly funny term.

Throwing in my two cents always thought that most of the current Oneyplays cast is "apolitical". They're not here to validate anyone's politically opinions since they just play games, draw and goof around with stuff. It's kind of strange how some of the fandom are the very chronically on twitter types that think they are edgy.
I always assumed they were anything from center left to actual left, but they were in the same mindset as something like cumtown, not leting that shit get ahead of telling an actual joke
 
Sucks for Chris tbh. Imagine finding out you're friends didn't like hanging out with you from a crash out stream. The best response for everyone would be if he didn't acknowledge it (what's worth acknowledging?) but I doubt either Ding Dong nor Julian would realize that's the best outcome.
Unrelated to the 100+ new pages, this is my prediction for Corys next goon game that might make it to the channel, Angel Essence, which plays similar to Psuedoregalia. Suprised Korn Kidz never got a playthrough since he talked about that game as well.

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I really do hope Chris takes the smart route, and just cuts these guys out of his life. They're trying to get you wrapped up in decade old bullshit because they're obsessed with it. It really isn't worth it to interact with them anymore.
That's the thing, Chris HAS cut ties with these guys. DD is talking about Chris visiting their house FIVE YEARS AGO. They haven't been professionally involved since then, and I don't think they've spoken in public that anyone has ever seen.

I still can't fucking believe DD just straight up admitted to spying on Chris while he was in the bathroom. How fucked up do you have to be to do something like that? DD said he listened in hard enough that he could hear Chris's voice over the fan. Then he justified it by saying that Chris turned the fan on to hide what he was doing. Dude's fucking deranged.

Chris is lucky he's not a fucking skin suit right now.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t5ROsmk2R1USomeone uploaded a part of the stream from Thursday. I'll archive it when I get the chance.

*edit here's the archive of it
The Macaroni Incident (7/21/2026)
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The 40 minute vide he just sounds bitter and paranoid. But in this they both sound like deranged lolcows who think everyone is out to get them. They think people want them to be murdered because they left Oneyplays and dared ever say anything about Chris that was negative.
 
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Man I just got to the part where julian comes on and is like "If you think dingdong is angry I'm actually like 500X more angry, it made me lose my faith in humanity and I'm completely full of rage". What a fucking freak.
I remember him saying the same shit years ago when DD first talked about Dream Daddy on his stream, he's literally the meme of the quiet kid that thinks he's tough shit when he's angry but only knows how to seethe impotently in reality.
I'm sorry, but how the fuck is it humanly possible for someone to get their cock hard from a tuba?
You need to pack that bad boy full of excrement or vore a frog playing the tuba to get a hard-on, I thought everyone knew this?
 
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