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I'm sorry, but how the fuck is it humanly possible for someone to get their cock hard from a tuba?
Even by retard lolcow standards, that's one of the most absurd fetishes I've ever heard. It's a brass instrument, how does that get your shaft torqued up?
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I'm sorry, but how the fuck is it humanly possible for someone to get their cock hard from a tuba?
Even by retard lolcow standards, that's one of the most absurd fetishes I've ever heard. It's a brass instrument, how does that get your shaft torqued up?
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Look at that fucking sexy piece of brass. Wouldn't you have a rock hard boner looking at that? :tomgirl:
 
He’s probably not gonna stream ever again. Now he’ll have to work on his game, because what else is he gonna do? DD… I thought moving was gonna help you finish your game… it’s been more than half a decade…
He’s sworn off streaming before, even tried deleting fucking everything. He’s going to keep streaming so long as he needs to eat.
 
I still can't get over the fact that people posting about their e-daddies on an entirely different website was interpreted as "being raided".
To be fair he had 262 viewers today, that's twenty times more viewers than he usually has, so I can understand their paranoia :story:
 
I saw the clip of Chris making the tuba comment. If that was directed at me I would've lasughed my ass off and loved him more as a friend LOL
Idk man fetishes are weird and you should really own up to them so you don't feel embarassed when friends light heartidly joke about them for an innocent laugh. I ain't ashamed of what I like AND I know it's weird as shit and not normal....
 
So we all unanimously agree DingDong shares qualities with Idubbz, mainly that he's the raped and thus we must cuck him by talking about him in this thread rather than making a thread about him, yes? :story:
I'd rather keep the comfy Oneyplays thread where we endlessly talk about whether or not Lyle/Cory/Adam are funny they are btw and speculate whether Chris is a secret chud.
But at the same time, beyond this happening, Dingdong will likely become boring again and not really warrant a thread :optimistic:, unless he produces recordings of Chris performing Celtic rape-rites on Julian.
 
I'm sorry, but how the fuck is it humanly possible for someone to get their cock hard from a tuba?
Even by retard lolcow standards, that's one of the most absurd fetishes I've ever heard. It's a brass instrument, how does that get your shaft torqued up?
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I'd fuck tubas too if all I had to look forward to in my sex life is a greasy, fat, hairy, Mexican.
 
Dingdong will likely become boring again and not really warrant a thread
In a more-lucid state, DD behaves fairly-well. Beyond long-gone minor slipups in the past, he has decent opsec and seems to understand how of this all works, and that he should avoid the metaphorical bottle. There was a while a ways back where I regarded him as a good example of how to slide away from e-celebrity back into your own niche comfortably, which I think is the secret yearning of many people trapped in the spotlight.

It's just that once he's had a metaphorical sip, he can't help himself. In that way, I would compare him to Jeremy Hambly of all people, who had his own (boring) thread that was frequented, for a time, only by devoted haters of his stupid ass (like me). The thing is, Hambeast eventually went and did something egregiously stupid that got the internet mad at him. But when DingDong gets on the metaphorical sauce, he just... does this. Every single time.

The only reason it's even remarkable to begin with is precisely because half of the time, he seems to understand why it's a bad idea. People want him to stay in that state of mind, and they (at least at the beginning of it all) liked the guy, and earnestly hoped he'd conquer this particular character-flaw. That's what made it captivating. Turning on Oney more overtly and the "Oneyplays ruined my life" are noteworthy-enough to get the motor going for these hundred-some pages...

...but he doesn't do anything. It's gonna be the same stuff next time. It's gonna be this, forever, unless and until other people spill the beans with receipts on him. I think that's the point at which there might be thread potential, but otherwise it's just a part of the Oneyplays Thread Cycle of Life.
 
◑﹏◐ DingDong does not deign to watch Chris' videos but he has something to say about them :U

the offensive thumbnail in question
Thumbnail is from their Dustborn playthrough IIRC. Pathetic to see Dicky K. the Hardcore + Awesome Game Critic going to bat for fucking Dustborn because MUH TRUMP. I guess he’d have to defend Dream Daddy too if the chuds went after it. Like Trump or hate him, one of the reasons he won is widespread fatigue at woke culture where people like DD turn on close friends over innocuous jokes. The rational response to such treatment is “you know, I was joking before, but fuck you people for real”.
 
Please fucking tell me someone got a clip of this, or an archive of the stream.

It's fucking insane how there's a higher chance of Bowlbo releasing before 2030, whereas Tough Bippy is absolutely nowhere to be found after like 7 years. Chris pushed out a functional demo at TooManyGames, yet here DingDong and Julian are, STILL stuck in their gay crying circlejerk for the past fucking decade.
People have been recording but he streamed for so long you might have to wait a bit lol
and just like that the reddit posts are gone, [removed by moderator]
They’re putting up oneyplays clips that totally aren’t related to anything now.
 
Throw away driveby theory, the staying the way the fuck up too long and entering a phrase loop and speech loop isn't just isolated to taking benzos or stimmies, dude could have been slow burn edging a drinking problem and finally his ass is manifesting WKS/Thiamine deficiency, it's the same thing that powers many a hobo to tirelessly yell about one thing on a street corner when it's not mystery needle roulette to blame, and your own body now hardly registers it's own cues of "Sleep, retard" or "Eat, retard." Anymore and you start manifesting a dementia-like state.
 
I made an off handed comment last night about Ding Dong's (unpaid) power mods being obviously upset and poorly masking it and I come back to find them still insisting they're NOT upset near 24 hours later lol.

I never realized we were so FUARKING powerful.

Here's to another 24 hours!
 
I made an off handed comment last night about Ding Dong's (unpaid) power mods being obviously upset and poorly masking it and I come back to find them still insisting they're NOT upset near 24 hours later lol.

I never realized we were so FUARKING powerful.

Here's to another 24 hours!
As long as no one tells them what our one weakness is, we can make them do whatever we want.

Wait, I shouldn't have mentioned that we have a weakness...
 
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