OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

man they really are fucking gay

 

[Dipodomys]

Dingdong brings up the tuba thing as a "shot at him", but like.... He's the one who chose the frog with the tuba as his digimon in the playthrough.

Julian must be the only thing keeping this dude even slightly down to earth.

 

[Brap God]

Did he actually say that? What time?

I paraphrased it but essentially that's what he says. He mentioned more than once that he's not trying to stop anyone from enjoying OneyPlays just because he's airing all of this drama, the second time around he implies the majority of fans are alt righters, says it around the 35 minute mark.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

also you can just not jack off to tuba shit vore and people won't make fun of you for it

 

[Brap God]

To summarize the whole video in one sentence,
DD&Julian: Christopher O'Neill, you ruined my loife.

 

[Super Malario]

The only reason Ding Dong doesn't have his own lolcow thread is because he is an annoying and boring person, not a single laugh can be milked from that bitter faggot.

 

[derapples]

>Bowlbo gets a new trailer and playable build
>few weeks later DD does a stream shitting on Chris

 

[Brap God]

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>Bowlbo gets a new trailer and playable build
>few weeks later DD does a stream shitting on Chris

Just you wait until one of the many games DD and Julian are working on releases and blows Chris's smelly turd of a game out of the water! Oh, wait...

 

[TyrasGuard]

Julian must be the only thing keeping this dude even slightly down to earth.

Julian showed up at two points to say two things, first was to say, unironically "I lost all my faith in humanity" and then to say "Billionaires are unhappy, just look at Elon Musk".

I'm starting to think that Julian might be the most terminally online of the two.

 

[Dipodomys]

Guys, come on. They're almost done with the rhythm game.

They just need music, and levels, and character designs, and to write the story. It'll probably drop some time next month.

 

[Brap God]

Just you wait until one of the many games DD and Julian are working on releases and blows Chris's smelly turd of a game out of the water! Oh, wait...
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I had the sudden urge to actually check the profile of the only nigga to ever post a thread on that sub and I am so glad I did.

I wonder if it's Julian's alt?

 

[Cryogonal2]

I haven't watched through this yet but this is entirely unshocking to me that he'd end up biting the hand that fed him for all these years. Dude's always had a victim complex, as well as a feeling that let's playing was beneath him. He always wanted to be seen as some cool indie game developer, and he's constantly seething over the fact that he will always be remembered as "that guy from Oneyplays". This is despite the fact that, since moving on, he's only released one i-Phone tier game and spends 90% of his time livestreaming video games for 10 hours straight while airing dirty laundry no one asked for. This guy wouldn't have any income or name recognition whatsoever if it wasn't for Oney and he's shitting on him behind his back for it. Shameful. I've grown to really hate Ding Dong over the years, he's so neurotic and filled with self-destructive tendencies and it's frustrating as hell.

I can understand not wanting to just be known as "that funny guy's friend" but it seems like a lot of guys that are in that situation think the solution is to stop being the funny guy's friend instead of doing your own thing without starting shit. Re: indie game dev; I know that making a game takes time, especially if you want it to be good, but I've seen quite a few indie games come out in the past few years that were made by one guy and it took them like four months to get the game finished. I don't understand what's so taxing about Tough Bippy that it's taking over, what, five years to release? Unless he's polishing every single asset in the game by hand, it's just not lining up. I've seen some similar situations for pixel polishing, but those are free fangames you're not expected to pay money for, not an original game that you're banking on to put you in the spotlight and keep you from going homeless for a few years.

 

[derapples]

Dingdong brings up the tuba thing as a "shot at him"

He says they specifically intended it to out him as a furry, which is so insanely stupid. Fucking Cory, the ultimate degenerate, is a mainstay of Oneyplays now. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU'RE A FURRY NIGGA! NO ONE CARES

 

[Dirty Mattress]

He always wanted to be seen as some cool indie game developer, and he's constantly seething over the fact that he will always be remembered as "that guy from Oneyplays".

Zach is in every compilation thumbnail, they always reuse his years old clips because they haven't recorded much with him lately, his likeness is used in every single merch drop and he even got a *gulps* TALKING PLUSH DOLL! IN REGULAR AND GREEN AND RETIRED COLORWAYS! Yet normies know him as Zach Hadel the creator of Smiling Friends rather than Zach that guy from Oneyplays. Being a host of a gay let's play channel was never an issue for him.

He made videos with his friends for shits and giggles while focusing on the things he wanted to work on and it turned out great for him. It's like putting effort on the things you want to achieve rather than wallowing and pissing your pants over internet drama for ten years is the thing that will get you closer to where you want to be? Even if you take everything they say at face value, at this point all their suffering is self inflicted. They're spiritually troons yet Cory the troon fucker seems to be doing much better than them. Since they won't quit the internet and focus on releasing a single game, here's to another ten years of whining, being stuck in development hell and having nothing to show for it.

 

[MrLisReal]

Dingdong shits on people the most annoying and gay way possible (fitting). Like, make vague illusions that are obvious to anyone with some plausible deniability. Then, Julian comes in to say some vague shit, never goes into any details. Constant saying of “I don’t want to get into drama” which if that were true you’d be saying nothing retard. It’s just annoying and petty, if you want to talk about it, go all the way. This half measure shit will just piss everybody off.

 

[Brap God]

Constant saying of “I don’t want to get into drama” which if that were true you’d be saying nothing retard.

Their idea of never getting into drama must mean alluding to having receipts but never backing up those claims. There's no other explanation as to how they cope about wanting specifically to avoid drama yet spend hours on stream vagueposting.

 

[childrenofmen]

(〜￣▽￣)〜 some lowlights from DingDong's july 19th 2026 stream 〜(￣▽￣〜)

Spoiler: spoilered for length

＞︿＜ venting about Smiling Friends and Hitler's reincarnation (Zach Hadel) :/

＞﹏＜ newgrounds dogpiling/new guy/pewdiepie ¦-(

￣へ￣ talks about newgrounds being a cult and makes vague pedo accusations about users or staff there

(◉Θ◉) schizo strawman ranting about flashgitz

（⊙ｏ⊙）shock humor: it's not a joke O_O

an example of bigotry masked as a "shock joke":

0:13

(/≧▽≦)/ DingDong's gamegrumps dumpster couch

(╬▔皿▔)╯"They" (Chris) making power moves and trying to get DingDong hurt via his letsplay videos

(◔◡◔) Chris' little birds

◑﹏◐ DingDong does not deign to watch Chris' videos but he has something to say about them :U

the offensive thumbnail in question:

(～￣▽￣)～ magnanimous DingDong thinks Chris should be allowed to exist, but doubts Chris would extend the same kindness to him :-(

{{{(>_<)}}} Arin Hanson tries to lean on DingDong but he's having none of it ¬_¬

ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ Chris asked DD&J to do the OneyStays recordings then spread rumours about them being greedy and doing it for money U_U

(✿◡‿◡) DingDong does his best Melonie Mac impression lol

(￣y▽￣)╭ Chris peeks in Julian's Diary and spends all day sleeping and farting up a storm while DD&J work. DD&J listen in on Chris taking a smelly shit in their bathroom and overhear him talking shit about them on his phone O.O

ಥ_ಥ Chris using the yiik finale to shackle DD&J and making malicious posts about them on 4chan :-()

 

[Cryogonal2]

venting about Smiling Friends and Hitler's reincarnation

>cites the new guy meme as unfair dogpiling
everyone dogpiled that guy because his stupid comic was tone deaf and portrayed naysayers as gigantic retards while also depicting the gigantic retard as a really chill dude who understands that it's not a good thing to be happy when something bad that wasn't self-imposed suffering happens to someone you dislike. if someone mugged hasan at gunpoint i'd be upset about that, but if he got sued for everything he has by the architect he never paid, and lost that lawsuit, i'd laugh my ass off. the other thing is, if you're going to make somebody a strawman, don't make the strawman look like the reasonable guy!

 

[RhoasJonas]

spends all day sleeping and farting up a storm while DD&J work. DD&J listen in on Chris taking a smelly shit in their bathroom

Most accurate Chris description in years.

 

[Brap God]

some lowlights from DingDong's july 19th 2026 stream

Holy shit, DingDong might actually be almost as petty and miserable as Stamper at his lowest point.

"They" (Chris) making power moves and trying to get DingDong hurt via his letsplay videos

I can't believe Chris would steal Mick's shtick and make power moves on people. Very not okay of him to do that, tbqh.