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O Brother Where Art Thou was also rather subtle about being based on the Odyssey being promoted very much as it's own stand alone thing. Just checked the DVD packaging and there is nothing on the front cover referencing it. The back cover blurb does reference "[p]utting their own unique modern-day (that used to be such an innocent term) spin on Homer's classic tale of The Odyssey..." and the back cover synopsis only has the clue of Clooney's character having the middle name Ulysses. The more recent Blu ray also makes no reference on the front with mere clues in the back cover synopsis; ".... embark on the adventure of a lifetime.... populated with strange characters including a blind prophet, sexy sirens and a one-eyed bible salesman .... it's an odyssey filled with....". It makes no pretence of accurately telling Homer's story. When I first watched it I don't think i knew the Odyssey connection until it all clicked into place with the Sirens.Yeah i agree. O brother where art thou was really unusual, but I liked it. I think if you’re going to physically set it in an ancient setting though you need to do it straight. It only works with modern dialogue if you’re doing some kind of screwball comedy. Modern setting plus archaic language would ironically be a more interesting way of doing it.
Yes. It was so much better not knowing what it was based on. I think the Sirens may have been when it clicked for me as well, though the blind prophet guy near the beginning is a strong nod.O Brother Where Art Thou was also rather subtle about being based on the Odyssey being promoted very much as it's own stand alone thing. Just checked the DVD packaging and there is nothing on the front cover referencing it. The back cover blurb does reference "[p]utting their own unique modern-day (that used to be such an innocent term) spin on Homer's classic tale of The Odyssey..." and the back cover synopsis only has the clue of Clooney's character having the middle name Ulysses. The more recent Blu ray also makes no reference on the front with mere clues in the back cover synopsis; ".... embark on the adventure of a lifetime.... populated with strange characters including a blind prophet, sexy sirens and a one-eyed bible salesman .... it's an odyssey filled with....". It makes no pretence of accurately telling Homer's story. When I first watched it I don't think i knew the Odyssey connection until it all clicked into place with the Sirens.
The face that launched a thousand small boats.lol, really. Lupita showing her deep knowledge of the source material…
https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz...-Nyongo-ridiculed-idiotic-question-Homer.html
https://archive.is/IfXNm
The romans were right about actors
It being a good movie is probably worse long-term than if it was complete trash.
The movie being good means Helen Of Troy will be permanently BLACKED in all media for the next 100 years. When they make a Netflix miniseries based on the works of Homer in a decade Helen of Troy will be black.
When characters are blacked a lot of time they never go back, see Perry White (supermans boss when he's clark kent) in Man of Steel and then James Gunn Superman - once blacked they are black forever now.
This even happens with historical figures, Cleopatra has been permanently BLACKED. Considering Cleopatra was half-Egyptian/half-Greek you could say Greeks specifically are being BLACKED out of media, Greeks are basically history's gingers.
The silver lining of Nolans The Odyssey potentially being a well made movie is I will be able to use Chinese AI to replace the blacks with high-tier whites (I will deepfake 1954 Grace Kelly into the role of Helen of Troy) and also maybe Hollywood will make more sword/sandal and sword/sorcery movies and hopefully one of them will be good.
It begins with the same lines (oh muse, sing in me!… etc) on the titles so it was there from the beginning.Yes. It was so much better not knowing what it was based on. I think the Sirens may have been when it clicked for me as well,
So borderline personality disorder was a thing 3000 years ago.Part of Aphrodite is disorder, love is chaotic if I am going to wax poetic. Eros was literally one of the first things spawned out of chaos in Greek myth. Aphrodite various a ton because depending on the source she basically is a desire made manifest and that desire undoes order, literally chaos once held by Uranus now free, or something else.
This movie feels like it was made in a lab to piss people off. Modern lingo in an adaptation of The Odyssey? What the fuck are we doing?Ver archivo adjunto 9246015
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Nigger, it's a classical epic, it's the one time to have intellectual dialogue and not sound stupid.
Dude, there are more than a 100 old movies out there and most are more true to the source material. Please don't treat the 1950s and 1960s as the silent film era.maybe Hollywood will make more sword/sandal and sword/sorcery movies and hopefully one of them will be good.
This movie feels like it was made in a lab to piss people off. Modern lingo in an adaptation of The Odyssey? What the fuck are we doing?
I remember when Jodie Whitaker was announced as the 13th Doctor, there was a comment on reddit that the Doctor never had to be white or male again, ever.When characters are blacked a lot of time they never go back, see Perry White (supermans boss when he's clark kent) in Man of Steel and then James Gunn Superman - once blacked they are black forever now.
Kowtowing to a population that lacks boundaries.What the fuck are we doing?
It's going to bite Nolan on the ass even more with Asmongold finding out.Ver archivo adjunto 9246015
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Nigger, it's a classical epic, it's the one time to have intellectual dialogue and not sound stupid.
If we're talking about non-ancient adaptations, though, it doesn't get much more non-ancient than the classic cartoon Ulysses 31
I'm sure that it's due to the movie being somehow visually appealing, meaning it has good CGI. But then, remember they called the final battle against Thanos amazing because it featured all their heroes, even if the entrance of them felt so long and made with the absolute purpose of making people cheer and clap at each introduction.No actual explanations of why. No one is talking about specific scenes that moved them or performances that stood out. No comment on the dialog or the chemistry of the characters. Its just empty statements without any information.
The doctor being black makes much more sense considering that he can regenerate. There is some flexibility about the character, even his personality. I wouldn't do it myself if I was in charge, but I can understand that it can happen. The problem is that the black dude and the woman who played the doctor, were not playing the doctor at all. The doctor was meant to be an eccentric, not a fag.But why? What did it matter so much if he were? I mean, he'll probably be that way as the next Doctor (if there is one), because that's the last time the Doctor was ever particularly interesting (suck it fangirls who needed a twink to jill off to. I loved Peter Capaldi as the Doctor. I loved him as the Malcom Tucker Doctor, and nobody should be pretending that Malcolm Tucker wasn't the Vulgar Doctor).
Remember: They literally believe that white people are not indigenous to europe. They literally think that all the good things western civilisation produced where actually the products of the hekkin oppressed and silenced browns, (naturally all the "bad" things where 100% whiteys fault) who where writen out of history and had their inventions stolen by whitey. They literally see you as an invasive species, a stain on the planet that must be exterminated. All the we wuz greeks and we wuz romanz is not just brown delusions, but the prelude to the genocide they want to inflict on you.I think the only reason this movie is being done is to rewrite one of the great myths of western civilization, the same as they are doing with the history of Jonestown.
They are trying to undermine our Civilization, that is why they don't care if this movie makes money.
I really don't think it will be. Based of what reviewers ("the last act rewards the journey" sounds like a euphemism for boring) and the trailers have show, my guess is that most of Odysseus's story will be told in flashbacks while on the island and he often asks himself if he made the right decision at those points. So, we'll probably get iconic scenes like Scylla & Charybdis or Polyphemus, but it'll be formatted as a series of trailers stitched together instead of a proper narrative of events, so it won't feel like an adventure. Meanwhile, the B story is Penelope & Antinous trying to out-intrigue each other but stretched out to about an hour at least. Then he'll be allowed to return home for the final battle with the suitors as that will constitute the exciting payoff for act 3 purposes.It being a good movie is probably worse long-term than if it was complete trash.
Oh yes, because everyone loves 'bad man made all the horrible decisions' as a trope that takes away from the mythological fuckers that stood in his way so they can girlboss Anne Hathaway but also simultaneously make her a victim of all the men around her. All we want is old Clash of the Titans, is that so hard?Based of what reviewers ("the last act rewards the journey" sounds like a euphemism for boring) and the trailers have show, my guess is that most of Odysseus's story will be told in flashbacks while on the island and he often asks himself if he made the right decision at those points.