Nolan's The Odyssey - Potentially could be epic or an epic flop.

[Sasmate]

It's swords and sandals, only the swords are gay dicks and the sandals are...well they're still sandals only gayer.

The cast has been confirmed to be wearing these beautiful hand-crafted authentic sandals that both capture historical authenticity whilst also appealing to modern audiences and sensibilities.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Who is alway portrayed as an insane Christian when he was really a communist who only mentioned Jesus in passing, if you listen to the whole mass suicide tape he doesn't mention Jesus or the Bible once, it is all about communism and the people he talks to express their hope that the Russians will save them.

Why not subvert the story of Jonestown with the truth?

They're rebranding him as a fascist and a racist now. Clay Cane a Black journalist interviewed two surviving, peabrained Negresses several years ago who likened Jones to Trump. They were angry that Jim didn't have Black pussy in his harem and that this wouldn't have happened to White people. It was hilarious..

Fun fact: dark tourists can visit what's left of Jonestown if they have the money and like being ripped off. You can gaze at the reerected new sign, the memorial, the rusty tractor, stroll down the dazzling dirt roads of picturesque Port Kaituma and talk to some old locals who were alive during Jonestown's existence and maybe witnessed the massacre at the airport if I remember the advertisement well.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

I want to see a subversive biopic of Malcom X, starring Emma Stone as the main man.

 

[Overly Serious]

However, Zeus IS bound by his nature to be mercurial

No, that's Hermes. Zeus is bound by his nature to be jovial.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

It's swords and sandals, only the swords are gay dicks and the sandals are...well they're still sandals only gayer.

Swords and Moccasins

In Wagons East the gay guy is able to sneak them into the indian camp due to his moccasins.

 

[Not A Bunny]

several years ago who likened Jones to Trump.

I fucking hate this whole "anyone I don't like is Trump" thing.

It's this odd lack of imagination and stunning breadth of knowledge that makes me think that COVID accelerated the stupidening of kids. They were all going to be illiterate eventually, it just happened to coincide with Trump being President well enough that they could dump it on him, and now it's like 1984 the way we've reduced concepts to single individuals. Trump is everything you hate. Double plus unTrump means something is really good.

Fun fact: dark tourists can visit what's left of Jonestown if they have the money and like being ripped off.

True crime idiots are gonna be true crime idiots. Apparently at the Bonnie and Clyde death site, someone made off with a lock of Bonnie's hair. People gathered at the Belle Gunness murder site as well. I don't remember if people gathered at the HH Holmes site, but it would be the least shocking thing if they did.

Marcus Parks is a self-fellating dipshit, but he was right about one thing. When asked "Why True Crime now?", he said the answer was "Always."

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

It is kino. What isn't is the rest of the movie.

I felt the parts up to batman getting out of the stupid hole was great. Esp the fight in the sewers and you have my permission to die. Then girl power ruins the movie

 

[Manly_Brony]

True crime idiots are gonna be true crime idiots.

True. I love it and have my library and my fucked up Youtube recommendations to prove it but wouldn't spend a dime on a vial of dirt from Lizzie Borden's backyard like they do.

 

[LaughingCrying]

I'm so ready for the wave of seethe.
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'Subversive' and 'bracingly modern,' always postive descriptors.
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You can see the narrative and fed buzzwords form in real time.
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"Nolan take on Hamilton" "multicultural"
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Expect numerous mentions of IMAX and glazing of actors instead of the story.
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It's a dumb idea, but saying Nolan "tastefully recontextualizes (the movie) for the modern day" with the picture of the Trojan horse made me think Nolan needed to include multiple horses, like a gatcha game. S-Rank for the one with real Greeks in it! No, wait.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

They're rebranding him as a fascist and a racist now. Clay Cane a Black journalist interviewed two surviving, peabrained Negresses several years ago who likened Jones to Trump. They were angry that Jim didn't have Black pussy in his harem and that this wouldn't have happened to White people. It was hilarious..

Fun fact: dark tourists can visit what's left of Jonestown if they have the money and like being ripped off. You can gaze at the reerected new sign, the memorial, the rusty tractor, stroll down the dazzling dirt roads of picturesque Port Kaituma and talk to some old locals who were alive during Jonestown's existence and maybe witnessed the massacre at the airport if I remember the advertisement well.

Why the heck would anyone want to do that?

Jim Jones was massively into the civil rights movement and a huge number of his followers were black, how is thst racist.

Also if he is like Trump when did he go to South America instead of trying to get the people he didn't like deported?

This is so stupid it is insane.

You can hear what he beloeved for yourself if you listen to the suicide tape, so it is insane that they get away with these lies.

Weren't all the Heaven's Gate cult people who died white?

So much for it wouldn't happen to white people.

I think the only reason this movie is being done is to rewrite one of the great myths of western civilization, the same as they are doing with the history of Jonestown.

They are trying to undermine our Civilization, that is why they don't care if this movie makes money.

I think being elected president of the SDQ changed Nolan and made him and insider who had to make this movie to prove he is one of the Hollywood elites and believes all the right things.

 

[Otterly]

lol, really. Lupita showing her deep knowledge of the source material…

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz...-Nyongo-ridiculed-idiotic-question-Homer.html
https://archive.is/IfXNm
The romans were right about actors

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

They're rebranding him as a fascist and a racist now

He did very openly admire Hitler but yeah. he was commie cynically using Christianity the whole time. This was never hidden at all.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Why the heck would anyone want to do that?

Jim Jones was massively into the civil rights movement and a huge number of his followers were black, how is thst racist.

Also if he is like Trump when did he go to South America instead of trying to get the people he didn't like deported?

This is so stupid it is insane.

You can hear what he beloeved for yourself if you listen to the suicide tape, so it is insane that they get away with these lies.

Weren't all the Heaven's Gaye cult people who died white?

So much for it wouldn't happen to white people.

What has any of that to do with the Odyssey movie??

 

[LaughingCrying]

lol, really. Lupita showing her deep knowledge of the source material…

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz...-Nyongo-ridiculed-idiotic-question-Homer.html
https://archive.is/IfXNm
The romans were right about actors

They were right, and from the images in the article she's no Grace Jones that's for sure.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I feel like Nolan's past two movies are a tax he is having to pay to become an insider and have the power he has now.

Remember back in 2012 he made a movie where one of the main messages was not only that socialism doesn't solve anything, but that it makes things worse and before that he made a movie that said some parts of the Patriot act could do some good in the right hands.

That can't have gone over well with the people in power in Hollywood so his last movie was pro Communists and this movie has every SWJ piece of casting and messaging in it and that is washing his hands clean of the sin of making those two Batman movies.

 

[Sasmate]

The romans were right about actors

Modern day actors and actresses have become so degenerate, clueless, shoehorned in, or obnoxious that any time I bring them up in conversation lately, this is the way I say it:


The Odyssey is just another in a long line of degenerate garbage pumped out by modern Hollywood. The last film I saw in Theaters that I really enjoyed was Iron Lung, and that was a indie film made by a fucking FNAF YouTuber

It’s been so over for a while now

 

[Manly_Brony]

Why the heck would anyone want to do that?

Democrat plantation brainrot.

Jim Jones was massively into the civil rights movement and a huge number of his followers were black, how is thst racist.

I heard once that if a truck flattened Jim Jones in the late 60s he would be a hero of the Civil Rights movement.

Also if he is like Trump when did he go to South America instead of trying to get the people he didn't like deported?

This is so stupid it is insane.

I was very close to yelling at my screen that Blacks and White Liberals followed Jones because he pretended to be part Injun and preached like a Black man since he was influenced by Father Divine. A truly racist America would've aided a mass of Blacks hellbent on leaving with everything she had. One of these survivors is Leslie Wagner-Wilson who is convinced that her crotch spawn Jakari became a lifelong criminal because of Jones:

https://jonestown.sdsu.edu/?page_id=34347

Weren't all the Heaven's Gate cult people who died white?

Two of them were Black, one was the little brother of Uhura from Star Trek TOS.

So much for it wouldn't happen to white people.

Mass suicides were pretty common at the end of WW2 in Nazi Germany too.

What has any of that to do with the Odyssey movie??

Scroll back fren.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

I just want one Hollywood film about some sub saharan king. Historically accurate, only black cast. Let them have their thing and let us have our thing.

Lol they'll still fight over it and never be happy. Not historical, but Paramount is doing an adaptation of some negress's we wuz sorcererz book series called Child of Blood and Bone with an all nigger cast. They cast the woman who was in the Acolyte and they're tearing her head off for being biracial and a lighter color than vantablack, that she's 'stealing' jobs from tru niggers. The author won't even go see the movi despite working on the script for it. It's gonna bomb gloriously.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Lol they'll still fight over it and never be happy. Not historical, but Paramount is doing an adaptation of some negress's we wuz sorcererz book series called Child of Blood and Bone with an all nigger cast. They cast the woman who was in the Acolyte and they're tearing her head off for being biracial and a lighter color than vantablack, that she's 'stealing' jobs from tru niggers. The author won't even go see the movi despite working on the script for it. It's gonna bomb gloriously.

See this is what real racism looks like, it doesn't look like Trump, it looks like a purity test that keeps getting more and more requirements added to it until no one can pass it.

This is why racism doesn't work, the human race is too old and no one is a pure example of any race or nationality.

 

[LaughingCrying]

Lol they'll still fight over it and never be happy. Not historical, but Paramount is doing an adaptation of some negress's we wuz sorcererz book series called Child of Blood and Bone with an all nigger cast. They cast the woman who was in the Acolyte and they're tearing her head off for being biracial and a lighter color than vantablack, that she's 'stealing' jobs from tru niggers. The author won't even go see the movi despite working on the script for it. It's gonna bomb gloriously.

That should have its own thread lmao. Skincolor is a caste issue that isn't touched upon in MSM so it's funny when it pops up. If the books is about European witches and magic that drives me up the wall. WitchTok and TumblrWitchesWiccan et al got blasted for daring to try Voodoo/Hudoo because that belongs to Black Girl Magic and the Whites can't have it! Yet they steal our lore, mythology and our aesthetic for their own poorly executed plans. I'm blind from my eyes rolling into the back of my head so frequently.

Eta

In the novel, Amari is described as having “dark copper skin,” a detail that plays a crucial role in the storyline, as her darker complexion sets her apart from her family and leads to her experiencing colorism.

She's the actress that played Rue in the Hunger Games (I think she was raceswapped in the movie) and people were upset at Katniss' actress because she was lighter skinned than in the books lmao. It's all coming full circle.