Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[volatile puar]

I should point out the significance of Ocarina of Time (for Switch 2, they seem to have gone the Capcom route of not adding a subtitle) being graphically unimpressive. This might come as a surprise to many of you, but Nintendo has always viewed most of their in-house games to be "tech demos" (ignore the negative connotations of this term, there's not really a better way to say it) to show off what the hardware is capable of. Ocarina of Time is a prime example of that, although the graphics were not strictly speaking the focus for its first release, since it was more focused on showcasing the capabilities of N64 cartridge technology, especially with respect to rom size limitations. However, it was a decent enough demonstration of the 3D capabilities of the system at the time, and it continued in this capacity for the 3DS remake. In fact, the most important hardware features of the 3DS were graphics features (power and 3D display), so the game was given a total visual overhaul to demonstrate the graphical power of the 3DS. Making another graphics focused remake of OoT with bad visuals only makes the hardware seem pathetic, an "anti-tech-demo" as it were, and is likely to harm future sales of the console.

 

[NerdShamer]

Not to say that skepticism isn’t unfounded mind you, as I’m not sure how long they can coast by on third-party ports.

All Nintendo has to do is come out with something that'll appease the Bing-Bing Wahoo! crowd and ask Game Freak to be slightly less retarded with the open world shit.

But rolling out an Ocarina of Time remaster when a third of their first party stuff is just old shit is beyond retarded

 

[Computer Guardian]

I posted this in the Zelda thread but I'll repeat it here. They're using BOTW's font and shield design for the "Ocarina of Time" logo. Should speak volumes to the attentive gamer. This is likely an outsourced demake done in the style of BOTW, hence no gameplay, because people would see they are BOTW'ing yet another game ala Metroid Prime 4.

So move on and go to greener pastures?, There's like a bajillion games that are still more worth your time than any nintendo game has made in it's entire existance, which is why emulators exist to- No wait, it 's mostly used to keep playing the bing bing wahoo games and the dozens of already popular and well known games on eternal loop and not some actual kino games like I-Ninja or PS2 Shinobi


...which is why there's people making decomps and pc ports of old consol- oh wait, it's still mostly used to play bing bing wahoo games, but this time on da peee cee with mods to make the games go from looking below average to slightly above below average (and at higher framerates but not really because it's still at the coded FPS cap internally most the time), and people wonder why the big multii-billion dollar companies use nostalgia ad nausuam, and the easy win against them is to not engage with thier products in any capacity, including the old ones.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

No wait, it 's mostly used to keep playing the bing bing wahoo games and the dozens of already popular and well known games on eternal loop and not some actual kino games like I-Ninja or PS2 Shinobi or Skies of Arcadia

made a little addendum

 

[Jarch6]

Japan might be the single most cucked and ZOGed nation in existence. At least when we make soy consoomer nostalgia slop, we make it for ourselves. When they do it, they're making it for a nation that nuked them twice. They know that they're completely dependent upon the dying American empire and that shakes them to their very core. They're terrified of what the Jews are doing to America because they know it's going to hurt them even more, so they're desperate to escape back to an age in which they could export any old garbage to America and we'd gobble it up. The soul of Japan is irreparably raped by the Zionist occupation of America.

Isn’t a large proportion of the Switch 2’s success from domestic sales? Also in terms of being zogged, I’d much rather be somewhat financially dependent on a foreign nation who I had a spat with at one point than have the streets of my cities filled to the brim with some variant of violent browns.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Pissed that we don't actually know what OoT is, it could be a fucking RTS for all they showed us.

 

[Harman Smith]

That was a stellar Direct. I was very impressed.

 

[Miller]

The CEO of Nintendo of America looks and sounds like the former head of 343i.

Why cant they make a Lego Ocarina of Time?

And share the money with Lego? The chutzpah of that gaijin.

 

[GlupShitto]

Isn’t a large proportion of the Switch 2’s success from domestic sales? Also in terms of being zogged, I’d much rather be somewhat financially dependent on a foreign nation who I had a spat with at one point than have the streets of my cities filled to the brim with some variant of violent browns.

Iirc Zelda's way bigger in the West than in Japan. Also they have both, which is because of the Jews.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Why cant they make a Lego Ocarina of Time? The star wars ones were great and the combined autism of the two franchises might literally kill people.

You know, I am shocked they never went for LEGO Nintendo or any of Nintendo’s IPs. It isn’t like Nintendo didn’t work with LEGO, they had LEGO City Undercover.

Nintendo has the large casts to fit a LEGO game. One could easily make a LEGO Mario or Pokémon where you get like 100+ characters to mess around with. The Wii U would have been the perfect time for it, but now that era is passed and LEGO makes big boy games now.

 

[DeepoxxChokya]

Am I the only person looking forward to Nintendo Switch Sports Resort?

 

[The Last Stand]

Non-PC chads tend to forget, every game is eventually a PC game, one way or another... and boy is it nice to have them all in one place, for free.
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Even better, every video game ever made is made FROM a PC. So, if you want to be extra cheeky, every game IS a PC game. You just need proper emulation and time to make that reality.

 

[Colon capital V]

>Star Fox gets a Switch 2 remake evendoe it already got one on the 3DS.
>Ocarina of Time gets a remake evendoe it already got one on the 3DS.

So that's it? Is Switch 2 just gonna be the "rehash console" for this generation? What other "remakes of remakes" are we gonna get out of it? (My money's on Luigi's Mansion following this "remake that was already on the 3DS").

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

I still have no idea what games make switch 2 worth it
They brought back those goyslop not-miis for their new nostalgia bait game
gay miis aren’t half as pozzed as those “things”
It’s like corporate slop characters to compete with miis difference is its the same company

>Star Fox gets a Switch 2 remake evendoe it already got one on the 3DS.
>Ocarina of Time gets a remake evendoe it already got one on the 3DS.
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So that's it? Is Switch 2 just gonna be the "rehash console" for this generation? What other "remakes of remakes" are we gonna get out of it? (My money's on Luigi's Mansion following this "remake that was already on the 3DS").

wish they’d re-imagine poorly received games instead of upscaling them. Nah just be a good golem and buy ze new open world

 

[LightDragonman1]

Remaking old games that are already beloved imo, is nothing offensive….IF, said old game still has relevance even now and if said mechanics only need a little bit of tweaking to still be palatable today.

It’s a fine line. They can’t be just a straight one-to-one copy, because that’s a waste of storage and data. Yet they also can’t deviate too much from the original on account of the original seeming “outdated and of its time”, because then you’re disrespecting something loved by many.

I’m intrigued to see where the OOT remake falls. Honestly, between it and the Star Fox remake, I’d say Nintendo looks to be going more the Capcom RE Engine remake route.

 

[Betonhaus]

>Star Fox gets a Switch 2 remake evendoe it already got one on the 3DS.
>Ocarina of Time gets a remake evendoe it already got one on the 3DS.
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So that's it? Is Switch 2 just gonna be the "rehash console" for this generation? What other "remakes of remakes" are we gonna get out of it? (My money's on Luigi's Mansion following this "remake that was already on the 3DS").

All three Luigis Mansion games are on the Switch. the original one is part of Nentendo Online Pro Plus Whatev tho

 

[Ygolonac]

I was going to make Rhythm Heaven my first switch 2 game ( collecting dust since launch) and only now just realized it's a switch 1 exclusive so I'll just pirate it. lol lmao.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Making another graphics focused remake of OoT with bad visuals only makes the hardware seem pathetic, an "anti-tech-demo" as it were, and is likely to harm future sales of the console.

The reason they are comfortably doing this is BECAUSE it won't harm future console sales. I'd argue that's the horror of it. They can dump out the most anti-consumer trash possible and the soyfaces will consume. Hell you barely get a physical game anymore... just a plastic shit wrap for a digital download code. In the words of that kike Epstein - "They are Goyim".

Isn’t a large proportion of the Switch 2’s success from domestic sales? Also in terms of being zogged, I’d much rather be somewhat financially dependent on a foreign nation who I had a spat with at one point than have the streets of my cities filled to the brim with some variant of violent browns.

Yet that status as an (((American))) vassal state is absolutely leading to their browning, they've resisted it better than anyone, but still... they'd sell Miyazaki's testicles to sub-saharan cannibals if it meant getting ESG gibs so their shitty economy didn't collapse. Fun (Sad) Fact: Japan's post-war "American supervised" constitution was drafted by a jewish woman. A literal yenta. Look it up.

I’m intrigued to see where the OOT remake falls. Honestly, between it and the Star Fox remake, I’d say Nintendo looks to be going more the Capcom RE Engine remake route.

That's the RE2make and recent route you mean. I'd be overjoyed if they REmake'd it (since REmake remains the exemplar of how to redo a game), but they will likely RE Engine it, which means fucking around with shit, perhaps doing some elements better, but also making others worse in the process, cutting out content that shouldn't be cut, adding little, fucking with the story, and making the new game an outright REPLACEMENT for the old game.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Hell you barely get a physical game anymore... just a plastic shit wrap for a digital download code. In the words of that kike Epstein - "They are Goyim".

People still belive in the "All switch 2 games without execption are in key cards", even when google fu can show that's not the case, no wonder they got away with it, even the people "calling it out" became just as retarded as the consoomers.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Guys, I'm really afraid of missing out if I don't buy a Nintendo Switch 2 right now. Those limited time offers that don't need to be limited time look kind of fun, maybe even $500 worth of fun!