@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Mound Dweller]

Is that ravioli? What is the filling?

(Seasoned squash makes for a nice ravioli filling, pumpkin too)

It is indeed, containing a mixture of goats cheese and REDACTED and EXPUNGED.
Root vegetables are always much more palatable when moulded beyond their base form into something more appropriate, like ambiguous mass.

Nice Cat Basik you got there, comrade

Zzz and all that, Tovarisch Comradeski

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Root vegetables are always much more palatable when moulded beyond their base form into something more appropriate, like ambiguous mass.

Simulacra and Simulation, expanded edition, 2026, Mound Dweller

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

I routinely consume meals for 4 all by myself yet this is your precognition? foolishness.

I too envision you as a scrawny legend. I don’t buy into the thicc boi propaganda

 

[souschef]

I routinely consume meals for 4 all by myself yet this is your precognition? foolishness.

Send me your crypto wallet, there's no reason for you to go hungry to the point of eating scrape from the walls

 

[Mound Dweller]

Oh how the turn tables

Tema 'Cyclosporiasis outbreak of 2026'

12 de Jul, 2026

Cyclosporiasis is an intestinal infection caused by a parasite that usually spreads through food or water that is contaminated with feces. It is known to cause the following symptoms:

• Watery Diarrhea, with frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements.
• Loss of appetite.
• Weight loss
• Stomach cramps/pain
• Bloating
• Increased Gas
• Nausea
• Fatigue

It is not contagious from person-to-person, but spreads from ingestion from fresh produce like fruits and vegetables that have had contact with contaminated feces. As of the time of me writing this, the source of this...

• Powerhouse of the Cell

Reacciones: x 10 x 6 x 1 x 1

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW

 

[The Lurky 1]

Oh how the turn tables

Tema 'Cyclosporiasis outbreak of 2026'

12 de Jul, 2026

Cyclosporiasis is an intestinal infection caused by a parasite that usually spreads through food or water that is contaminated with feces. It is known to cause the following symptoms:

• Watery Diarrhea, with frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements.
• Loss of appetite.
• Weight loss
• Stomach cramps/pain
• Bloating
• Increased Gas
• Nausea
• Fatigue

It is not contagious from person-to-person, but spreads from ingestion from fresh produce like fruits and vegetables that have had contact with contaminated feces. As of the time of me writing this, the source of this...

• Powerhouse of the Cell

Reacciones: x 10 x 6 x 1 x 1

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW
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Ill have you know mound I am White, so I wash my fruit and veg before ingesting/cooking with it.
No poopoo for me saar

 

[Begemot]

Can you make his cat not clip through the table

Also look how small that boy is. Shame on you, Moundy.

Edit: N'wah you want to give politsperg stickers? I'll give you politisperging: BRITANNIA DELENDA EST.

The clipping matches his clipped out dick

 

[LimeRikki]

The clipping matches his clipped out dick

Speaking of dick.

Mr. Dweller, have you ever made/ tried spotted dick?

What about mushrooms or other sorts of fungus?

 

[Begemot]

Oh how the turn tables

Tema 'Cyclosporiasis outbreak of 2026'

12 de Jul, 2026

Cyclosporiasis is an intestinal infection caused by a parasite that usually spreads through food or water that is contaminated with feces. It is known to cause the following symptoms:

• Watery Diarrhea, with frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements.
• Loss of appetite.
• Weight loss
• Stomach cramps/pain
• Bloating
• Increased Gas
• Nausea
• Fatigue

It is not contagious from person-to-person, but spreads from ingestion from fresh produce like fruits and vegetables that have had contact with contaminated feces. As of the time of me writing this, the source of this...

• Powerhouse of the Cell

Reacciones: x 10 x 6 x 1 x 1

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW
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My lack of a PFP hurts me every day

 

[Mound Dweller]

Today's esoteric loredump is my affinity for non-brown sauce.

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Mr. Dweller, have you ever made/ tried spotted dick?

What about mushrooms or other sorts of fungus?

Not a fan of custard so no, fungi are conditional flesh but are something to be evaded.

 

[WardTrangler]

Today's esoteric loredump is my affinity for non-brown sauce.
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Not a fan of custard so no, fungi are conditional flesh but are something to be evaded.

The sauce pouring / sprinkling could use some work. But the meal looks fine otherwise.

Maybe a smaller carb portion and more chicken or a fried egg on top.

 

[LimeRikki]

Not a fan of custard so no, fungi are conditional flesh but are something to be evaded.

Please tell me more about conditional flesh why that matters in terms of evasiveness?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Maybe a smaller carb portion and more chicken or a fried egg on top.

I'm still a bit peckish acktuelley, I should have added more NOT!chicken.
That's something strange I get everytime I have rice/noodles/pasta, makes me VERY hungry after I've eaten it, it passes after a while but it's oh so very moreish.

Please tell me more about conditional flesh why that matters in terms of evasiveness?

Fungi are debatably closer to animals than they are to plants, it matters in terms of how bothersome that is... You should be careful asking questions, you might expand your comprehension

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

That's something strange I get everytime I have rice/noodles/pasta, makes me VERY hungry after I've eaten it, it passes after a while but it's oh so very moreish.

Carbs can make you full for a short amount of time but they generally digest pretty quickly then you feel hungry after, you should add more protein to your diet, it fills you up for longer as protein stimulates hormones that signal fullness.

Perhaps you could try experimenting with protein shakes/supplements, they have lots of different flavours.

 

[souschef]

That's something strange I get everytime I have rice/noodles/pasta, makes me VERY hungry after I've eaten it, it passes after a while but it's oh so very moreish.

Cos those are simple carbs, you need complex carbs and they are in... VEGGIES

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

Cos those are simple carbs, you need complex carbs and they are in... VEGGIES

He needs higher protein intake, if he wants to get into veggies, I think he'd like sweet potatoes, it's a complex carb, you can make chips out of them and it's healthier than a regular potato.

 

[LimeRikki]

You should be careful asking questions, you might expand your comprehension

I don't understand you in the slightest in the most fascinating way possible. I'd say never change, but it sounds like you need some fiber in your diet.

 

[souschef]

He needs higher protein intake, if he wants to get into veggies, I think he'd like sweet potatoes, it's a complex carb, you can make chips out of them and it's healthier than a regular potato.

He needs a beating, that's what he needs

Get him a nanny, that will sit with him on the table with the belt besides the plate, "you ain't leaving till you eat ALL the veggies"

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Cos those are simple carbs, you need complex carbs and they are in... VEGGIES

 

[souschef]

resistance is futile