@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Those are American plates...

Clearly, a man has never been to a Wetherspoons

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Clearly, a man has never been to a Wetherspoons

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Those are walmart dixie paper plates in the previous post...

 

[The Lurky 1]

There was no buttah. There was no bahrown sawse. And I bet those were fully cooked.
Also mound might be an autistic retard. Be even he has actual plates unlike dsp

 

[Begemot]

Can you make his cat not clip through the table

Also look how small that boy is. Shame on you, Moundy.

Edit: N'wah you want to give politsperg stickers? I'll give you politisperging: BRITANNIA DELENDA EST.

Heh. You are easy prey....

 

[Mound Dweller]

Also mound might be an autistic retard

That's just rude, I is no retarded, I am an ARTISTE

 

[Halluci Nation]

Heh. You are easy prey....

for sexual predation?

 

[Begemot]

for sexual predation?

For a real cook like Anthony Bourdain

 

[The Lurky 1]

That's just rude, I is no retarded, I am an ARTISTE

An aumist you might say

 

[Halluci Nation]

aumist

minor spelling mistake

 

[Begemot]

Ay yo. @Mound Dweller I just made a bacon sandwich with Swiss cheese and tomato added HP sauce and garlic lovers Louisiana hot sauce. Did I make the cut?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Ay to. @Mound Dweller I just made a bacon sandwich with Swiss cheese and tomato added HP sauce and garlic lovers Louisiana hot sauce. Did I make the cut?

Nope. Tomato is produce, throw it out.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Ay to. @Mound Dweller I just made a bacon sandwich with Swiss cheese and tomato added HP sauce and garlic lovers Louisiana hot sauce. Did I make the cut?

What, no egg? You'd have to sandwichdoxxx for a proper judgement m8.
The bread is also meant to be slightly but not quite fully toasted , for a little crunch without an overbearing texture.

Tomato

Honorary flesh.

 

[Begemot]

What, no egg? You'd have to sandwichdoxxx for a proper judgement m8.
The bread is also meant to be slightly but not quite fully toasted , for a little crunch without an overbearing texture.

Honorary flesh.

I ran out of eggs.

 

[souschef]

Truth to it alright

I'd rather have disgusting canned feijoada (terrible assault against brazilian bean doctrine) than eat @Mound Dweller's food. At least the heretic heinz beans won't give me dysentery 2

 

[Begemot]

Truth to it alright

I'd rather have disgusting canned feijoada (terrible assault against brazilian bean doctrine) than eat @Mound Dweller's food. At least the heretic heinz beans won't give me dysentery 2

He is an image of Mound-kun's partner in culinary crime, Jack Scalfani. Kinky, huh?

 

[LimeRikki]

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This is haggis
It is made using sheep's pluck with added onion, oatmeal, suet, seasonings
and salt, mixed with beef or chicken stock, and then cooked while stuffed in a sheep's stomach

....sooo basically just scrapple? Not 1:1 the same (sheep lungs have been banned for consumption by the USDA since the 70's)

Turns out the Amish have been making "Burgerland haggis" for a while. Huh.

Um also Mound Dweller doesn't get scruvy because he has trained his body to produce vitiman C on it's own.

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

Most people in the UK don't use paper plates, we only use them for gatherings/parties or if you're fat & lazy, which COULD be Mound.... but I think he's a bit of a scrawny lad.

 

[Mound Dweller]

....sooo basically just scrapple?

luv me meat filler of ambiguous origin.

but I think he's a bit of a scrawny lad.

I routinely consume meals for 4 all by myself yet this is your precognition? foolishness.

 

[LimeRikki]

luv me meat filler of ambiguous origin.

I routinely consume meals for 4 all by myself yet this is your precognition? foolishness.
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Is that ravioli? What is the filling?

(Seasoned squash makes for a nice ravioli filling, pumpkin too)

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

Nice Cat Basik you got there, comrade