@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[KeeKeeCooch]

This is an unsubstantiated slanderous insinuation; a powerful posterior is no evidence of largeness, knave.
Look upon thyself, reflected in the mascarpone, and know this.
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I like your kitchen tiles, did you do them yourself?

 

[The Lurky 1]

What if we got a nurse to blend up some leafy greens and just IV drip that shit? It might be the only way, he needs a smoothie in those veins!

 

[souschef]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qhV-T9B0tGE

>veggie nuggies
>all you have to do is purée your veggies together and mix with your meat

 

[stares at error messages]

Meat eats the veggies. I eat the meat. Therefore meat is just a more efficient package for veggies. Why are you addicted to being retarded? Who hurt you?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Meat eats the veggies. I eat the meat. Therefore meat is just a more efficient package for veggies. Why are you addicted to being retarded? Who hurt you?

Scurvy

 

[souschef]

Meat eats the veggies. I eat the meat. Therefore meat is just a more efficient package for veggies. Why are you addicted to being retarded? Who hurt you?

High irritability and mood swings are low testosterone symptoms

This happens when you lack nutrients to breakdown amino acids correctly. Sucks to suck boy

 

[stares at error messages]

High irritability and mood swings are low testosterone symptoms

This happens when you lack nutrients to breakdown amino acids correctly. Sucks to suck boy

Oh. so that's what your problem is.

 

[souschef]

Nah, i eat veggies. It's a you problem

 

[LimeRikki]

Meat eats the veggies. I eat the meat. Therefore meat is just a more efficient package for veggies. Why are you addicted to being retarded? Who hurt you?

HE'S CONSTIPATED
HE'S LOW FIBER
HE'S BAD AT EATING A HEALTHY BALANCED DIET

*triangle sounds*

 

[stares at error messages]

Nah, i eat veggies. It's a you problem

Whom ever smelt it dealt it.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Uh oh! Red scary envelope?

OwO, wuts dis?

I could be prosecuted? I may be fined? Lol, lmao even.
You'd have to a fucking retard to take this vague shit seriously, here's some noodles:

 

[LimeRikki]

Uh oh! Red scary envelope?
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OwO, wuts dis?
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I could be prosecuted? I may be fined? Lol, lmao even.
You'd have to a fucking retard to take this vague shit seriously, here's some noodles:
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What type of noodles?

Is there any garlic in there?

 

[AMHOLIO]

What type of noodles?

Is there any garlic in there?

Onion needed too.

 

[YWNBAM]

What type of noodles?

Instant noodles

 

[Mound Dweller]

garlic

Onion

What the fuck is wrong with you? Sick fucks

Instant noodles

I consooome only the finest of stuff I boil myself acktuelley

 

[Bullet Kin]

Those look like very big bits of chicken, are you able to pick them up with your fork and eat them within a bite?

 

[Nickel Silver]

I could be prosecuted? I may be fined? Lol, lmao even.

Whenever I think Moundy should be punished for his food crimes, I should remember that he is already being punished by living in the UK.

 

[AMHOLIO]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Sick fucks

onions
garlic
now

 

[KeeKeeCooch]

Uh oh! Red scary envelope?
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OwO, wuts dis?
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I could be prosecuted? I may be fined? Lol, lmao even.
You'd have to a fucking retard to take this vague shit seriously, here's some noodles:
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Told you that you shouldn't watch live streamed yaoi/hentai, just download it instead!