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If a normal person designed a space "4X" vidya: Master of Orion 1, 2, or 4...
If Werner designed a space "4X" vidya: Master of Orion 3?
If Werner designed a space "4X" vidya: Master of Orion 3?
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The Garden
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Holy... I thought that was toast with too much butter. His taste buds are definitely cooked.
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How do you fuck up poptarts?
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Let's just be grateful he didn't put cheese on it.
Also, Dr. Nigga posted this on Tiktok.
This is the type of video you expect to see dead bodies casually strown about, and I'm shocked there wasn't. Also, how the hell can he be so bad at pointing the camera? It's like as soon as he has to open the box or bag, it just drifts off target. I'm convinced that's a limitation from how much his broken brain can process at once because he does it every single time he records something that isn't him mooing at the camera.
The Garden
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It reminds me of when he thought that because the image was reversed in the view finder, it was reversed in the recording, and then uploaded the video with the writing clearly going the right way. I think your 1st idea was correct, he thinks the camera records what he's looking at.
WonderWino
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He acts like an autistic 8 year old, especially where food is involved so i'm not too surprised. Doesn't exactly imply good things about the shithole he is staying at, for allowing somebody with beetus and renal failure to do that shit. Nor is it a good look for mallon place to send him off to a place like that. Thats very negligent
Bold of you to assume he didn't do so by choice rather than simply being out of cheese. He would absolutely have melted cheese on it if he could have, and then likely poured ranch dressing on topHackerX dijo:
On that note, if they had a cheese and ranch dressing filled pop tart lucas would absolutely eat them
Speaking of which.....
I guess he spent all his cheese and ranch dressing money on ordering yet another shitty game. Literal manic behavior, pumping out nonsensical schizo brained games and then using his own tugboat to buy them because he thinks it makes him look smart and will attract a zoomer bae
and he wonders why the state forced him to get a tard wrangler to manage his money, Again he's acting like a child. If you gave a child an adult amount of money they'd just go out and buy lego sets with it and whatnot. Like chris chan. Lucas does exactly that but with shitty games he made himself. At least lego has some value and can be sold at some point
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I guess Lucas' payee is no more after Mallon took all his money for years. But, I suppose there isn't much else Lucas can do with that money anyway, so whatever.
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I suspect Lucas still has a payee. That is how the African flop house gets their rent. However, the rent must be way less than Mallon Place and Lucas also got his beloved food stamps back. So, likely Lucas just has more spending money now due to the Nigerians taking less of his money.
WonderWino
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Lucas thinks money can buy happiness. He really does love quoting idiots and showing off how greedy and jealous of people with money he is
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Lucas is the perfect example of someone you could give millions of dollars and he'd just waste it all and be in the same spot.
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>blushing girl wojak with messy hair
Ah, so it’s a troon running this retarded commie meme page. It all makes sense now. Only a troon could have the same “give me everything free” politics as Lucas.
WonderWino
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I'd argue that if you gave lucas a million dollars and left him to his own devices as to what to do with it he'd end up in a far worse spot by the time he was done. After all the first thing he would do is gorge himself on as much food as he could get his hands on. The second thing would be to leave his tardhouse and get an apartment or house so he could do what he wanted away from prying eyes and so he could use it as bait for a zoomer bae. Naturally he'd blow the rest of the money in record time and wouldn't be able to pay for his housing. He'd end up losing it and be back on the street as by that time his current housing spot would have long since been filled by somebody else
The only difference with how things were when he started the whole saga would be that he would be fatter from eating like a pig and angrier from 'capitalism' costing him his house and leaving him on the street, and of course from no zoomer bae actually going for his bait
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What a weird thing to say
Lucas admitting he does not understand why manipulative criminals try to pull jailhouse conversions. and lucas is just as manipulative and criminal as any of them and does the exact same thing in reverse
Thats some serious incel logic there lucas
Lucas thinks weed was $300 an ounce lol sounds like somebody was ripping him off in high school and he was too stupid to know it. He also doesn't see the difference between weed prices getting lower and a hooker somehow thinking its worth it to sell her body for a tenth of the price just because its legal. Its also legal in some places and they don't do that shit so where is he even getting this idiocy
He absolutely wants a teen hooker that he can do anything he wants with and knows full well such things are well out of his price range. Not to mention he would then proceed to attempt to get free access afterwards by threatening to call the cops on the guy who was pimping said teen out and likely get his ass killed for it
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SwiftBucks
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Wasn't the going rate $60/quarter? I think an oz of purple hairy nugs was about $300.
Either way it's not $20/oz unless you are buying a bag of ditchweed shake.
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Prostitutes are not attractive, and men are awful. Ok there, Beatrix. I see the types that a-log Lucas.
WonderWino
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Lucas is up at 1am spokane time ranting on fb about how you only get called an incel if they're not attracted to you and how such 'women' are clones with no personalities
I guess somebody called him an incel recently and its pissing him off
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Says the guy who either claims the state will provide him with a bunch of extra money and take care of a kid for him or just ignores that fact and has told people he'll address that issue when he knocks somebody up and has to. So he's contradicting himself again and being very manipulative
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WonderWino
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Sounds like lucas has been buying somebodies OF content and got called out for being a creeper for it. Gee I wonder what underage looking OF skank he has been creeping on
He's lying and being blatantly obvious about it. Lucas does not even understand what a platonic friendship actually consists of as he has proven more times than I can count. He has also hit on every woman he has claimed wanted such a situation and has publicly chimped out many times about how he refuses to be involved in platonic relationships with women who won't date him and while he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is textbook wern manipulation on his part. He is using terms and phrases in a way he thinks people want to hear to not be a creeper and is telling people what he thinks they want to hear to get the reaction he wants
Threatening to block people again
The rest of the comments so far are just idiots arguing over OF skanks not being skanks and just trying to earn money anad horseshit like that, not worth posting
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Oh yeah. It's not even just nonchalantly knowing he'd waste it, but knowing with such a high degree of confidence that it's just a matter of how liquid you could get so you could eager everything.
It's crazy that one of the unironically best outcomes of that scenario is someone immediately stealing the money from him.
I've always just assumed he's buying the most absolute dogshit possible while being told otherwise. He's legitimately too retarded to know, and I'm fairly certain his brain is so broken that he's unknowingly larped getting high after someone sold him oregano.
Lucas has achieved the rare art of being so laughably bad at lying that you can always figure out some fundamental truth goring through his mind; that he's desperately trying to hide. It's why it's such a shame people don't try to get him on podcasts and whatnot because you could learn so much more when it's not restricted to the guardrails that posting from your Facebook profile allow.
He's lying and being blatantly obvious about it.
Relatively quiet day so far
Moo moo moo
Moo moo moo
Lucas does this while he's done nothing ever, lol.
Oh dear. Has Caitlyn Jenner been in the news recently? If not, Lucas is fantasizing about him...