💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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How do you fuck up poptarts?
Let's just be grateful he didn't put cheese on it.

Also, Dr. Nigga posted this on Tiktok.

This is the type of video you expect to see dead bodies casually strown about, and I'm shocked there wasn't. Also, how the hell can he be so bad at pointing the camera? It's like as soon as he has to open the box or bag, it just drifts off target. I'm convinced that's a limitation from how much his broken brain can process at once because he does it every single time he records something that isn't him mooing at the camera.
 
It reminds me of when he thought that because the image was reversed in the view finder, it was reversed in the recording, and then uploaded the video with the writing clearly going the right way. I think your 1st idea was correct, he thinks the camera records what he's looking at.
 
How do you fuck up poptarts?
He acts like an autistic 8 year old, especially where food is involved so i'm not too surprised. Doesn't exactly imply good things about the shithole he is staying at, for allowing somebody with beetus and renal failure to do that shit. Nor is it a good look for mallon place to send him off to a place like that. Thats very negligent

HackerX dijo:
Let's just be grateful he didn't put cheese on it.
Bold of you to assume he didn't do so by choice rather than simply being out of cheese. He would absolutely have melted cheese on it if he could have, and then likely poured ranch dressing on top

On that note, if they had a cheese and ranch dressing filled pop tart lucas would absolutely eat them

Speaking of which.....
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I guess he spent all his cheese and ranch dressing money on ordering yet another shitty game. Literal manic behavior, pumping out nonsensical schizo brained games and then using his own tugboat to buy them because he thinks it makes him look smart and will attract a zoomer bae

and he wonders why the state forced him to get a tard wrangler to manage his money, Again he's acting like a child. If you gave a child an adult amount of money they'd just go out and buy lego sets with it and whatnot. Like chris chan. Lucas does exactly that but with shitty games he made himself. At least lego has some value and can be sold at some point
 
I guess Lucas' payee is no more after Mallon took all his money for years. But, I suppose there isn't much else Lucas can do with that money anyway, so whatever.
I suspect Lucas still has a payee. That is how the African flop house gets their rent. However, the rent must be way less than Mallon Place and Lucas also got his beloved food stamps back. So, likely Lucas just has more spending money now due to the Nigerians taking less of his money.
 
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Lucas thinks money can buy happiness. He really does love quoting idiots and showing off how greedy and jealous of people with money he is
>blushing girl wojak with messy hair
Ah, so it’s a troon running this retarded commie meme page. It all makes sense now. Only a troon could have the same “give me everything free” politics as Lucas.
 
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