💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I love when this retard compares his schizo scribbles to wildly successful games he’s never played. He could just say “I’m making a fantasy RPG board game with a solo campaign mode” but he’s incapable of describing his ideas except by telling us where he stole them from. Such a creative individual, Lucas is.
TBF, Lucas has provided some schizofrenic scribbles they are allegedly used to decipher something about something in one of his games. Though he's seemingly forgotten about that one, two other recent ones, and every other game he temporarily conjures.

Snd admittedly, I do appreciate when he compare his games to a handful of well-known games that are so wildly disparate that the only similarity is that they're games. Not even physical or virtual games, just games.

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Haha. Ruh roh.
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See! Look! He's capable? of describing? his ideas?
 
Lucas wasn't allowed or welcome to spend dad's day with his family.

I have more to rant about but, "ready to be a dad" no grandparents because King Roy hates him and Myrna's cuck only helped him because she was worried about her ego. Shes not even in the same time zone.

Many people have broken or no relation with parents. But. Lucas is a pedo and disowned. He's legit dying, and fat and gay.
 
Lucas wasn't allowed or welcome to spend dad's day with his family.

I have more to rant about but, "ready to be a dad" no grandparents because King Roy hates him and Myrna's cuck only helped him because she was worried about her ego. Shes not even in the same time zone.

Many people have broken or no relation with parents. But. Lucas is a pedo and disowned. He's legit dying, and fat and gay.
When you put it that way the whole situation comes off as some horrifyingly autistic version of legends of the fall, if brad pitt was a creepy mentally ill pedo that got run off from the family ranch for creeping on the little native girl instead of the whole self exile thing and coming back to eventually marry her

That is the only time I suspect anyone anywhere will ever compare lucas to brad pitt. and its not like lucas had an epic death knife fighting a grizzly instead of eating himself to death in a sketchy nursing home

On the other hand I could absolutely see lucas's end being in some crazed state and lunging at some bear in the woods in spokane while wielding his old boxcutter and thinking he's rushing some flatbill that tried to take a zooner bae from him in his manic delerium

Though aside from that there are some weird similarities. The elk kingdom instead of a montana ranch, 3 brothers that are envious of each other and do a bunch of dumb shit, a guy that ended up marrying somebody he knew since she was a little girl (lucas's pedo dream to be sure), the father having a stroke, practically disowning a son over his behavior and a narcissistic mother who fucked off for nonsensical reasons and left raising her sons to other people. a parody movie about lucas's family would be hilarious i'm sure
 
Another schizophrenic game with rules that Lucas doesn't even understand will be arriving soon, everyone. I think board game designer Lucas may be my least favorite version of him. He makes boring, autistic games. With the exception of his idea for "Dance of the Telomeres". That was very autistic, but in a funny way. That game never game to fruition.

And there was a ton of fraud through USAID. Of course, Lucas's cow brain can't understand that.

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It arrived apparently. and looks stupid as fuck
Much like how Lucas believes everyone thinks exactly like him, I'm pretty sure he believes that the camera is recording everything he's seeing through his eyes. We're basically staring at a box 90% of the time while he's clearly doing stuff off camera, LOL.
 
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