💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[dirtydeanna96]

Saw a young woman (24) on Reddit who said she worked at an assisted living facility in Spokane I reached out to her and asked if she knew of Lucas.

She said she did, and seemed VERY surprised by his online antics

She said he was always very nice in person, shy even, except once he was trying to talk with a staff member about which Disney princess would be best to have sex with, wanted the staff member's opinion, like a conversation or dialogue about royal cartoon teenagers.

I asked specifically about the sex pest stuff, she said he had never bothered her

I asked her if she had worked at mallon

She became kind of cagey and said she couldn't tell me where she worked

The incestuous comments seemed to bother her the most

She said "I hope he never has a daughter"

Considering this woman is 24 now, and was probably 23 when she worked with Lucas, and he almost never spoke to her

there is no chance of Lucas reproducing

 

[wenttobermuda]

Gabriel posting on Lucas's thread is as close to interesting as Lucas has been since Mallon. Not that interesting, but unexpected. I know little of the Gabby lore, just enough to identify him as a fat faggot. Like Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

From his latest sausage with cum looking sauce post. He definitely isn't going to like waking up to that post in the morning. No way he doesn't wig out and delete that as soon as he sees it

 

[Bassomatic]

Saw a young woman (24) on Reddit who said she worked at an assisted living facility in Spokane I reached out to her and asked if she knew of Lucas.

She said she did, and seemed VERY surprised by his online antics

She said he was always very nice in person, shy even, except once he was trying to talk with a staff member about which Disney princess would be best to have sex with, wanted the staff member's opinion, like a conversation or dialogue about royal cartoon teenagers.

I asked specifically about the sex pest stuff, she said he had never bothered her

I asked her if she had worked at mallon

She became kind of cagey and said she couldn't tell me where she worked

The incestuous comments seemed to bother her the most

She said "I hope he never has a daughter"

Considering this woman is 24 now, and was probably 23 when she worked with Lucas, and he almost never spoke to her

there is no chance of Lucas reproducing

I don't want to call BS on this because I can see if you don't interact with him much or know about him. Really in the end of the day, Lucas is a predator. He plays weak and nice to lure people in. I don't know aside some CIA job where you can't say where you worked. You can't name patients clearly. I get she might not want to because reddit she'd be easy to dox, but I'll still take with a grain of salt because, while Lucas puts an act on a lot. He's clearly mentally off, behaves strangly and as of late it's clear he can't even mask up with his mental illness. Did she mention him just being a fucking weirdo or doing things that gave a way a serious mental illness? According to Lucas himself, he stumbles around, pacing a lot trying to look smart with his ape arm swing or behind his back.

Either way, interesting. Yes Lucas will never have kids, it's..... Not in the cards!

Gabriel posting on Lucas's thread is as close to interesting as Lucas has been since Mallon. Not that interesting, but unexpected. I know little of the Gabby lore, just enough to identify him as a fat faggot. Like Lucas.

That fucking weirdo and Lucas both bother me. Gabe jumped at me in DM because he's a spastic faggot. He's like a Lucas if he was early 20s in the current year. A gross fat pedo who eats too much and has some weird relationship with his mom who's also a loser.

I'm guessing some of those Ball S dogs were at the food pantry #readytobeadad. That ramen meal looks like one of those prison cooking meals. Remember how Lucas always brags about losing weight and the only reason he did was he was in jail? For hitting a woman.

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas is back to posting videos of him and weed, while complaining about women of course.

 

[wenttobermuda]

That fucking weirdo and Lucas both bother me. Gabe jumped at me in DM because he's a spastic faggot. He's like a Lucas if he was early 20s in the current year. A gross fat pedo who eats too much...

Lucas never bothered me. He used to fascinate me. I just couldn't understand how so much fail and faggotry could be condensed into one fat faggot, so I dabbled in Wernology.

Gabby, I think, may answer the un-asked question of "What if Lucas were the same age as as the Gen Z baes who reject him?" He'd be a fat faggot on TikTok, as opposed to Facebook.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I don't want to call BS on this because I can see if you don't interact with him much or know about him. Really in the end of the day, Lucas is a predator. He plays weak and nice to lure people in. I don't know aside some CIA job where you can't say where you worked. You can't name patients clearly. I get she might not want to because reddit she'd be easy to dox, but I'll still take with a grain of salt because, while Lucas puts an act on a lot. He's clearly mentally off, behaves strangly and as of late it's clear he can't even mask up with his mental illness. Did she mention him just being a fucking weirdo or doing things that gave a way a serious mental illness? According to Lucas himself, he stumbles around, pacing a lot trying to look smart with his ape arm swing or behind his back.

Either way, interesting. Yes Lucas will never have kids, it's..... Not in the cards!

she said it was last december

actually, she said "Lucas didn't act much like that in person, it's only online i guess, he can totally control it, he knows what he's doing and knows it's wrong"

she sad he's diagnosed schizoaffective, but he was medicated to the gills when she worked there, she thinks his fatness comes from hunder due to medication

that makes a lot of sense, actually. we've wondered about the bipolar\schizophrenia question for a long time. .schizoaffective is the up\down of bipolar with the delusions and halucinations of schizophrenia.

i could have done better with my questions, was trying to get her to say he was a sex pest and get examples.

i don't think she was lying, no reason for a young woman to try to make creepy luke out to be an ok guy

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

There is absolutely no reason for a young woman to lie and make Lucas seem like an ok guy lmao.

There’s also no reason for anyone to get on Reddit or kiwifarms and make shit up, but that probably happens everyday. I’m not saying you’re full of shit, just something to keep in mind.

 

[WonderWino]

she said it was last december

actually, she said "Lucas didn't act much like that in person, it's only online i guess, he can totally control it, he knows what he's doing and knows it's wrong"

she sad he's diagnosed schizoaffective, but he was medicated to the gills when she worked there, she thinks his fatness comes from hunder due to medication

that makes a lot of sense, actually. we've wondered about the bipolar\schizophrenia question for a long time. .schizoaffective is the up\down of bipolar with the delusions and halucinations of schizophrenia.

i could have done better with my questions, was trying to get her to say he was a sex pest and get examples.

i don't think she was lying, no reason for a young woman to try to make creepy luke out to be an ok guy

There are a few problems with this.

First, we do know for certain that lucas has periods, sometimes rather long ones, where he legitimately cannot keep his crazy under control. Remember the broker B stuff? The insane ranting on the streets about oligarchs? Convincing himself of his delusions to the point of filing false police reports for assault, not to mention the whole blackmailing his neighbors incident and that time he ended up laying in the street after a long psychotic episode and was hauled into an ambulance and to the nuthouse. Those are just a few examples. Hell lets not forget about the whole recording his insane notes at mallon place. Thats looney behavior in itself

Lucas frequently knows when its necessary to behave and he absolutely knows right from wrong, its why he is so manipulative about things but he is by no means always able to control those impulses and the crazy

But the major problem here is that this supposed employee who has met lucas would say any of this at all, to the point of outing a piece of actual medical information. Thats a major HIPAA violation and considering everybody can figure out where these encounters must have taken place. In other words either something is off here or shes a total fucking moron who put herself in a situation where somebody could very easily get her into serious trouble if they had a mind to. and over lucas no less. Mallon place isn't known for having the smartest and most competent staff but I can't see them being that overtly stupid, let alone for no real reason on their part

Its not like there aren't plenty of dreamchaser types out there and lets not forget she pulled something very similar early on

 

[not in the cards]

Gabe jumped at me in DM because he's a spastic faggot. He's like a Lucas if he was early 20s in the current year. A gross fat pedo who eats too much and has some weird relationship with his mom who's also a loser.

He actually went off at you on DM? Damn, I messaged him and I didn't get a reply. Maybe I'm not trying hard enough to piss the little faggot off.

Lucas is back to posting videos of him and weed, while complaining about women of course.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eiLv6pGApTk

I'm not sure if I should be more surprised at his handlers letting him outside unsupervised or for letting him smoke weed. Do I see a MRSA sore on his face? In any case, he's somehow looking even less healthy.
@VoidFace good to have you back. Been a while since we've seen you.

 

[Bassomatic]

He's at a possibly illegal flop house, again. So yeah weed probably isn't as bad as the food shit he does health wise honestly. Granted with all his mental problems and meds he takes adding anything he does drink and smoke pot when he gets his welfare check it's dangerous for sure. We have the dox of where he lives, it's a dump, it's run by some people who I personally can't confirm (but do not take as fact) are on the level legally. This might be quite the "learing center" if you get my drift.

We all know of Lucas health issues tied to and caused by his high blood pressure, morbid obesity, and they let him cook and pig out. We've never seen proof of his 10 dollar cooking cert. Also I just don't buy he could pass it. Mrs Basso had to take it years ago and in a different state but it was like 2 weeks and I could find her now lapsed cert on my states info. The site I used claimed it covers the entire country, and the different levels. Lucas Werner gave a 0 after a control F. Just wanted to point that out. Werner isn't the most uncommon name ever too but none in WA.

@dirtydeanna96, not to be confrontational but WonderWino knows the healthcare system much better than I and also added some points, can you even link the shit or some screen shots? I don't think that's unfair to ask esp with our idea of "archive everything" being a Commandmant by dear Sneeder, patron saint of cheese and being sued by weridos.

His fatness is NOT due to meds lmfao, Lmfao LMFAO! We've seen him off meds and he's 400 range. This is a well documented fact, with tons of photographic evidence and his own wording after being weighed during loony bin stays. Some of those meds can put some weight on, IIRC it's like 20 lbs on avg. I also know people who have a "jail build" on doping a horse level of SSRIs.

Yeah, Gabe sorta just got mad I gave him that great weight loss tip, because much like Lucas they won't lose weight unless forced. Also really got mad when I asked what his actual life plan is because it's gotta be clear he's speed running being the next Lucas. He's not as mentally ill toward the schizo side but he's a pedophile, food addict who leeches off people with an ego and no idea how to think past the next meal.

Lucas is hopeless and on the last few awful years of his life, Gabe could DFE start showering, end up employed, us net watchers get bored fast no one would care after 3 months he gets a mcjob unless he does something stupid again. Really easy to NOT be stupid at work. No more Discord etc.

While it's a longer shot than hitting a bullseye in another time zone Gabe has time, and a chance. Lucas is dying quite rapidly, this new place is killing him as a speed run (maybe they plan to keep collecting his tard bucks after he dies?)

His weed tantrum was great. You can tell how much seethe there was. Even when he takes drugs to quiet the backround commander he's still deep down a VERY angry selfish person. He knows he wants his fuck mommy to pay his bills, anally fist and feed him. He doesn't have one so even when he's high as a kite on dirt weed/hobo booze he can't even just relax and enjoy being "stoned".

It's also funny because he's like we just said stuck in the 90s. He's thinking he's a cool sex symbol of weed like, Bob Marley for "doing a J".

I bet Lucas is getting so fat he probably uses a thrift store used table cloth as a blanket. Remember he doesn't even own a spoon he's so useless.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

But the major problem here is that this supposed employee who has met lucas would say any of this at all, to the point of outing a piece of actual medical information. Thats a major HIPAA violation and considering everybody can figure out where these encounters must have taken place. In other words either something is off here or shes a total fucking moron who put herself in a situation where somebody could very easily get her into serious trouble if they had a mind to. and over lucas no less. Mallon place isn't known for having the smartest and most competent staff but I can't see them being that overtly stupid, let alone for no real reason on their part

Its not like there aren't plenty of dreamchaser types out there and lets not forget she pulled something very similar early on

It's clear HIPAA violation, but let's not pretend that many in the health field are innocent like they portray. Plenty of them talk shit about clients among each other, and online, especially on leftist strongholds like Reddit, X, etc...

It's a believable explanation, so I don't totally dismiss it. Lucas has seemed shy around others, we at least know his "friends" have used him a few times, and he's probably gotten his ass beat before and lied about it online. I also assume he knows better than to push his luck too far with younger female employees. He has been around them, and mostly avoided trouble for years now.

 

[Twrx]

It's clear HIPAA violation, but let's not pretend that many in the health field are innocent like they portray. Plenty of them talk shit about clients among each other, and online, especially on leftist strongholds like Reddit, X, etc...

It's a believable explanation, so I don't totally dismiss it. Lucas has seemed shy around others, we at least know his "friends" have used him a few times, and he's probably gotten his ass beat before and lied about it online. I also assume he knows better than to push his luck too far with younger female employees. He has been around them, and mostly avoided trouble for years now.

He never explained where he got the black eye he had a few years ago.

 

[Stunner900]

there is no chance of Lucas reproducing

Can we castrate him for good measure?

 

[HackerX]

It's clear HIPAA violation, but let's not pretend that many in the health field are innocent like they portray. Plenty of them talk shit about clients among each other, and online, especially on leftist strongholds like Reddit, X, etc...

Yeah, I mean it's not that far off from what you you should just plain plain expect of someone in the that field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get HIPPA violations, ethical concerns and all that, but people are gonna either gab some hot goss or bitch about a difficult person in the workplace regardless of their professional industry. While I'll admit it something they shouldn't do, I'm not gonna get bent too out of shape until they start delving into specific treatment plans, challenges, and that type of stuff.

It's a believable explanation, so I don't totally dismiss it. Lucas has seemed shy around others, we at least know his "friends" have used him a few times, and he's probably gotten his ass beat before and lied about it online. I also assume he knows better than to push his luck too far with younger female employees. He has been around them, and mostly avoided trouble for years now.

Oh I completely believe it. Lucas is incredibly meek and shy, to his absolute detriment, most of the time. Yes, he can and will spaz out in the ways we all know and love. However, that's typically more liable to happen when he's not in a constantly controlled (relatively) environment while the shit in his mind boils over.

Can we castrate him for good measure?

I'd love to see him freak out if someone told him they laced his food with something that chemically castrated him. There's no telling how his frazzled brain would even begin to own process it.

Lucas's Facebook has mostly been his boring and informed politics/economics mooing, but I grabbed the things I thought were particularly funny.

Ahh yes. Dr. Nigga has confirmed these very accurate, truthful statistics are because of atheism and nothing else.

LOL. He's mad people aren't liking his hotdog posts. Jesus.

And to good ol' TikTok


Definitely not schizofrenic hieroglyphics or anything like that. Whatever happened to Meepocalypse BTW?

This is actually an animated clip, but TT won't let me download it for some reason. Does this pic of a fat, shizofrenic 45 year old man eating cheese get you zoomer baes all hot and bothered? If not? Why not? Are you all just bigots or something?

Okay zoomer baes, if the cheese didn't get your rocks off then how about this??? Hmmm?????

Be better, bigots.

Another clip I couldn't download that was actually a video. Ofc, zoomer baes should find this attractive as well.

 

[Stunner900]

@HackerX since I can’t just reply for some reason. Many schizos should be castrated for the good of society and maybe themselves. Who knows maybe stopping the testosterone flow could “cure” them.

 

[HackerX]

@HackerX since I can’t just reply for some reason.

It's probably because my post is too long.

Many schizos should be castrated for the good of society and maybe themselves. Who knows maybe stopping the testosterone flow could “cure” them.

Friend, there ain't no cure for Dr. Nigga. He hasn't had a functional male libido in at least a decade and is just as statically obsessed with teenage women as ever. The only "cure" the entire medical industry can ethically* provide for this defective fella is dosing him to the gills in the hopes of sedating him as much as possible without killing him.

*- Ethical is obviously relative. I mean, there's absolutely an argument to be made that it'd be more ethical to MAID Lucas. The dude's entire life has been suffering by basically every objective standard. How he managed to luck into having essentially every basic necessity of life (and more) provided to him, while there's all kinds of other crazy schizos roaming the streets without receiving all the shit he does, astounds me to this day.


Ofc, I will absolutely agree he should've been castrated eons ago to diminish Lucas's relatively meager risk to society. Not that I think Lucas presents one iota of risk without a handful of precise, utterly unique opportunities that miraculously cascade in place simultaneously for him to take advantage of a unwitting victim, but that single iota is one too many.

PLUS it'd be funny. Besides "picking up sticks" and cooking (LOLRIP), the only selling point Lucas pitches to women for why they should choose him is his magical, telomeric cum. Without the prospect of being bred by a legitimately insane, old, and fat dude who's been employed for a few months throughout his life and has predominantly lived at either homeless shelters or assisted living facilities, I'm really not sure what his alternative approach would even be.

 

[SwiftBucks]

princedaddytelomerase

never change, Lucas

 

[Bassomatic]

Can we castrate him for good measure?

He did it to himself, remember over 10 years ago he admitted he couldn't get hard anymore due to the meds and being over 400+ lbs. Healthy men in their late 40s like Lucas is aren't quite the jack hammer they were in their twenties.

Actually, yea Lucas Stop your meds, you're boring.. I mean, you'll have better Telomerase and that bald spot will fill out.

Lucas doing drugs and eating cheese. I'm actually impressed his tard bux lasted this long (it's a full week) He says he's smart there's many people who have mental issues and function, Schizos know not to smoke pot or drink etc... Don't eat like a pig because meds add weight.

I agree ethics wise MAIDing Lucas is the best thing for humanity, Lucas as well. But like I love to point out because it's true and hurts him, he's kept alive to make the richest richer. Big Pharma loves we won't kill him off. The La Plante family at Mallon kept him over half a decade letting him waddles around in a closet shared with another man for over 1k a month. My garage is nicer than Mallon's bedrooms. Now some probably illegals are housing him taking his money.

His age cope is always funny because he doesn't understand how big his age group is. Let's pretend his lies were true about his broken sperg being magic. There's millions of men in that age bracket. Almost all of them aren't schizo hobos, with a criminal history, pedophiles, can't drive, untreated beetus, MRSA... well what I'm saying is if 40-50 men made the best kids, Lucas still has no reason to do it. You'd be better off letting a 90 year old nut in you.

I'm looking forward to Tarot 2.0 the unplayable slop. Any update on his "finals" game?

 

[WonderWino]

Not getting likes on his posts is upsetting him again. I wonder if he'll try to pull a 'if you don't like them you really like them' nonsense like he tried with his youtube videos

and of course it involves cheese