💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Fatal Walter dijo:
KF was down when I was about to but I'll probably be making a Lucas video pretty soon here. I guess Lucas doesn't understand that you can't protest all month if you have a job.
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Looking forward to it, I think I suggested it before, not out of ego but for lulz. Since you're kind enough to admit we exist and you use the farms. Since he does watch/read all this shit and pretends he doesn't. I was thinking if you don't mind a few screen shots and shout us out.

It would really fuck with his paranoia.

I'm not HUGE into board games, my wife and I play card games more, I've been playing Battletech for 30+ years and D&D for 20? (I'm not fat) Tried many board games, but his game is, dull as said before. It's just boring and not fun sounding. I would love to see Lucas play chess. I think since he likes making his games complex to try to flex his smarts, even a game of cribbage would be hilarious because counting is hard for him.

It popped in my mind, Lucas is so inept and never been a real adult, had he been given a million dollar trump dollars like he claims was a thing and reneged on? Or what ever. Not only would he blow it, lots of people would waste it as we've seen with covid money W's tax rebate etc, Lucas couldn't even figure how to buy something. That's why he has a payee. If any of us had a million dollars, depending where we stand and all we'd probably own a home cash out. Lucas wouldn't know how to even call a realtor to buy a house with that kinda money. It would all be ruined and wasted.

It's amazing you might laugh at some dumb dumb who blows 100k on the lotto on a used Ferrari he can't afford to upkeep, but he managed to go to a dealership show his driving privileges, and wire money. Lucas has a hard time even buying lunch. He's that stupid. While anyone who is in the working world around Lucas age now, we know if you had 0 dollars at his age a million dollars doesn't go far. If you wanted to stay middle class, at 46 you'll need more a million you'll have to go back to work, unless you own a home etc.

He's also very fat, and probably won't see 65 to get his discount at Perkins.
 
Just so everyone knows, @SaltyAtlantaSourPeach is Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage aka Nova Online. Another unemployed pedophile who's life is circling the drain. He, much like Lucas is a cringey pedo who tries to manipulate young girls so that he can fulfil his depraved sexual desires.
SaltyAtlantaSourPeach dijo:
OH FUCK THIS ASSHAT LIVES RIGHT NEXT TO ME FUUUUUCK
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You're not much better than Lucas. You're also a fat, balding lolcow with a documented history of being a creep with no sense of self-awareness. You're in no position to dunk on any lolcow as your pathetic existence is also circling the drain because of your actions.
 
deadson dijo:
It's not as terrible as people make it out to be. It's not great, but not good. Just be aware of the areas you're in and it'll be OK. Downtown is known to be bad, but there are other areas that are worse.
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TBF, its indisputably improved from the days of Lucas freely roaming the streets while randomly yelling about zoomers all day.
 
Wait it's another fat balding pedo posting here?fuck you Nova, there's too much blood in your wrists fix it. Trust me I'm a doctor.
Actually no, you can redeem yourself, get aids and let Lucas suck your dick

Seriously it's the only way you too faggots will find love or lose weight.
 
Bassomatic dijo:
Wait it's another fat balding pedo posting here?fuck you Nova, there's too much blood in your wrists fix it. Trust me I'm a doctor.
Actually no, you can redeem yourself, get aids and let Lucas suck your dick

Seriously it's the only way you too faggots will find love or lose weight.
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Oh boy, you should check his thread out if this is new to you lmfaooo
 
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What a fat fucking pig. The gas station sushi special. Is that a whole fuckin bag of crispy onions on top? Some sriracha mayo and honey garlic sauce maybe?? My god
 
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