💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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oh my god her tattoos are terrible
 
Myrna’s smile is fucking nightmare fuel and those tattoos, my god. She probably got that whole arm (she definitely calls it a sleeve) done in Mexico for $150 USD.

I remember seeing Lucas at some point asking the internet if he should get tattoos (to lure a zoomer bae of course) as if he could ever afford even one.

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Found it. Yeahhh ok.. Shut up you fuckin pussy.

Also.. I think Jamie died, didn’t he? He at least was missing and someone commented on a Lucas post trying to find him.
Yeah what…? Is that even a thing, tattoos being more risky for diabetics? I don’t have the beetus but I do have a lot of tattoos and I’ve never heard of that. He’s such a pussy ass bitch.
 
Yeah what…? Is that even a thing, tattoos being more risky for diabetics? I don’t have the beetus but I do have a lot of tattoos and I’ve never heard of that. He’s such a pussy ass bitch.
Diabetics take longer to heal wounds, which means its at risk of infection longer.

A healthy-ish diabetic could probably safely get one if they kept an eye on both their blood sugar levels and also the tattoo itself.

But this is Lucas who has filmed himself pee'ing fucking honey colored piss, eats like absolute shit, and has foot sores that won't heal. Plus MRSA, can't forget about the MRSA.
A tattoo on Lucas very much runs the risk of becoming a staging ground for Older Daddy Nurgle.
 
I doubt a an artist would want to touch him, with his gloves hands or with a needle. Nor want him stinking up the shop.

Just picture it, him stinking and ranting and running people off. They'd trespass that kinder egg shaped mental patient asap.
 
I doubt a an artist would want to touch him, with his gloves hands or with a needle. Nor want him stinking up the shop.

Just picture it, him stinking and ranting and running people off. They'd trespass that kinder egg shaped mental patient asap.
There's no way he could handle the pain either. I can easily envision him thinking he's cool as shit when an artists is putting the stencil on him, and probably taking schizofrenic selfies that are 90% face/10% stencil. Then he'd immediately throw a childish tantrum as soon as the needle is in the artist's hand.
 
There's no way he could handle the pain either. I can easily envision him thinking he's cool as shit when an artists is putting the stencil on him, and probably taking schizofrenic selfies that are 90% face/10% stencil. Then he'd immediately throw a childish tantrum as soon as the needle is in the artist's hand.
Do you have any? I dont. Probably won't.

If so, how close is it to getting a numbing shot to the gums at the dentists office?
 
If I walked into a shop and saw the freak or someone like adf getting something, I'd leave. A shop like that doesn't give a shit about it's clientele or basic health code guides.

ETA: Pain from a tattoo all depends on where you get them. I'm pretty covered and have somehow managed to fall asleep during work on my calves, thighs and back. My multiple rib pieces though, I had to take multiple breaks. Fuck rib tattoos, that said,I've got more planned. Like everything else in life, it's subjective. Tattoos help me destress.
 
Do you have any? I dont. Probably won't.

If so, how close is it to getting a numbing shot to the gums at the dentists office?
The closest thing I can really compare it to is imagine having a pretty solid sunburn and some goblin is repeatedly scratching it with a sharp stick repeatedly for a few hours at a minimum.

Pain tolerance really depends on the location of the tattoo and the person. For example, getting one somewhere meaty like your thighs or calf is infinitely more tolerable than around your armpit, nipple, or collarbone.

It's also just something that's highly dependent on the individual because different people have different limits of time before their body stops producing the chemicals that make that shit bearable. What's crazy to me is how some people (especially women) can sit in a chair, and let this gay little Irish dude stab them for 6+ hours like it's nothing while I'm silently seething right around the 3rd hour.
 
Yeah as has been said above, there are multiple reasons why Lucas wouldn’t be able to waddle into a decent shop and even get through a consultation before getting turned away. Awful hygiene, visibly bad health, probable lack of deposit money, schizo Myrna-esque design idea. I also think Lucas is a giant pussy and would bitch and moan about his fat ass shoulder after 20 minutes (easiest spot imo). I do wonder though.. What would Lucas want his first tattoo to be if it was a realistic possibility?
 
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Do you have any? I dont. Probably won't.

If so, how close is it to getting a numbing shot to the gums at the dentists office?
I would say it's really a different kind of pain because a shot is one single needle penetrating multiple layers of skin whereas a tattoo is multiple needles scratching the surface of the skin. Some users above accurately describe the feeling, like a sunburn being scratched and different areas definitely are more painful than others (like your cuticles, ow), but there's no way that Lucas could tolerate that even for a second.
 
Do you have any? I dont. Probably won't.

If so, how close is it to getting a numbing shot to the gums at the dentists office?
It’s not really like that at all. I think it’s a common misconception that tattoos are like shots — sure both involve a “needle” but a tattoo gun needle is really nothing like a hypodermic one. Shots are a pain that can be worse or not as bad as tattoo pain, but the main difference is that shots usually go under the skin, sometimes all the way to the muscle or adipose tissue, so sometimes you feel the pain much “deeper”, if that makes sense?

With tattoos, it doesn’t feel like it’s going super deep into your flesh like a shot, it feels more like someone is taking a needle and dragging it roughly over your skin over and over (which essentially is what is happening, so makes sense I guess). I’ve heard people describe getting tattoos as what it feels like to scratch a bad sunburn with sharp nails, and while that isn’t my go to descriptor for how it feels personally, I think that is a lot better of a description than comparing it to a shot. The other big difference is that with tattoos, the motion and pain happens over and over for a long period of time. If we compared the injection of Novocain into your gum with a drag of a tattoo needle lasting as long as the Novocain shot, the shot would be more painful hands down. But tattoos are more painful overall, because even the smallest tattoo is going to take a lot longer than any simple injection.

TLDR, Lucas is WAY too much of a pussy to EVER get a tattoo. I truly think he would be sobbing, literally, if he ever tried.
 
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What a weird thing to say

He changed his profile picture again. This time to this bizarre animated and heavily filtered shot of him holding up roses, giving full on psycho eyes and trying to sniff them its such a bizarre shot and absolutely screams psycho incel

That lucas thinks this is something he should have done says alot about how much of a nutcase and an incel he truly is. Thats the kind of shit that makes teenage girls get antsy as fuck and go into full fight or flight mode if somsebody his age walked up to them and did

Though I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised at that, this is the same lucas who admitted he had to be taught not to approach little girls as a kid and tell them 'I love you' as a greeting, and seemed to struggle with that

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He's showing his narcissism again:
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and of course he makes it about food. It also goes entirely over his head here that nobody has said they want to eat at his table. He's asking a question about something that has never and will never happen
 
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Sounds like someone who hasn't been asleep in days lol
Remember back in the day when he was living in his other fartboxes he used to get in shit fairly regularly for disturbing other residents by being up all night reeeing into his phone and making alot of noise, so i'm not surprised. He probably sleeps very little if at all when on his manic cycle and then crashes out afterwards

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Somehow I doubt it

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How manipulative and abusive of you to say lucas

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That is certainly an...interesting interpretation of events. Lucas sees male wrestlers wrestling and his mind immediately goes to how its somehow both sexualized and a gay thing for him. That is very telling. Especially knowing about lucas's known homosexual inclinations

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What promises would those be exactly lucas? You must be expecting literal magic if you think its actually possible to do all of that and have zero taxes. Where does the money come from lucas? and you are in no position to call anybody a failure

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Another out of the blue homosexual reference. The approach of gay pride month must have lucas all giddy with excitement. He has certainly perked up about it. Totally something a straight guy would do randomly out of nowhere

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Says the guy who has literally bragged about being provided for by the government and not working. Lucas does not understand how employment works. and of course he focuses on the food aspect again and claims socialists are only acting blatantly hypocritical because of capitalism. Ask stalin how he lived under communism. Good luck finding a single communist leader that didn't live in a way that would make the greediest medieval noble blush. Stalin and the retards running north korea could give crassus a run for his money in the greed department

Lucas is a walking stereotype of a useful idiot and malicious, ignorant, greedy socialist. He thinks if the revolution comes he'll be taken care of, live like a king and be somebody important and rather than improve civilization he wants to destroy it and bring everybody down to his level so he can exploit them. Communism loves retards like him, and makes sure they're the first ones put up against a wall after said revolution

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Lucas is big mad at the christians tonight
 
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It’s like clockwork. After a period of calm, it’s back to insane manic rantings. The same shit we’ve seen for years and years. “All you Christians just worship money!”, “Trump is bad!”, “I’m lowkey gay!” … “Any ladies want to have a drink with me?”

It is probably much harder for Lucas given who he is, what he looks like, his situation etc.. But I don’t think he’s ever understood that people can be funny, or cool, or smart, or have any redeeming quality at all without a lot of money and it wouldn’t be that hard to find a girlfriend, a partner. These traits are unimaginable for Lucas. He lives in care homes and has watched girls he’s interested in get “taken” by supposed meth heads with no teeth lol.

The comment on the no sex in 15 years vasectomy post makes me question if he ever had sex with Suzanne. I already had my doubts.

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TLDR, Lucas is WAY too much of a pussy to EVER get a tattoo. I truly think he would be sobbing, literally, if he ever tried.
I legitimately see Lucas having a whole goddamn episode as soon as the needle touches his skin.
He changed his profile picture again. This time to this bizarre animated and heavily filtered shot of him holding up roses, giving full on psycho eyes and trying to sniff them its such a bizarre shot and absolutely screams psycho incel
This shit is even more insane than usual, and what's crazy is he thinks it actually attracts wimen.
Another out of the blue homosexual reference. The approach of gay pride month must have lucas all giddy with excitement. He has certainly perked up about it. Totally something a straight guy would do randomly out of nowhere
Besides Lucas being very obviously and deeply conflicted with his blatant homosexuality, I'm curious why he even does this. It's so well past the 'this dude is obviously bothered with his gay thoughts' that it's insane.
Lucas is a walking stereotype of a useful idiot and malicious, ignorant, greedy socialist.
Really stretching the definition of useful here. Lucas is a net negative in that regard.
It is probably much harder for Lucas given who he is, what he looks like, his situation etc.. But I don’t think he’s ever understood that people can be funny, or cool, or smart, or have any redeeming quality at all without a lot of money and it wouldn’t be that hard to find a girlfriend, a partner. These traits are unimaginable for Lucas. He lives in care homes and has watched girls he’s interested in get “taken” by supposed meth heads with no teeth lol.
It's because they are legitimately unimaginable for him. Lucas can't comprehend that other people think differently than he is, much less think at all. Plus his mind is literally defective because he only (relatively) understands things in black and white while also being static. The retard doesn't understand dynamics at all (hilarious because of his power dynamics obsession over zoomer baes), nor the fact that things aren't unchanging.

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Lucas big mad about his lack of engagement.
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Lucas posts this very insightful and thought provoking image while he'd take the mansion in an instant.
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Lucas being gay again.
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Something about Lucas being gay and trannies? IDK
 
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Nobody gives a shit about the no kings nonsense. and of course this is coming from somebody who has no job or responsibilities and unlike normal people can just protest all day and rant and rave about the government if he wanted to. Funny how he demands everybody else do just that despite the fact those people have actual jobs that prevent them from doing such things, while lucas himself sits in his fartbox stuffing his face and demanding everybody do everything for his benefit like he always does

Greedy and hypocritical as always
 
Lucas is mooing about the No Kings protests again. I agree, they did nothing, it was just a bunch of boomers trying to feel good about themselves. But what do you do, Lucas? You just mooo and reeee on the Internet. And you need the government to take care of you because you're dumb and autistic.

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