Line Of The Day

[Jonah Hill poster]

amazing how after going days without coming here, i still find it the exact way it was when i left: politics

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's ok for you to beat your parents. If they didn't raise you well enough to act better than a shit-chucking ape then they probably deserve it.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

yo for real, i cranked one out to an SFM of Joel giving it to her raw (the aged up model im not a fucking kid diddler).

 

[Trombonista]

You hear religious people say that children are a gift from God. If I gave you a beautiful gift and you let it rot in a pile of dung all day because your house was filthy and you had no shelves, it'd be the worst way you could possibly insult me. I'd want to take it back and give it to a more responsible person and I'd probably kick your ass for good measure.

 

[Niggernerd]

Line of the day? Sorry i don't hit that nose candy anymore

 

[Trombonista]

One more:

If the spotlight gives you a boner, people are gonna notice.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

tLOU3 includes a palestine girl who considers her history and what happened in israel to be the same as seeing your half asian & 100% jewish bastard son come out as a homophobe.

 

[Trombonista]

The Kiwi Farms is a site where I go to laugh and be happy. I would not come here if the site was not suited to that.

I avoid A&N and other such subforums because I feel as though they are populated by people who come to this site to cry and be angry. That attitude is as infectious as it is unhealthy, and it saddens me when such people try to colonize the rest of the site.

Please, frens: Laugh and be happy.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I am a larper? I forgot that you tards think anyone who doesn't simp for Trump is a "shill"

 

[Trombonista]

I'm just tired of seeing people get so mad all the time about things, like really really mad. Politics, troons, people darker then a paper bag, it makes threads not fun. Scream about that shit in the A&H sub fine, but there is no reason to get so mad at a cow if you go and look at their thread. Like the way @Constellationzero gets genuinely mad about tards, and I think she said some where she was a Special Ed teacher. Back away for a bit if you're getting mad and just chill.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't negotiate with retards.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It doesn't matter, awards shows are masturbation for elites that hate you and journos who no gamer gives a fuck about. They're completely irrelevant and always will be.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

These people who constantly complain about racism and antisemitism have turned me into a racist antisemite, or at least into someone who feels comfortable with saying racist/antisemitic bullshit.

 

[Trombonista]

It's like turning your car around and driving back to the nursing home because you forgot your water bottle and you walk in on a 48-strong geriatric orgy in the rec room.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The average piece of paper has a darker complexion than most of the anti racists and culture warriors on Twitter.

 

[Trombonista]

I look away for five fucking minutes and someone commits arson out of sheer shitsplitting insanity.

I don't think you medicate enough seeing as you burned down a building.

 

[Trombonista]

STOP TRYING TO TROON OUT EVERY COW

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Yes I’m a faggot, no I’m not a pedophile”

 

[Trombonista]

Through all the shitshow that's been 2020, I've learned only two things in life are certain:

1.) Death is inevitable and comes for us all.
2.) Kayla still hasn't cleaned her fucking room.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people they wanna make us average