Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

You'd dramatically increase sales if you just gave Wogglebug one uzi and had him shoot just one homeless person with it tbh

 

[Unog]

If the fed can print tender so can the Colonel.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Just hit OP with my car. Problem solved.

 

[Army Burger]

Dialtone
2 minutes ago
YEAH JUST POUR A CAN OF PEACHES ON MY PIZZA DUDE

 

[AsianChris]

When I like 5 I thought the Backstreet Boys were a street gang who also made music since I heard kids at school mentioning them and their name sounded all "urban". Like I imagined there were like 15-20 members (a mix of white and black guys) and they'd hang out in alleys with boomboxes and guns. I probably had heard their music at that point but didn't know who it was by so instead I thought they were pretty hardcore.

 

[Trombonista]

You guys got samoyed to seriouspost instead of talking about chick fil a and I can never forgive you all for that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Hey OP did you know that sexually imprinting on cartoon characters is a classic feature of autism?

 

[Trombonista]

I love how the world keeps finding a way to kick this faggot in his unremarkable nuts even years after he's died.

 

[Army Burger]

Smaug's Smokey Hole
13 minutes ago
Abolish prisons, replace it with ICP festivals!

 

[Diabeetus]

Harvey Weinstein and Hillary Clinton are trash and I would not have sex with either of them. Good bye.

 

[Trombonista]

Hahaha Glip is such a big bitch she needs two threads Hahaha

Lolcows Line of the Day:

Most men's balls are going to be unremarkable, by definition. You can quote me on that.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

My favorite Line for Saturday

All the VirusShibboleths ("We're in this together" / "new normal" / "Stay safe" / "Wear a [EXPLETIVE] mask" / "social distancing" / "save lives" / "protect my health" / "second wave") make me beg God to pour out the seven vials* of wrath from the book of Revelation.

*or bowls, depending on your translation

 

[Blackhole]

It is impossible to comprehend the amount of big-dick energy required to post vore on LinkedIn.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

imagine being an unemployed pedophile and thinking you're better than anyone

 

[Null]

just need to post this somewhere.

 

[Blackhole]

I'm sorry Disney and George Lucas took turns brutally double-teaming your entire universe.

 

[tiggles]

Silence faggots I'm trying to be disgusted here.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I made halo 2 tribute videos with nickleback songs

 

[Trombonista]

"If grape soda in the baby bottle was how my momma raised me it's good enough for my kids." Yeah and also I'm just thinking that's why you're in my emergency department today because you have a necrotic diabetic heel ulcer. Maybe don't let your kids share your same fate.

 

[Piss Bear]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: We Kiwis may be total assholes, but we're assholes with hearts of gold. We would happily see this website become obsolete and shuttered if it meant everyone we follow suddenly became decent people who are productive members of society. But that will never happen, so we will happily continue to point and laugh as the sideshow freaks of the world.