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I read this all as "Mr. Wogglebug" being a Freudian\possibly subconscious term\name for this infantilize crazy woman's presumably grotesquely engorged clitoris, seriously.
Flicking the Wogglebug as it were...
Kinda fucked up but that's how it reads.
Always talking\writing about hugging and squeezing it\him to the point of literal obsession.
The way one might write trashy airplane romance paperbacks, with all the overtly pornographic overtones both in text and cover.
Sorry, but once I thought of it I couldn't get the lid back on and I ain't gonna suffer alone and in silence...
Actually knew someone uncannily like Cynthia, unsurprisingly in a psych ward.
This 400 pound woman suffered from alopecia leaving her completely eyebrowlessly bald and giving her the appearance of a giant pug faced horrendous demon baby Dark Souls boss thing, like a bad Halloween mask...
She had been diagnosed with severe personality disorder (extreme sociopathy) which somewhat appropriately manifested in toddler like tantrums when people would refuse to listen to her seemingly endless babbling about how she was a talented misunderstood artistic genius or some shit.
Witnessed her flip a pig iron table on a unit nurse when said nurse wouldn't continue to play her baby game of listen to me and tell me I'm great for hours.
Cut the young nurses leg up pretty fierce as the table scraped it all down the front as it fell leading to much blood throughout the ward.
That was a shite day I can tell you, panicked patients, staff and all the time this morbid insufferable nightmarish toad woman yelling and screeching "nobody ever listens to me!", fucking detested her, still do.
Could never relax as anything might set her off wobbling and bellowing like the repulsive infant she was.
She drew childlike sketches in a notebook her poor poor tired parents gave her and would talk like a little girl in hopes people would say she was cute whilst fishing for compliments for her incomprehensible scribbles and loathsomely juvenile insights.
Needless to say she was nearly always left wanting...
Love this thread and all it's players.
Sorry about my spelling and such.
I sucked in school x
TLDR
Flicking the ol Wogglebug or meeting someone equally bug fuck crazy