Line Of The Day

[Flowers For Sonichu]

 

[Trombonista]

Bradley Manning has started pissing all over John Flynt's lawn and I already feel like I don't need anything for Christmas this year.

 

[Trombonista]

I'd rather die on a mound, tbh. Preferably made of empty vodka bottles, shell casings, and pears with suspiciously dick-shaped holes.

 

[Pina Colada]

This little piggy went to the ANTIFA protest. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy suffered from systemic oppression. This little piggy had none. And this little piggy cried REE REE REE all the way to gender studies class.

 

[Trombonista]

>not having tactical piss jugs

Women have those for periods, they're called diva cups and I AM NOT JOKING

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not an edgy teen, I'm an edgy adult.

 

[Trombonista]

People are missing the big picture, if Florida Man had a grenade launcher, why is no one concerned about the 15 consecutive people he killed to unlock it? And I don't want to panic anyone, but, the attack chopper unlocks at 20.....

 

[Trombonista]

Since she's p much Null:

I regret nothing.

 

[Trombonista]

That is some of the un-sexiest sex I have ever seen in my life. That sex is less sexy than a Senate Committee meeting, but has JUST AS MUCH TALKING.

 

[Trombonista]

So we now have an Oracle of Venus to go with the Oracle of Saturn:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/elora-snow-the-oracle-of-saturn.22417/

Six more and we'll have an entire solar system of schizo oracle planets.

This is the worst Sailor Moon reboot ever.

 

[Trombonista]

Look, if I thought Kyle Brooks was a puppy in a wheelchair, I'd think way more highly of him.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

[Feb 16, 2018 at 6:48 PM] @LegoTugboat: Isn't that tard cum of magnesia?

 

[Pina Colada]

 

[Trombonista]

If you want my porn, you'll have to pry it from my warm, lubed hands!

 

[Trombonista]

I don't care whether people think my shitposts are funny or make me look like a tard the only thing that matters is my shitposts amuse the hell out of me.

 

[Trombonista]

You made an account and exposed yourself as a potential lolcow while adding nothing to the conversation. I'm impressed.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Chat is lit tonight tbh

@Feline Darkmage: @yawning sneasel, Do you wonder if Barb tried to incest Cole like she has with Chris
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:49 PM] @yawning sneasel: @REGENDarySumanai, you gotta be like beyond help if youre marrying a kiwi
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:50 PM] @emspex: @REGENDarySumanai, i thought that was the ship kiwis thread
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:50 PM] @yawning sneasel: @Feline Darkmage, you know she did. barb shot at cole with the saturday night special because he lost his mind when he caught chris with barb
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:51 PM] @Feline Darkmage: @yawning sneasel, Is that why he hates her
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:51 PM] @yawning sneasel: yea
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:51 PM] @yawning sneasel: he got cucked by chris
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:51 PM] @yawning sneasel: and then bob told him to get down in his low-life gutter
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:51 PM] @yawning sneasel: and stay there
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:52 PM] @REGENDarySumanai: Bob's pretty low-life as of today
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:52 PM] @REGENDarySumanai: He's 6 feet underground
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:52 PM] @Feline Darkmage: @yawning sneasel, Did he have to put the lotion on his skin or get the hose again?
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:52 PM] @zedkissed60: zombob
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:52 PM] @yawning sneasel: someone did a song about bob
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:53 PM] @REGENDarySumanai: Zombie Chandlers, a new movie
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:53 PM] @REGENDarySumanai: Barb already looks like one though
[Feb 19, 2018 at 7:53 PM] @zedkissed60: would zombie chris carry mace?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

[Feb 20, 2018 at 11:43 PM] @wagglyplacebo: @hood LOLCOW, for a second i thought the land black panther came from was mawkenda and all i could think about was TK

 

[Judge Holden]

@OwO What's This?: if 12 year olds looked like that i'd be able to sympathize with catholic priests

 

[ZehnBoat]

A Nirvana of Numbnuttery, if you will. A Vallhalla of Vacillation. A Shangrala of Shittines.